yes, we are doing some stand up with about 4 other amateurs tomorrow night! come down and have some fun...
Mill River Dinner Theater
499 High St
Central Falls, RI
401-721-0909

directions: http://www.millrivertheater.com/directions.htm

show starts at 7:30pm $10.00

there is a bar, but i believe there is no age restriction to get in.

Haha shit I'd totally go but I have work. Good luck guys!

jesus christ

Shit, I forgot about that.

wow, that's really cool! I'd go if it were possible for me to get to RI, which it's not.

that sounds great!

heh..aaron was surprised too when I told him about the comedy..it's too bad it's not a little closer to NH
i'm sure it will be a riot!!

I'd actually go to this, but I'm being a huge nerd and playing Call of Cthulhu tonight. Knock'em dead, anyway.

so little time so many bj jokes

I'll give you a couple hints
1) joke about 9/11
2) joke about towel heads
3) call as many people in the audience gay as you possibly can
4) joke about "zipper heads" and call everyone "dicknoses"

just got back. it went great! we, along with 4 other amateurs, destroyed the place. when it was over, i actually had an old man come up to me and say,"I'm 70 years old, and I still want to fuck 15 year olds too. It never goes away,son..."
I almost pissed myself!

that's awesome, you guys gonna do it again sometime? i'd like to check it out.

ahh damn it i wish id have gone to that!

you pretty much have to beg for five minutes. open mike nights are like 6 months in advance. we're trying to get something regular at this RI place, and looking for other local venues that might be interested. we'll keep you posted...

DomesticTerror said:


make that a new teratism shirt, id buy like 3

great time..we had a blast..mabye we can convince dee dee;s on there off nite to do stand up there..me and scott will host!

two metal guys doing stand up?
what is the deal with that?

The deal is two metal guys doing stand up...and where pretty good at it..haha!

must be awesome to be so jewish

huh?

seinfeld is so metal...

you guys are living my dream...

so what kind of bit do you do?

standard stuff...fucking teenagers, masturbation, all of my abortions, etc.

aw man I would have wanted to go see this.

I hope you do this again.

you should do a 10 minute stand-up set (5 Rob/5 Scott) at every Teratism show.

I'm not kidding. Please do this.