A great sadness fills the land of metal
What once was metal is now extremely gay

Dave Mustaine, singer/guitarist of classic thrash act Megadeth has gone too far.
2006 will witness the release of a new Best Of Megadeth album with remastered tracks INCLUDING new lyrics and song titles with tracks such as:

Wake Up Jesus
Looking Up The Cross
Disciples Island
Praying Is My Business...And Business Is Gay
Satan Sells...But Who's Buying?
The Communion



IS THIS THE DAVE WE THOUGHT WE KNEW???

Megan Pagan and Chris T. Raper of Goddamnitdavesackupandscoopthesandoutofyourgapingvagina Inc. are joining forces and call upon all metal heads to help us in our quest to DE-GAY DAVE!!!

As Megadeth albums become shittier and shittier it becomes more and more evident that the only way to save our precious Dave is to knock his ass right off the fucking wagon and get him back on the smack!!!


A simple $100 donation is all we ask.

Following a healthy dose of horse will be a grueling 6 month crash course in Satanism, booze, drugs, pussy, speedballs, and basically everything that Dave has obviously forgotten that made Megadeth kick serious ass!!!!

We here at Goddamnitdavesackupandscoopthesandoutofyourgapingvagina Inc. realize that $100 might seem a bit too steep to be coming out of your wallet but just think of the good it will do!

Imagine if you will a land where old-school Megadeth shirts can be worn without shame or scorn.
Imagine a land where new Megadeth doesnt suck giant ballsack.
Imagine a land....where Dave Mustaine isn't gay!

ONLY YOU CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF MEGADETH


WON'T YOU HELP OUR DEAR DAVE?

hahaha...very well done, jay and co.

i support this 110%

every penny counts

someone needs to make a tranq gun that shoots darts filled with the sweet lady H then someone can just snipe him out

hell yea. i can see it now.
"Alright guys now were gonna do something off Risk (THWOP!!!) duuuuuhhherrrrrrrrrrrI mean...Peace Sells! WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAARRRGH!!!!!

Do you accept PayPal?

Yes.

"alright this ones called kick the...(slam) uhh high speed dirt!" lol we def need to invent this gun

holy fuck that's hilarious

maybe he should go get run over by a boat in new orleans

maybe he should like.....not be gay anymore

the last 2 cds were pretty good...even though i didnt bother buying the newest one, im kind of sick of regular old metal, but i really dug world needs a hero. but ya hes born again...i thought mustaine was smarter than that.

Christraper said:

Don't forget the NWOBHM!!

heh, He figured being gay worked for Metallica,Why not him.........

Christraper said:

Megadeth is a better live band right now than they've been in the last 10 years. TSHF was another step in the right direction (songs like Blackmail The Universe and Kick The Chair are classic Megadeth) and other than a filler song before the end of the cd, the fact that Dave is a Christian hasn't had any visible influence on the music he's making now. If that's what it takes for him to continue to put out cds I dig, then I'm all for it.

gayballs

I was thinking about doing this. A friend of mine was on Fear Factory's crew on the Gaygantour thing. I had backstage passes and everything and was seriously thinking about "accidentally" dropping a bag of dope in front of Mustaine if I happened to see him.
This didn't happen for two reasons.
1. My band ended up playing in NYC that night.
2. I figured fuck Megadeth, I'd rather get high myself.

Sinistas said:

okay, but Killing is my Business.

That is something the new shit is not. Hence: De-Gay Mustaine Campaign

Josh_Martin said:

lol i can see that "go ahead dave just pick it up i won't say a thing" i think he'd go for it

paganmegan said:

Word. Viva la resistance!

Yeah. It's killing is my business not praying, Dave.
Hook in Mouth, not Priest in Mouth

Priest in mouth....

Bump! Motherfuckers this shit's important! Dave needs our help! Remember Rattlehead!!!!!

New song titles have just been released:

Go To Heaven
Cock In Mouth
Five Magicks (That will soon be judged in the eyes of our lord Jesus Christ)
Burn Lucretia, Burn!!!
My Darkest 90 Minutes Crying With Fucking Metallica In Group Therapy
Loved Jesus To Death
I Have Down Syndrome, Yes Its True.
Sweating Bibles
Exposure Of A Priest
Symphony Of The Destruction Of Anything That Used To Be Cool.....Like Megadeth
Good Omen
Good Morning Good Firday
I Am In Fact Supersticious
Into The Lungs Of Heaven
Holy Wars....Every Fest We Play
Jesus Was The Cure
Tornado Of Tools
This Was My Life (Before I Sucked)

sweating bibles hahahaha

The world needs a hero kicked ass, but I saw a video of his
on VH1 that completely blew. I don't think its Jesus or the need for
a pony ride. I think he needs a good asskickin' to learn how to be angry again.

Holy Wars....Every Fest We Play

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... yeah, I'm sure Rotting Christ is still pissed at them...

Get mustaine off the bible and back on the sauce! Before Megadeth changes their name to Megalife or something equally as gay

Megalife is indeed a far more appropriate title for the band these days

i love how vigilant you are with keeping this thread and worthy cause alive christraper

Now would be the perfect time for the other Dave Mustaines to confront this one and after he goes into his whole bit about how awesome the bible is they can say "Nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest"

babyshaker said:

I am but a mere spokesperson for the greater good of Goddamnitdavesackupandscoopthesandoutofyourgapingvagina Inc.

IM ADDICTED .....ADDICTED TO CHAOS!!!!!

the newest Megadeth CD is awesome

"Skin of my priest"

hahahaha

so does Goddamnitdavesackupandscoopthesandoutofyourgapingvagina Inc hire people, recruit, etc? it sounds like a good cause. ill work for free.

Its a non-profit organization and yes we do accept volunteers

you know, the only way to get the old Dave back is to kill his family. the anger, drug use, and rejection of god will soon follow after that.

good plan. get to work.

ok. can you help me find Megadeth Arizona? its not on the map

YOU CALL YOURSELF A PROFESSIONAL??? YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!