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returntothepit >> discuss >> God awful horror movies by InventorofEvil on Dec 14,2005 8:55am
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toggletoggle post by InventorofEvil  at Dec 14,2005 8:55am
Heres a bunch that I think are JUNK:

Basket Case
House of Wax(2005)
Jeepers Creepers
The Foresaken
They
Darkness Falls
Constantine
Exorcistominion
House of 1,000 Corpses
Last house on the left
The Haunting(remake)
Blair Witch Project(the worst of all time)
Wishmaster 3
Nightmare of Elm Street:Freddy's Dead
Ft13th parts 8 and 9
Halloween 3,7 and 8
Urban Legend
Scream 3
Malevolence
The Ring
Fear.com
The Grudge
Brotherhood of the Wolf
High Tension
13 Ghosts
I still know what u did last summer




toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 14,2005 9:01am
i thought that list might've been incomplete

then i saw high tension down near the bottom and realized it was

wait...hmp...there is no MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE on that list



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 14,2005 9:02am
also...constantine wasn't really a horror movie



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 14,2005 9:10am
The Ring is a good movie.



toggletoggle post by InventorofEvil  at Dec 14,2005 9:20am
You liked the Ring? I found it BORING.Plus theres no gore in it.Gore is a necessity 99% of the time



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 14,2005 9:34am
the ring and the grudge sucked.

BWP ruled when I saw it cause I downloaded it before it came out a cannes and I was told it was real.

and Darkness Falls wasn't bad.

Constantine was not a horror movie, but was a decent off shoot from the matrix



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot NLI at Dec 14,2005 9:43am
a) You somehow forgot SAW.
b) I actually like The Ring, but Ringu is way better, and Juon wipes them both off the board. (I love gore, but gore stopped being scary when I was about 6.)
c) The original 13 Ghosts is great.
d and e) The worst horror movie of all time, the future, and the 8th dimension is Video Violence. Imagine if a bunch of failed porn actors, cameramen and directors from the eighties tried making a horror movie, but someone lost the script on the way over so they had to "wing it." Complete with the A/V club computer generated titles, bad lighting, and big hair. Fucking terrible. Pick it up, sometime.
g) Manos was awesome. I wanna have Torgo's love child.

No f), sorry.



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at Dec 14,2005 9:45am
BWP did rule. Bitches With Problems is one of my all time favorites.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 14,2005 10:23am
House of 1,000 Corpses was ok until the end with the superhero zombie guy.

Constantine is decent unless you've read Hellblazer. Then it sucks and is a slap to the face.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 14,2005 10:26am
best horror movie ever: The Dentist 2



toggletoggle post by InventorofEvil  at Dec 14,2005 11:17am
Saw was decent.



toggletoggle post by MikeGore at Dec 14,2005 12:50pm
Basketcase!? ARE YOU GAY? YOU MUST BE GAY OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ONLY FAGS HATE THAT MOVIE. Have you been checked for HIV recently because IT IS A SERIOUS THREAT FOR GAY MALES IN YOUR AGE GROUP. ARE YOU PART OF YOUR LOCAL GAY AND LESBIAN ALLIANCE? DO YOU LIKE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN? Maybe you should quit watching horror movies and start watching independent films about gay cowboys BECAUSE THERE IS AN ENORMOUS POSSIBILITY YOU YOURSELF ARE ACTUALLY A GAY COWBOY. What would your parents say if you broke into their house naked and shouted "MOM, DAD, I DON'T LIKE BASKETCASE AND I AM HOMOSEXUALLY GAY TO THE CORE". They'd be MAD AS HELL, I GUARANTEE. I have no problem with gay people AS LONG AS THEY ACCEPT BASKETCASE INTO THEIR HEART AS THEIR ETERNAL SAVIOR. Do you like working out and wearing hot pants and drinking mojhihihotos? I BET YOU DO BECAUSE SO FAR YOU ARE LEADING THE INTERNET TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE GAY. WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING GAY, I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA EXPLODE URRGHGHGHHG



toggletoggle post by scoracrasia   at Dec 14,2005 1:24pm
Day of the dead: contagium. What a pile of shit this was.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 14,2005 1:32pm
Did Peter "Lord of the Rings" and "King Kong" 2005 Jackson make Basket Case? I think I'm actually thinking of Bad Taste.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 14,2005 1:32pm
Nevermind.



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Dec 14,2005 1:34pm
raw head rex kicks ass is all im going to say



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 14,2005 1:34pm
KILLER TOMATO'S FROM OUTER SPACE



toggletoggle post by Chris_From_Shit_Fuck  at Dec 14,2005 1:36pm
Fear.com
Ring Two
Junk
I, Zombie
Island of the Dead
Zombi 3
Zombi 4
Zombi 5
Dr. Giggles
The Dentist
The Dentist 2
Pumpkinhead 2: Bloodwings
Scream 3
Redneck Zombies
Son of the Blob
Darkness Falls
Saw II
Monster High
Monster in the Closet
Mother's Day
Toxic Avenger Part III: Last Temptation of Toxie
Gothika
Ghost Ship
Hide and Seek
The Video Dead
Blades
Blood Hook
They
Wishmaster II
Wishmaster III

and a shit load more. Some of the ones that were mentioned I actually highly enjoy, Basket Case, The Ring (though ringu is better), The Grudge (though ju-on is better), Blair Witch Project, and High Tension.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 14,2005 1:37pm
Mother's Day is great!



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Dec 14,2005 1:39pm
i just saw a commercial for some new horror movie coming in theatres on christmas day. i forget what the hell its called, but it kind of looked interesting



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 14,2005 1:41pm
I want to see Audition.



toggletoggle post by eddie(nli) at Dec 14,2005 1:46pm
Did Peter "Lord of the Rings" and "King Kong" 2005 Jackson make Basket Case? I think I'm actually thinking of Bad Taste.


yeah he did bad taste, i think he did dead alive too.LAWNMOWER HOLOCAUST!!!



toggletoggle post by InventorofEvil  at Dec 14,2005 1:52pm
Yah Peter Jackson did do both Dead Alive and Bad Taste.Man hes gone WAY dowhill since those days.LOTR fucking BLOWS!!!



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Dec 14,2005 2:32pm
Last house on the left?!
Basket case?!

WHHAAAAT? Those movies kick total ass.



toggletoggle post by scoracrasia   at Dec 14,2005 2:35pm
intricateprocess said:
i just saw a commercial for some new horror movie coming in theatres on christmas day. i forget what the hell its called, but it kind of looked interesting


Wolf Creek




toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 14,2005 6:15pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
I want to see Audition.


no you don't...those last 20 minutes are fucking traumatizing



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 14,2005 6:16pm
InventorofEvil said:
LOTR fucking BLOWS!!!


blasphemy! you're going straight to mordor!



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Dec 14,2005 7:11pm
SacreligionNLI said:
AUTOPSY_666 said:
I want to see Audition.


no you don't...those last 20 minutes are fucking traumatizing


shit yea, i heard that movie is fuct



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 14,2005 7:51pm
That's why I wanna see it.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 15,2005 12:34am
fair enough

CHIGGY CHIGGY CHIGGY CHIGGY CHIGGY



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 15,2005 8:04am
Im not of a fan of Dungeons and Dragons CRAPOLA.



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