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returntothepit >> discuss >> Check out what I'm buying (my stylish new vehicle)... by AUTOPSY_666 on Dec 26,2005 10:58pm
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toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 26,2005 10:58pm







toggletoggle post by Robteratism at Dec 26,2005 11:00pm
good now u can lug our gear at shows!!!! haha jk



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 26,2005 11:04pm
Sure, I'll put it on top of my distro.



toggletoggle post by Robteratism at Dec 26,2005 11:06pm
awsome...now you have to come to our shows...doh...Jk ...im drinking and, watching football!!!

we will call this the jonavan!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 26,2005 11:07pm
It's a MetalVan.



toggletoggle post by Robteratism at Dec 26,2005 11:08pm
it's the jonametavan!



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Dec 26,2005 11:10pm
That's pretty sick how it has sliding doors on both sides.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 26,2005 11:12pm
I guess that's good incase one breaks someday.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 26,2005 11:16pm
does it come with 2.5 kids?



toggletoggle post by ryanfromhbbsi at Dec 26,2005 11:26pm
that van doesnt look very metal dude. hell even this vans more metal than that



toggletoggle post by ryanfromhbbsi at Dec 26,2005 11:27pm
i found the rev's dream ride



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALLNLI at Dec 26,2005 11:55pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
It's a MetalVan.


It doesn't look very metal.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 26,2005 11:58pm
Um, it's made out of metal, I am more Metal than most people alive anyway.




toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALLNLI at Dec 27,2005 12:01am
John you are very metal, but unfortunately I'm more metal than you!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 27,2005 12:03am
Give me a link to your CD collection.



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALLNLI at Dec 27,2005 12:04am
Give me a bottle of 151



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 27,2005 12:05am



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALLNLI at Dec 27,2005 12:07am
and I was at the last Teratism show



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 27,2005 12:09am
how bout this:
give me the name of the metal site you are posting on now.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 27,2005 12:09am
If all goes as planned I will be at the next one!



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 27,2005 12:10am
you should change the name of your distro to Soccer mom records



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALLNLI at Dec 27,2005 12:11am
with 151?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 27,2005 12:13am
I'll bring you a nip Jay.

No I will do what I said that I would, you joined the band so I owe you a 1 Liter bottle.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 27,2005 12:14am
dftg: that went as unnoticed as my comment.



toggletoggle post by im soooooo "metal" at Dec 27,2005 12:15am
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Blow me (again).

http://www.metal-archives.com/userprofile.php?user=AUTOPSY_666


Can you make me some CD-R's?




toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 27,2005 12:15am
Maybe I will get a DEAD SOCCER MOM ON BOARD sign.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 27,2005 12:18am
im soooooo "metal" said:

Can you make me some CD-R's?


Sure, that really supports bands, labels and recording studio's.
[/Sarcasm]



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALLNLI at Dec 27,2005 12:25am
AUTOPSY_666 said:
I'll bring you a nip Jay.

No I will do what I said that I would, you joined the band so I owe you a 1 Liter bottle.


werd up homey



toggletoggle post by Al_Ravage   at Dec 27,2005 1:09am
should have got this



toggletoggle post by Al_Ravage   at Dec 27,2005 1:11am
personally I only will drive a Ford Thunderbird, because it is the car used by Chuck Norris as "The Hitman"



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 27,2005 1:26am
I share the same birthday with Chuck, March 10th.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 27,2005 1:29am
AUTOPSY_666 said:
I share the same birthday with Chuck, March 10th.


that doesnt' mean you have CHUCKITUDE



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALLNLI at Dec 27,2005 1:29am
AUTOPSY_666 said:
I share the same birthday with Chuck, March 10th.


Oh well then I take it back, You are more metal than me!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 27,2005 1:34am



toggletoggle post by Todd NLI at Dec 27,2005 1:38am
the_reverend said:
how bout this:
give me the name of the metal site you are posting on now.


