So ya Im fuckin shithammered!!! Whatever, Portsmouth 'yeilded' to us 9 fucking meatnecks. We went to the titty bar in stinking Salisbury, and made fun of gold diggin hoochie mammas, and guido Tony Soprano wanna be's.


Yup....lotsa drinkin and mouthin and maybe a little obnoxiousness.
Coat of Arms in Portsmouth NH is very cool, seeing how they let us 9 hammered unsavory lookin charectars into the bar with a blow up doll, with a bottle of lube hanging out of its plastic asshole.

This one strippers tits were freakin weird lookin, like her nipples were as big, or bigger than thew actual titty, and it pissed me off, and freaked me and at least 3 other dudes out.

Like, I wouldnt know what to do if I had happened to bring this woman home from the bar and got to second base, and realized what the fuck she was hiding. I would feel disappointed, and perhaps a bit schysted.


Anyway, Im hammered, and have been fighting off drunk Irish guys all night....who wants ta go!!?!?!

Oh ya and we had a fucking Cadillac Stretch Limo to contribute to our drunkeness with full bar.

who wants some?









HAHAHAHa.

the coat is like a 15 minute walk (or stumble) for me.

i wasn't invited= your all gay

I am still in Salt Lake City = SLC is gay. I wish I could have been there though.

I'm finally awake...and really dizzy. The blow up doll is deflated....I don't wanna know why..
I have bruises all over me from getting punched so many times...

I feel bad for Pat....he got punched at least 8378347682 times. He got kicked out of 2 bars in 2 nights.....he rules.

So ya....great friends....great booze....tits....vagina....what a night. Ohhhh, what a night.

I just realized I left my semen juice on a stripper cooch this night.

No you didn't. I did.

Stop lying. You don't have semen juice.

Fuck you buddy we are together in this.

Together you say? Who hangs lower? Yea, it's me. Shut the fuck up.

Dude at least I have longer pubes than you.

Hi guys! Stop slapping up against mens' asses and we'll call it even.

usually i am for anything that points out how much of a shitbag faggot hoser is but this is kinda lame dude

i loled