<br> <br>A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

squeek (I think) sent me this yesterday: <br><a href="http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/wiggles_content.html" target="_blank">http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/wiggles_content.html</a>

whats the diffrence between a dead baby and trampoline?

dont you take your boots off when you jump on a trampoline? geez

man... nothing like dead baby jokes to start off the morning. <br>dead baby jokes are soooooo metal. <br> <br>I like how you paused between telling the joke and the punchline.

what sounds better than a 2 yr old's pelvis snapping?

your mom crying over your dead corpse <br>as I ride your burning soul to hell?

your supposed to say "nothing..." then laugh like an old pervert. (shouldn't be a stretch for you) <br> <br>ouch. <br> <br> <br>jk

whats the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Cadillac?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

whats grosser than a 15 foot high pile of dead babies?

a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

whats grosser than that?

when it goes back for seconds

whats the worst thing about fucking an infant

getting the bloodstains out of your clown costume

what do you get when you stab a baby in the head a bunch of times with a fork?

an erection...

What's the best thing about fucking an 8 year old?

Hearing the pelivis snap.


What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?


There's twenty of them.

whats the worst thing a deaf, blind, and retarded baby could get for christmas?













cancer

how do you make an 8-year old cry twice?

wipe your bloody penis on her teddy bear

What's the best thing about fucking a 4 year old?



The look on their face when you tell them your going to kill them.

largefreakatzero said:

HAHAHAHA

this isn't a baby joke but its all i got.
what do michael jackson and caviar have in common.
they both come on little crackers.
(i dont think i spelled caviar right but whatever)

A man and a boy are walking through a dark woods.
All of the sudden the boy starts crying.
The man says "What are YOU crying for? I'm the one who has to walk out of here alone."

What's red and silver, and keeps crawling into walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

AIDS

whats easier to unload from a truck, dead babies or bowling balls?



babies because you can use a pitchfork

what's black and charred?



a baby chewing on an extension cord

Has anyone noticed this thread is 3 years old yet?


What's the best cure for baby fat?

Marinade.

soloman said:



fuck dude.

how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?


nail it's other hand down.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub?


I can't fuck a bath tub.