Haha....Zing! He got ya pretty good there,Mr.Metal guy.....By the way who cares who is more metal ,We are all no longer in Highschool so it dont matter. Even if I did care,My vote goes to The Rev



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 27,2005 1:48am
so you're gonna buy jay that bottle of 151 right



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 27,2005 2:38am
Todd, that was my entire point, that I don't need a "Metal" looking vehicle, because I have Metal in my blood.



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALLNLI at Dec 27,2005 5:22am
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Todd, that was my entire point, that I don't need a "Metal" looking vehicle, because I have Metal in my blood.


Your the one who said it was metal. And I really doubt that, that thing is made of metal.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 27,2005 7:49am
congrats it's nice! but such a gas pig



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Dec 27,2005 8:16am
SOCCER MOM!!

Only Chevy is Real...The ASTROVAN is the only cool van..




toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 27,2005 2:08pm
Honda > Chevy



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Dec 27,2005 5:37pm
5.7 liter v8 > honda v6 in terms of power an reliability and repair cost



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Dec 27,2005 5:37pm
by repair cost i mean that its cheaper to fix.



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Dec 27,2005 5:40pm
Costs more to fuel though. But yeah I'd take the cylinders anyday.



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Dec 27,2005 6:06pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Todd, that was my entire point, that I don't need a "Metal" looking vehicle, because I have Metal in my blood.


Ah ok, I though you were bein a wise ass haha



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Dec 27,2005 6:53pm
pretty fucking gay dwyer, if you ask me.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Dec 27,2005 7:15pm
dude Aaron's car gets fucking 50 MPG

what the fuck?!??!!?!

runs smoothly too



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 27,2005 7:37pm
You don't even have a job! Don't you mean someone's buying it for you?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 27,2005 9:43pm
I had always envisioned your new van to look more like this...



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Dec 27,2005 11:48pm
DEATH2ALL said:
Costs more to fuel though. But yeah I'd take the cylinders anyday.


well you know what? those 350's get like 26 mpg highway. thats not so bad at all for like 300 hp. actually... the new corvette z06 gets 25-26 mpg highway... thats a car with 505 horsepower and 427 cubic inches (7.0 l) of muscle.



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Dec 28,2005 12:03am
spaldino said:
DEATH2ALL said:
Costs more to fuel though. But yeah I'd take the cylinders anyday.


well you know what? those 350's get like 26 mpg highway. thats not so bad at all for like 300 hp. actually... the new corvette z06 gets 25-26 mpg highway... thats a car with 505 horsepower and 427 cubic inches (7.0 l) of muscle.


I got a 5.7hemi modified w/ 400hp that's estimated to get 18mpg, but it aint gonna happen unless i only drive on the highway. EPA estimates are never right. That vette will be getting more like 8-10mpg.



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Dec 28,2005 12:21am
And it's a $66,000 race car which most likely runs High octane



toggletoggle post by Bullocks at Dec 28,2005 8:50am
i hate vans. I just bought a 2005 VW Touareg and it cost me a pretty penny but I am very happy. The last one in the lot and we played "Let's make a real good deal" and I won. I doubt i won but i felt like i did damn car salesman!!!!!

But Honda is probably one of the most reliable Jap car on the market next to Toyota. Oh did I mention the Touareg is fuckin incredible!



toggletoggle post by SPALDINO at Dec 28,2005 9:06am
DEATH2ALL said:
And it's a $66,000 race car which most likely runs High octane


car and driver did a test with the new z06, viper srt 10, and ford gt...

i believe total combined test fuel mileage was something like... 15 (its been a couple months since i read that issue)

maybe it was 13, i dont know 100% but it wasnt 10 and it wasnt less than 10. i hate chevy's anyway. except caprice wagons. those (and the roadmaster/custom cruiser) i love.



toggletoggle post by SPALDINO at Dec 28,2005 9:11am
toureg is lame and ugly. ill stick with town cars, wagons, and little sporty cars. how much was the toureg? because for that price im sure i could assemble a fox body mustang/town car that would make chicks' vaginas dribble uncontrollably. oooooo! or a mark VIII lsc... those things are sexy and fast.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 28,2005 9:22am
SPALDINO said:
toureg is lame and ugly. ill stick with town cars, wagons, and little sporty cars. how much was the toureg? because for that price im sure i could assemble a fox body mustang/town car that would make chicks' vaginas dribble uncontrollably. oooooo! or a mark VIII lsc... those things are sexy and fast.


