Think carefully before voting.

you are a pussy

ya but your anonymous making you a far bigger pussy

strippers=only honest women left on planet earth!

Strippers deserve to die from a giant combo of STDs!

I LOVE THIS THREAD!

Their boobs developed and their brains didn't.

funny how everyone picked #3

anonymous said:


i can associate that statement to a few people on here as well

anonymous said:

if you weren't so stupid, you wouldn't have to pay women to let you touch them.

joe, get this shirt.
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=330

the_reverend said:

i already have it, HA

davefromthegrave said:

they pay me...i shake my ass on the catwalk and the 30plus crowd loves it...how do you think i met your mom?

davefromthegrave said:

if you werent a zitfaced punk wise ass you wouldn't have to either

AUTOPSY_666 said:

I wouldn't be too sure about that.

If they blow me, I'll pretend they do.

strippers=give me money and we can do whatever you want...
every other girl on planet earth=give me money and we can do what i want and sometimes i'll let you do what you want but only when it's what i really want anyway and if you have enough money ill marry you so i can hold divorce over your head or if you make me mad ill get pregnant and ruin the next 18+ myears of your life

the third no is winning in a proverbial landslide!

everyone on rttp guessed "c" on the SATs when they didn't know the answer...that's what that means

brian_dc said:

Haha, that's hilarious.

anonymous said:


sounds like you haven't met the met the right person yet,,

keep voting for that third "no"

I'm currently campaigning for it

succubus said:

im happily married,i thought i might get an interesting response from some of the ladies with that one though...but, what i see in the world thats pretty much the way it goes...

less.

succubus said:

it also sounds like he's talking about prostitutes...which not all strippers are.

semantics are killer

ALL WOMEN ARE PROSTITUTES.

as for the poll, i didn't vote...there are a lot worse things people can do..like rape and murder innocent people

well, then how do you compartmentalize your women into two subcategories that seem entirely different?

strippers & every other girl on planet earth

actually, I don't care

brian_dc said:

2 CATEGORIES............A. HONEST............B.DISHONEST

succubus said:

I, too, did not vote. But I hope people keep voting for the third no to prove my point about people picking "c" on the SATs.

anonymous said:

true enough.

the real problem in most relationships is compulsory monogamy

"I find it such a thrill when she grinds me against her will....
the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying"

maybe,i think the biggest problem in relationships is that WOMEN ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF THEIR TITS!

DomesticTerror said:

ha ha ha ha ha ha shut up honey or ill give you something to cry about!

anonymous said:

you say tomato

I say tomato



fuck, a cliche that doesn't work via internet

brian_dc said:

is your girlfriend lookin over your shoulder or are you trying to score some points with the ladies here?

if strippers are worried about a lack of respect from others, they might consider having a little respect for themselves.

Fuck is womens money...

hey, all i have to say is that one of my best friends' ex fiance used to be a feature girl at the Foxy in Brocton. That motherfucker used to walk out the door at night with $1700 dollars on average... sign me up.

they are good manipulators/mindplayers/conartists. a friend of mine got involved with one and we all warned him and he would not listen. he got taken for a ride for 3 months and $5500 missin. so no... there are better ways to make a livin.

Two of my roomates are bouncers at strip clubs and incidentally I end up finding myself at these places more often than Id expect to.
Strippers are good in the sense that they'll do whatever the hell you want (Yes Brian, the majority of them really are whores) for a few bucks and then you never have to see them again, but theyre still whores. And I dont like whores.
Unfortunately for us guys strippers tend to be far more honest than a vast majority of the women I've encountered in my life. At least strippers will admit that all they give a fuck about is money. Other women like to pretend this isn't the case but then they'll fuck anyone with a fat wallet and a nice car.

