ZU33 Options Lords of Chaos


LOS ANGELES, California — April 11, 2005 — ZU33 has recently optioned the award-winning book LORDS OF CHAOS, published by Feral House Press, for a narrative film treatment. Director Hans Fjellestad and Producer Ryan Page are currently working on the screenplay with Writer/Publisher Adam Parfrey.


Equal parts music, true crime, occult, and subcultural anthropology, the book by Michael Moynihan and Didrik Søderlind chronicles the Norwegian Black Metal music scene in the early 1990's. Since that time, nearly 100 churches have been torched and desecrated by adherents of Black Metal, the most extreme form of underground music on the planet. In an escalating unholy war, Black Metal bands and their obsessive fans have left a grim legacy of suicide, murder and terrorism spreading from Norway to Germany, Russia, America and beyond. The feature film will focus on the relationship between legendary figures Varg Vikernes and Euronymous and the rest of the "Black Circle" as they wage war against the powers that be in their native country.


Hans Fjellestad will make his feature film directorial debut with LORDS OF CHAOS after two highly successful and critically acclaimed documentary films, MOOG (2004/Plexifilm) and FRONTIER LIFE (2002/Third World Newsreel).

http://www.zu33.com/news/041105.html

haha nice

I hope they blow the special effects budget on the Jewish UFOs Varg saw rising out of the mountains.

"jewish UFO's", Wouldn't that be an identified flying object?

JEWFOs

Unidentified Diamond Emporium Object.

This is great

haha

BobNOMAAMRooney said:

hahahahahahahahhahaa

If this is done right, it could be quite hilarious.

You do realize that since this is being made in America, it'll have a nu-metal soundtrack, right?

davefromthegrave said:

Yeah that would figure.

the diamond emporium comment rules.

thats it, im not playing black metal anymore.

i cant wait to see what fucking homos start with the "darkthrone are sellouts or emperor-core is gay". all this is going to do is allow pieces of shit to further pervert the sanctity of one of, if not the most original genre of music. ever. people who think dimmu is gay or if its not Leviathan or Horn of Valerie then its not kvlt, grim, or necro enough. you know who the fuck you are. you have basically ruined yet another awesome concept. congratulations. these assholes that claim that bands like Dimmu or Mayhem are fake, yet if it wasnt for them, your wanna be ass wouldnt be shit.

Jesus_Slaves said:
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Ease up cowboy, I dont remember anyone saying that.

Jesus_Slaves said:

please refrain from saying that i have ever had anything to do with dimmu borgir. thank you.

yea i didnt catch that part either. sorry to break it to you jesus slave but i dont listen to dimmu. its not that difficult to understand. they suck.

Who the hell is Horn of Valerie.

I can only assume that was some sort of jab intended to invoke annoyance but i think its funny because my gf's name is Valorie. Im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo grim. Dimmu still suck.

For All Tid and Stormblast are great CDs, fuck the haters.

What the hell is emperor-core???

This thread is hillarious. Horn of valerie hahahahahahaha

Darkthrone rules, mayhem are awesome (with dead or attilla on vocals), quit your whining.

Christraper said:

There's no girlfriends in black metal!

NO FUN NO MOSH NO GIRLFRIEND NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO DICE

I guess ill have to dump her in the name of black metal or something. Since when is my band the end-all be-all of grimness? We dont even wear corpsepaint.

This could be cool. But it spawn a shit load of 16 yearold BM fans in suburbs across the country.

its gonna be retarded. theres no way around it. theres absolutely no way this movie is ever going to be cool in any way.

Whats the fucking point? To turn more 14 year old goth kids and faggot losers onto a musical genre that they think is some fucking trend or a joke and just polute the scene (for lack of a better word) more than it already is?? That's all Lords Of Chaos did as a book...

Christraper said:

I don't know ask Jesus Slaves, that dude ascribed your grimness.

Jesus Slaves, we've been through this before the first two Dimmu records are great-the rest suck.

Christraper said:


^agreed, this is going to be lame, mainstream just keeps on trying their hardest to pollute bm

where the fuck have you been???

Christraper said:


oh just avoiding the internet like the plauge, working on music....

naw Dimmu fucking rules

OH! I get it. So because I think Dimmu sucks that means that I hate them because they arent as grim as my band or something? Get over it. I think Dimmu suck because they look like rammstein only gayer.

This movie isn't exactly all that timely either. Look at the actual good genre films like "Style Wars" which were released within 5 years of the events in the film. When did this shit happen, 11-16 years ago? Plus, music films generally work much better as documentaries.

yea this is gonna be stupid. i bet theyll cast Matt Damon as Varg

I'm willing to bet that this will be straight to video with a bunch of no name actors.

Christraper said:


hahahhahah i was going to say ben affleck

Ashton Koochie as Euronymous

Leonardo Decaprio as Dead

Keanu Reeves as Hellhammer

I think it's a good idea. I think it will be done well because Adam Parfrey of Feral House will play a role in overseeing the whole film. Anything that attracts people to anti christian idealogy is great.

They gotta have that Stiffler kid from american pie inthere somewhere. And ben Stiller and that other dude.

From the Director of Mona Lisa Smile

Soundtrack featuring Roadrunner and Victory Records artists.

dave chappelle as fenriz

Darkthrone never sold out.
Mayhem is awesome-Declaration is weird.
Satyricon is a band that is a strong canidate for selling out, but most bm heads really just don't care to waste time talking about it. The whole notion that elite fans only talk shit about bands is total bullshit-you mention of HOV for example, everytime we hang out we talk ALOT more about bands we like more than bands we hate. I can't figure out what's worse-the rare occasional snotty elitist post or the totally numb ignorant psuedo fan post.
You guys really think they'll cast parts for this? That never dawned on me, I thought the only way to make this happen was to do a documentary. We shall see.

WeeMan as It

arnold schwarzenegger as abbath

Either that or Mini-Me

If Adam Parfrey is involved with the film it will be done well...

done well like a 'saved by the bell' episode

http://www.dilettantepress.com/Essayisthtdocs/Adam_Parfrey.html

Sharon Stone will play Varg's mom

Christraper said:


ohhhhhhhhhhh snap attack

This is funny. Everyone will bitch about this but then will be the first in line at the theater.

to see what a train wreck it will be

there are virtually no females mentioned in the book, so there won't be room for any teen movie bimbos. They'll probably invent a role so jessica alba can show her boobs for no reason

It wont be a hollywood style film. Does anyone know who Adam Parfrey is?

Christraper said:

sex > black metal.

fag.

davefromthegrave said:
You just dont understand the importance of being grim and stuff. Sex makes people happy therfore its bad. Not "bad" like good but "bad" as in not good.
Im a virgin. Thats the only way to be troo.

Euronymous only liked anal sex.

Yea but see he LIKED it. That means it made him happy. Happy is bad and not black metal in the least. You have to be like Horn Of Valerie and not have any sense of humor whatsoever. Because as we all know that if it doesnt sound like Leviathan or HOV then its crap. You can wear as much makeup, spandex, train conductor hats, and hardcore x's as you want so long as youre not enjoying yourself and you sound exactly like HOV or Leviathan.

Too long, no read.

I <3 Jay

hahahahaha

paganmegan said:

I might go see it if they do that.

BSV said:

Werd. Josh is my honky.

How many of you so called black metal people really want to see the destruction of a christian world? How many of you want your little sub culture all to yourselves in order to keep your pretentious self righteousness? You make me sick..

the_reverend said:

I love you.

disgust said:


Varg? Is that you?