Why not just talk shit to my face, faggot?

I hope this will increase sales of our demo, which is free.

Rich I like that price, I'll take 20.

Sold!

I'll talk shit to both of your faces, biatches.

what happend?

I'll poop on everyone's face, including John, but only if he gives me arabian sunglasses.

This sounds like a love affair gone sour.

I will give you a Roman Soldier Helmet first.

RichHorror said:

give me a free demo, or you will feel me golden stream and lumpy lincoln's bounce across your chest.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

you are truly sick.

No nose piece?

AUTOPSY_666 said:

that's where your dong would come into play right?

Yes.

and tom transforms into

shut up, Joe...Tim's the fuckin man

hahahahahahhaha

look, I might have narcolepsy but that doesn't mean that zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz.......

this is the best gay thread ever.

I conquer



and yes thats what I mean

wait arent you the one that calls him a "jock wigger" on here all the time anyways?

danny_p said:


yup

i don't see the point of this thread

danny_p said:

+1

RustedAngel said:

You're definitely not getting one then. I'll be waiting for you in the corner with my prettiest sundress on.

^ That was me, god dammit.

succubus said:

How often do you ask that?

yes, Carina...how often do you ask statements?

^^

So, I rarley go on this board, and I never post on it (talking shit on the internet is like trying to fit a square block into a round hole, it's pointless) this was brought to my attn. by cooch. I'm not sure what you mean by "talking shit", I have never said anything negative about you to anyone, I have however noticed dumb ass comments made by you about me here and there on RTTP, but left it alone thinking it was just more or less meanlingless jabs. I have asked a couple of people on ocassion if you actually had something against me, because you usually have something to say about me (particularly after a show we a have played), but usually I get the same answer, " nah, that's just Joe, he can be a dick sometimes.", and I would leave at that. But it is apparent that you have some type of issue with me, I'm not sure what it is though because you I and I both know I have never done anything to wrong you at all. I don't ever recall even talking to you. I have always kind of thought you were a dick from watching what you have said here and there on RTTP but I kept it to myself, and some of the shit you posted about me has pissed me off but I blew it off. But now I see you trying to start a fight with me on the internet (retarded) which confirms my opinions about. I'm not sure what you are trying to accomplish from all this, but it's gay, grow up.

So, I rarley go on this board, and I never post on it (talking shit on the internet is like trying to fit a square block into a round hole, it's pointless) this was brought to my attn. by cooch. I'm not sure what you mean by "talking shit", I have never said anything negative about you to anyone, I have however noticed dumb ass comments made by you about me here and there on RTTP, but left it alone thinking it was just more or less meanlingless jabs. I have asked a couple of people on ocassion if you actually had something against me, because you usually have something to say about me (particularly after a show we a have played), but usually I get the same answer, " nah, that's just Joe, he can be a dick sometimes.", and I would leave at that. But it is apparent that you have some type of issue with me, I'm not sure what it is though because you I and I both know I have never done anything to wrong you at all. I don't ever recall even talking to you. I have always kind of thought you were a dick from watching what you have said here and there on RTTP but I kept it to myself, and some of the shit you posted about me has pissed me off but I blew it off. But now I see you trying to start a fight with me on the internet (retarded) which confirms my opinions about. I'm not sure what you are trying to accomplish from all this, but it's gay, grow up.

you got served, kid

anonymous said:

when?

davefromthegrave said:

i believe moe was trying to illustrate the valid conclusion that one cannot ask a statement, but state a statement and ask a question.

thanks Danny...i swear sometime i think i'm taking crazy pills

(O Fortuna from Carl Orff's Carmina Burana plays) This Sunday, chances will be taken, bones...broken. Friends become foes, enemies made, careers ended. Live on demand watch as WWE presents No Mercy. Batista vs Eddie Guererro for the World Championship, Chris Benoit vs Christian for the WWE United States Championship, MNM vs LOD for the Tag Team Championships, and in a hell in the cell main event Tim Porphyria vs Joe NotCommon for the title of ruler of this rttp thread. Who will be the last to survive!? Find out this Sunday on demand!!!


Note: Card subject to change

I call "Run In" for the hell in a cell match

Yeah, you're totally want that to be a Lumberjack Match.

Uh oh Joe, look out! Moe said you got served! You're really fucked now!

Can I be Vince McMahon and fire everyone?

I'm calling you out RichHorror... Tag Team style... Joe please be my valentine, I mean partner for the fight!

Joe/NotCommon said:

i think you meant to post this the following way....

"Why not just talk shit to my face? Faggot."

then again, i'm a bit of a schtickler for correct grammar and punctuation.

in any case, carry on.

The_rooster

Hey my buddy in Alice In Chains wrote a song about you. It was an ode of some sort. Lane told me last night at the seance that he misses you.

the_rooster said:

I am too and believe Joe's grammar is correct. I'm no english teacher, though.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

that's getting way to anal for comfort

sex with dogs

"Too anal".

your looking for anal comfort?

What about his looking for anal comfort?

this is officially anally comfortable, I can look at this in complete comfort


(throws up his tamale casserole)


maybe not...

KeithMutiny said:

AHHHHHHHHH!

I'm not reading all of that.

dude thats fucked up

mOe on campus said:

I got served by him denying talking shit about me? I guess that would make sense if you were retarded.

you got served in the fact that he doesnt give a shit about you or what you say, yet you still talk shit about him on the internet for no reason at all. I've hung out with Tim a decent number of times, and he's never said word-fucking-one about you. He called me yesterday asking if i had any idea what you were talking about and i said no. Just give it up, Joe.

anonymous said:

you know what I meant. shut it!

kessaris said:

What's going on?

John Tardy said:


holy shit dude, you got my reference! pretty smart.

I can totally hear the AIC influence in the Clitorture stuff

I read that fast and thought you said AC.
I didn't understand.

swamplorddvm said:

Its an awesome classical peice, written by Carl Orf. Its the music in the opening scene for jackass the movie, if that helps at all.

Timmy Porphyria said:yer guitarist is the biggest internet shit talker out there.......give him yer little speech

Tom is also the fuckin man...shut up

tom often takes baths and pretends that he's a starfish...
he releases his seed under the water and then eats it with a spoon like boiled egg whites.

biggest internet shit talker? yeah, I guess having an opinion about stuff makes me a shit talker? Actually there are plenty of others you don't know about, but I don't have enough fingers to point.

<3 the kid you don't even know (who also doesn't know who you are).

and who is a defective clown

Fuck that, I'M the biggest internet shit talker.

Chris and Tom, if you really want a demo, mail me your adress at humanity_is_purged@hotmail.com

RustedAngel said:

OOOH OOH! POINT ONE AT ME! ME ME ME ME ME! OOH OHH! ME!

I need to be blessed by the almighty Rusted Angel.

BLESS HIM TOM. DO IT!