THE ACCURSED ARE LOOKING FOR A GUITARIST!!!!!!!

Loki, the guitar madman, has decided to leave The Accursed. He has been with us from the start, helped form and mold the accursed into the killing metal machine that it is today. It is a sad day in our world. He will be playing all of the shows we have lined up as of right now. With him leaving a part of us dies with him. He was and is our bandmate, our friend, our brother. We wish him the best the world can give him. He will be missed more than he knows.
R.I.P -LOKI- 2001-2005

The Accursed are holding auditions for a new Axeman.
Must have transportation,
Own equipment
be able to practice 2xs a week in new bedford
dedication, drive and hunger for metal a must.
willing to travel a must.
MUST BE GOOD! (you have BIG shoes to fill)

Our influences include: Iron Maiden, Death, Carcass, Dissection, The Haunted, Children of Bodom, Hypocrisy, Thin lizzy, Slayer, Opeth, Decapitated, Sabbath, 80's Thrash metal, 80's Hair metal and 70's rock and roll.
we have a unique sound and we would like to keep it that way.
contact us if you are interested in being part of the the northern most aggression, The Accursed.
Email theaccursedbooking@gmail.com

www.theaccursed.net
www.myspace.com/theaccursed

EVERYONE THAT WANTS TO TRYOUT WILL GET A CHANCE!! (until we find someone)

first he cuts his hair...

it was a sign

so it is written in the bible.
samson has lost his powers.

It must be the season to leave your New Bedford band, since the drummer of Beyond the Embrace left.

was his name really loki? or was it like Marc Philip Doren or something?

that sucks, i hope they find someone good to take his place.

His name was Christopher Ellingsen
His name was Christopher Ellingsen
His name was Christopher Ellingsen

haha.

anyone know anyone?

must paint face

UMMMM NO FACE PAINTING..SORRY

our old guitarist lives in new bedford but he's nuts and doesn't have the skill to play in the accursed.

id do it if i lived closer

The band should get a better name, that name is so stale and used that no one will ever take the band as seriously as they should be taken.

no one asked you that pal

It's true though.

naah I don't think so.

Well, you are wrong.

their name has never affected them ever. you are high and looking for a reason to be a jerk. if someone doesn't like a band because of their name, they're a fucking faggot anyway.

I too think the name sucks a stiff cock

that's wonderful, no one fuckin asked that. they're looking for a guitar player, quit being cocks. no need.

I am not being a jerk at all, I think if their name was not so used already, or if they had a name that stood out like BEYOND THE EMBRACE or ALL THAT REMAINS they could probably be as big as those bands.

And having a very unoriginal band name would turn some people off from even checking them out.

well if that turns someone off to the point that they won't even listen, they're fucking idiots anyway.

and all that remains sucks my fucking ass.

Way to be overly defensive, is your husband the vocalist or something?!

as for beyond the embrace, who I love dearly...there is Beyond The Flesh, Beyond the Realm, Beyond Surface....nothing is original.

Ok, I think the names Beyond The Embrace and All That Remains are even gayer!!! Those bands are horrible!

AUTOPSY_666 said:


you know he is. I just don't see a need to come on a thread and be a dick when all the purpose of the thread is is to let people know they're holding tryouts. no asked your opinion on their name.

no one*

how bout beyond the accursed.
think about it

ps: you can have that one for free.
this one too: beyond all accursed.

genius!

Now that I think about this you guys are right!!! The name The Accursed does indeed suck!

accursed embrace!

woah look out for this guy.

You see it as me being a dick, I see it as constructive criticism.

The band will stay stagnant with such a lame name, sorry if the truth hurts.

well, I will accept your second born.
I'm not talking your first born cause she talks too much.
hard to boil something in a pot that keeps talking back at you.
hence the sever lack of people eating parrots.
just my theory.

whatever, queer.

smite the embrace?
smite the remains?

rename it that and I would be all like "here comes pam BEZERKER"

she totally talks too much, lol.

I can't be in the bezerker cause I won't wear a gay mask and butcher carcass covers.

then you are going no where.

dammit. no scene points for me. better find myself an obscure kvlt name.

http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.php

Heralding Moonwitch in the Midst of the Devil

there we go. now we'll never be stagnant!! we don't even need to play well, so long as we have a name containing no words another band used!! YESSSSS!