hell yeah on the Lincoln LSC, they're long, low, sleek, and sexy.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 28,2005 9:25am
although, that only really applies to the last generation of those.



toggletoggle post by Bullocks at Dec 28,2005 10:28am
Well I like the Touareg a lot. My buddy just bought a 2006 Toyota X-Runner that is pretty sweet even though I don't like pickups i have to say that thing is niiiice.



toggletoggle post by scoracrasia   at Dec 28,2005 11:24am
I own this:

Hondas are reliable as all hell.



toggletoggle post by Bullocks at Dec 28,2005 12:07pm
2006 Piolt is a VERY good car from what everyone tells me. Lots of people own them and rave about them. The CR-V is also top rated as well and everyone and their mother has one but I hate the looks of the CR-V but hey you buy a Honda or Toyota I hear you'll have it for a very long time!



toggletoggle post by SPALDINO at Dec 28,2005 12:09pm
put a fart can on the back and clear tail lights and an intake.... and cut the springs and blast reggaeton really loud and you'll turn into a mexican.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 28,2005 6:47pm
so when is dwyer buying jay that bottle of 151



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 28,2005 6:58pm
Why don't you mind your own fucking business, you busy-body?



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 28,2005 7:02pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Why don't you mind your own fucking business, you busy-body?


cause i'm friends with jay and i believe you told him you'd get him a bottle. i mean do i need to go find that thread.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 28,2005 7:06pm
And have I seen him since he joined the band? Other than briefly at the Palladium, the answer is "no". The next show that TERATISM plays, he will have it, and you should still fuck off.





toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 28,2005 7:08pm
nope, sorry wont be doing that but thanks for playing this round of let's see how the biggest scumbag cheapscape around these parts are.

so when is he getting that bottle.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 28,2005 7:09pm
Fuck off, you ugly loser.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 28,2005 7:11pm
oh that hurts, so when is he getting what you owe him



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 28,2005 7:12pm
When you mind your own business.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 28,2005 7:26pm
blah blah blah avoiding the question



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Dec 28,2005 8:11pm
i think he answered it like 3 posts ago... or am i just insane? 0_o



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 28,2005 8:14pm
spaldino said:
i think he answered it like 3 posts ago... or am i just insane? 0_o


no you're insane cause first time he said he'd give jay the 151 it'd be at the first show he played with teratism. that came and went no 151. so im simply saying instead of saying the next time he sees teratism how about being true to his words



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Dec 28,2005 8:37pm
Sean, the next show is up in the air right now.... But I'm sure I'll get it.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 28,2005 10:16pm
The next show that I attend, obviously.

What am I supposed to email the bottle to Jay?!



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 28,2005 10:19pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
The next show that I attend, obviously.

What am I supposed to email the bottle to Jay?!


how about go to a practice and leave your lil island



toggletoggle post by Bullocks at Dec 29,2005 8:49am
wow this got off topic



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 29,2005 8:02pm
Childish.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 29,2005 9:15pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Childish.


cheap



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Dec 30,2005 1:16am
Hehe... Cheap entertainment!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 30,2005 1:21am
Yeah, your Mom is cheap, Sean.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 30,2005 3:43pm
aaron was driving one today
haha
~Carina
~~~~

it was like driving a huge station wagon.. from the prehistoric times.



toggletoggle post by SPALDINO at Dec 30,2005 4:35pm
station wagons own your gay ass.


oh and sorry to burst your "honda reliability" bubble... but honda placed like 9th for the JD power 2005 manufacturer dependability rating.

top 3 were Lexus, Porsche, and Lincoln. toyota was 7th, mercedes was 28th... OUCH!



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 30,2005 5:04pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Yeah, your Mom is cheap, Sean.


somebody was saying something earlier...wait what was is it, oh yeah.

AUTOPSY_666 said:
Childish.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 31,2005 3:41am
Exactly.



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