Christraper said:

another big lie women love to tell is "I don't want to get married." They'll all say that, but they want to have a day that's exclusively for them. They want to be the center of attention for at least a day, and they don't give a fuck how much money it costs you.

only a day?

you get the idea...it makes them feel special I think

mmm... honey dew

they look at your watch also, my friend wore an Omega watch of some sort and the lowlife stole it. regarding car he drove an Acura RL so its true, you got cash falling out of the pockets and a nice watch and a nice car, beware, you are going to get conned.

i think this lowlife girl said she had a beater boyfriend and she had no other choice but to get into this lifestyle to PUT HERSELF THROUGH COLLEGE. such a scam.

MadMac said:

putting yourself through college is what waiting tables is for. Whores don't like that cause it's not glamorous enough for them or some shit like that. Shit sorta evens out when they find themselves adicted to coke and riddled with disease a few months later.

yeah, Im fucking bitter about something.

who does the comedy bit about strippers putting themselves through college? i forget

"aint no strippers in college, who you kidding"

anonymous said:

call me a pussy, but out of my own interest I studied up on feminist theory

it's not as "out of its tits" as people think

Chris Rock.

"The big myth is "im doing this to pay for college" If thats true, i put more girls through college then the united negro college fund"

but then again, it doesn't surprise me at all that most strippers are whores, Jay...I'm not being ignorant just offering alternatives

i can email my buddy who got scammed to get the full scoop but i think it would open closed wounds. he was really upset about it but hey, if he had just opened his freakin eyes none of this would have happened.

this happened last year. he honestly thought he was going to have a relationship w/this girl. she was really cute and all but man, myself and his friends all knew it was a scam. she said she was 25 - HAHAHAHAHA. he saw her DL and found out she was actually 34. she wasn't lying about having a BF who confronted my friend and wanted to fight him. The guy was a gang banger that was 5' tall and was all talk no action. But my friend did the right thing and walked away. Who knows the guy could have had a gun. She was able to get $5500 out of my friend as she said it was for a class at University of Hartford. She was registered there but did not attend. I'm not sure how this worked. But she showed him the registration and classes she wanted to take (business courses). She got to borrow his brand new at the time 2005 Acura RL and got a free iPod out of the deal. My friend is lucky he didn't get no STDs because who knows!

I have no respect i'm sorry. Lowlives, scumbags...

brian_dc said:

Pussy.

yes, they do, one of my good friends is a stripper, she's down to earth and hates her job, but it's good money.

Not all strippers are decent people, but the one that I know is a really nice person.

I know from first hand experience that strippers really really don't like when you laugh in their face when they ask if you want a lap dance and then don't tip all night.

Josh_Martin said:

they also don't like it if you throw pennies at them while they're dancing.

my friend *vikky* is a stripper at club Tex-Mex
she's a real nice girl,some of the girls at TM are whores but,not all of them depends who the woman is,
But their is this one stripper that i hate Maria shen 38 she wanted to FUCK ME,first of off i told the cunt i have 40 bucks im not about and i fucken in hell don't want to spend it on you,second of all im Jail Bait you sick fuck
She still bothers me about it but,i can understand why ppl get the wrong idea about strippers

Any girl that takes her clothes off for money is a whore.
A smart whore, but still a whore.

any women who can take a dollar bill out of my mouth with her butt cheeks gets mad respect!

I dunno, I just have this weird Patrick Bateman quality where I just wanna see strippers get hurt.

Beakey said:

that's the worst...i mean funniest thing i've ever heard

I just want to look a bitch in the eye and tell her....
"Don't just stare at it. Eat it!"
That's some Patrick Batemen right there.

Strippers are whores.

As for respect, they most likely get paid better than you, so you can't really look down on you.

Instead, they make money playing a game, selling customers the idea of their necked bodies or whatever fantasy they have.

Any bitch who can act that well is untrustable. using that skill to make money while sticking a finger in their goddamned cooch makes them a whore..

That said, I love strippers.

I laughed.

i think they deserve MORE respect than normal humans!
i mean, theyre nekkid aint they?

hey it's a cool place to get drunk

This poll is retarded.

you just wait for the chance to post that broad, dontcha?

strippers are awesome. i went to the n00die bar last weekend and had a fun time. i looked at b00bs and c00ch. it ruled.

pam said: