a few weeks ago, I was blowing up balloons for my boss's cubicle. the first set of balloons I was eating peanuts while blowing up. the second set I was chewing mint gum (I blew up like 80 of them).
we were all standing around and I was like "if any of them pop and you smell peanuts, those are ones I blew up yesterday. today I got smart and put in a mint gum so if they pop and you smell that, it's my balloon from today... although, now my mouth sort of tastes like I've been chewing on a mint condom."
my prim and proper old boss says "i knew those tasted funny, but I'm glad you didn't say that while I was blowing them up"