Heralding Moonwitch has a nice ring to it

some day someone will scribe a CD with the name just being the URL to:
http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.php
and they will never grow stagnant.

It's better than THE ACCURSED.

I like it way better than The Accursed! Dwyer is right, The Accursed is really forgetable

yeah well, either of you get in a signed band and I'll give a shit what you think. oh wait, no I wont.

my band is signed

what band are you in? I'll bet I can google about 20 bands with at least one part of the name in it. your argument earns the short bus award.

Screaming Ferret?!

Ladies and Gentlemen from the very depths of hell, HERALDING MOONWITCH!!!

lol

I was hoping that clock would say "it's gay time" but it didn't.
wign.

er.. I mean sign.

garg! sigh

Way to just edit your damn post Rev.

closer rev..

So did you guys ever find a guitarist? anyone try out yet?

the_reverend said:

Embrace the Accursed??

i recently met a dude in new bedford who loves metal and plays guitar. i don't know how good he is, as i've never heard him play, but i'll tell him about the accursed and see if he wants to set up an audition with them.

Charles NOT in charge said:

So no one has auditioned yet?

Not yet. They have three lined up for auditions when Chris gets back from FL. They're still looking though!

dreadkill said:

i sent that dude an email. hopefully something will come of it.

thanks!

I see you guys post relatively frequently on Craigslist. Is everyone in the band kind of waiting for a guitar "hero"?

I'd play but I probably can't keep up on guitar.

and for the record, I never really had too much of a hot spot for thier name, but the band is insane, and thier live shows have tons of energy. Props to the accursed!

hero? They've only tried out one person so far, they're waiting for someone that can play. I don't see anything wrong with holding out until they find someone that can work with their other guitar player.

I didn't know Loki got a haircut...what a loser...Loki is dead to me

Shockah said:

Actually, we're just looking for someone who can play some of the songs we've got. If we find a "hero" that'd be great, but we'll settle for another guy like us who likes to play, and can handle our material with relative ease.

Anyone interested, get in touch, we'll try out everyone that makes the effort to come down and audition, and they'll be taken seriously.

I TRIED MASTURBATING TO THIS THREAD
BUT WHEN I CLOSED MY EYES
ALL I SAW WAS BILL COSBY

infoterror said:

that's the only decent contribution you have ever made to this website. i thought you were going to say something stupid about conspiracies.

Shockah said:

there's nothing wrong with being picky and making sure you get the right person in your band. the guy they are replacing is talented and full of stage presence. a perfect replacement for someone like that, onstage and off, is hard to find. i'm sure the right person will eventually come along, but it would be dumb for them to settle for someone not as good. that would downgrade the band, which is why they have been patient and selective.

i don't know why people make such a big deal about band names. unless it's something totally grammatically incorrect or just plain retarded, who cares about a band name? my band's name, dreaded silence, is generic as hell now, considering every 7.4 seconds a new band forms with silence in the name (it's a proven fact), but it wasn't so generic back in 1999. what really matters is the music. if the music sounds generic, you've got a problem. who cares about names?

OUTSOURCE TO INDIA
FOR BAND NAME AND VOCALS

DREADED SILENCE WAS GENERIC IN 1999
HELL, IT WAS GENERIC IN 1959
IN FACT, IT'S A COMPLETE CLICHE

BUT MAYBE THAT WORKS FOR
ROCK'N'ROLL
I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT A
MULATTO.

conspiracy theories were generic in 1959.
black metal failed! john wilkes booth! elvis!

go find bigfoot, you fag.

let's get this thread back to it's original focus, the accursed's search for a guitarist.

OH NO, HE CALLED ME A FAG
I AM SO UNDERCONFIDENT
I'LL HAVE TO GO SUCK A DICK
TO FIND OUT IT ISN'T TRUE.
ACTUALLY, ONLY HE IS THAT DESTABILIZED.
I LAUGH, ROLL A FATTIE, AND MURDER MULATTOES TO THE LILTING SOUNDS OF N.W.A.

last call for freedom speech.

Rev can we just delete this thread? It's completely lost.

DELETED!

FREEDOM IS DECADENCE

Back to the Accursed, I'd do it in a heartbeat were New Bedford not so fucking far away.

Yeah that's pretty much anyone interested's issue. New Bedford sucks.

I BLAME JESUS

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