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returntothepit >> discuss >> Who on RTTP has the fastest reaction time?? by hoser on Aug 24,2005 9:21am
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toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 24,2005 9:21am
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/sheepshooting.html

I'm a bobbing Bobcat. I can't get any better than that....this shit is hard.



toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 24,2005 9:25am edited Aug 24,2005 9:28am
that shits hard man... ambling armadillo here... I will beat this fuckin thing though... stupid sheep...



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Aug 24,2005 9:34am
bobbing bobcat



toggletoggle post by Chris_From_Shit_Fuck  at Aug 24,2005 11:32am
bobbin bobcat. Damn my twitchy fingers



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 24,2005 11:34am
bobcat



toggletoggle post by thedeparted   at Aug 24,2005 11:34am
bobbing bob cat



toggletoggle post by rupturedzine   at Aug 24,2005 11:50am
bobbing bobcat. I suck.



toggletoggle post by rupturedzine   at Aug 24,2005 11:53am
FUCKING SHEEP. This is pissing me off.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 24,2005 11:57am
bobbing bob cat



toggletoggle post by rupturedzine   at Aug 24,2005 12:01pm



toggletoggle post by LtdEc-1000  at Aug 24,2005 12:02pm
Rocketing Rabbit..... I got the 1st sheep in 0.0000 seconds.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 24,2005 12:05pm
LIAR!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by rupturedzine   at Aug 24,2005 12:44pm
I demand screenshots to believe such nonesense.



toggletoggle post by LtdEc-1000  at Aug 24,2005 12:49pm
okay... 1 second



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile-nli at Aug 24,2005 12:49pm
yeah, screenshots to prove anything absurd are required for validity



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2005 12:49pm
I photoshopped it last time this surfaced to give myself a 0.00000



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile-nli at Aug 24,2005 12:51pm
the_reverend said:
I photoshopped it last time this surfaced to give myself a 0.00000


lol



toggletoggle post by LtdEc-1000  at Aug 24,2005 12:52pm


If you think i missed the sheep, take a look at the upper left of the picture. Hes there, knocked the fuck out.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 24,2005 12:53pm
im a damn bobcat



toggletoggle post by rupturedzine   at Aug 24,2005 1:43pm
Well then....damn you.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 24,2005 1:44pm
Wow....that's fucking amazing. The little fucks always run out on me and I cant hit em till their about in the middle!!!

Fucking dumbass sheps!!



toggletoggle post by rupturedzine   at Aug 24,2005 1:45pm
hoser said:
Wow....that's fucking amazing. The little fucks always run out on me and I cant hit em till their about in the middle!!!

Fucking dumbass sheps!!



Same here, I manage to stop every single sheep in the EXACT same spot.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 24,2005 1:51pm
YES! ROCKETING RABBIT!



toggletoggle post by rupturedzine   at Aug 24,2005 1:53pm
I hate you guys. I can't get passed the fucking bobcat. I must be short a strand of DNA.



toggletoggle post by LtdEc-1000  at Aug 24,2005 1:56pm
Bow to my jedi reflexes.....



toggletoggle post by rupturedzine   at Aug 24,2005 2:01pm
well, now you're not the only one...so I think you gotta man up and take back your throne.

: post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 24,2005 1:51pm
YES! ROCKETING RABBIT



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 24,2005 2:01pm
still a rocketing rabbit but working on it



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Aug 24,2005 2:01pm
im a bobcat whatever and got a 56 on the shit game..



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 24,2005 2:07pm
I just got a 0.0000 seconds one...how do you save that image, I want to show this shit off



toggletoggle post by rupturedzine   at Aug 24,2005 2:12pm
brian_dc said:
I just got a 0.0000 seconds one...how do you save that image, I want to show this shit off



You need to hit CNTRL + Print Scrn or something like that, and then paste the image into MS Paint save it as a jpeg, host it, link it. There may be an easier way to do this...



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 24,2005 2:14pm
rockiting rere



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 24,2005 2:14pm
im content with being a rabbit



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 24,2005 2:15pm
thanks man, but in the past 5 minutes I've realized that it's probably not worth having to learn something about a computer




toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 24,2005 2:17pm
THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT... AAAAAAAHHH



toggletoggle post by rupturedzine   at Aug 24,2005 2:18pm
brian_dc said:
thanks man, but in the past 5 minutes I've realized that it's probably not worth having to learn something about a computer


I'm not a man!

hahaha, if you ask me anything outside of how to download porn is excessive computer knowledge



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 24,2005 2:29pm
obviously not me.....



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 24,2005 2:43pm
I hate sheep forever. I'm going to go to the nearest sheep farm up here (not too far at all) and drive into like 15 of them at 80 miles per hour and see how fucking fast their fucking reflexes are!!!



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Aug 24,2005 2:47pm
rocketing rabbit, motherfucker!



toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 24,2005 2:49pm
hoser said:
I hate sheep forever. I'm going to go to the nearest sheep farm up here (not too far at all) and drive into like 15 of them at 80 miles per hour and see how fucking fast their fucking reflexes are!!!


fuck yes, I'm going with you!!! STUPID SHEEP!!!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 24,2005 3:34pm
Sheep are HUGE cocksuckers, wool sweaters suck, and they taste like shit.
Im in on the 80 mph massacre.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 24,2005 3:41pm
Im a fucking bobcat.....but Im also a little stoned on the reefer.



toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 24,2005 3:42pm
mmm reefer... I need to go home now and partake of this reefer substance...



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Aug 24,2005 4:11pm
There's an exploit that will give you a time of 0.0000 if you hit a sheep right before it leaves the screen. It's probably something like if the sheep is halfway out of the frame on either the right or left the game recognizes it as a 0.0000



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 24,2005 4:19pm
rupturedzine said:
brian_dc said:
thanks man, but in the past 5 minutes I've realized that it's probably not worth having to learn something about a computer


I'm not a man!

hahaha, if you ask me anything outside of how to download porn is excessive computer knowledge


sorry! this is classically a sausage fest and I just get into my standard, sexist pronouns without meaning to...my bad!



toggletoggle post by rupturedzine   at Aug 24,2005 4:21pm
it's ok I was just fucking around anyway. ;)



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 24,2005 5:35pm
.1742 rocketing rabbit
no matter how many times i do it, i can't reach cheetah



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Aug 24,2005 6:46pm
.1616 rabbito



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Aug 24,2005 6:48pm
make that .1266



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2005 6:56pm
I thought this was going to be about who posts first when I saw the topic, but 2 peeps had already replied so I nelected it for work.



toggletoggle post by rupturedzine   at Aug 24,2005 11:18pm
that kind of gayness mainly stays on blabbermouth.

"FIRST POST!!"

faggots.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 25,2005 12:21am
HOLY SHIT!!! I'm fucking drunk as hell and i just hit Rocketing Rabbit!!! I had to backspace 8758586586 times to correct my drunk spelling on this post but I hit Rocketing Fucking Rabbit...FINALLY!!!!



toggletoggle post by blue  at Aug 25,2005 12:24am
ROCKETING RABBIT ON THE SECOND TRY, IM SO INSANELY AWESOME.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc nli at Aug 25,2005 8:37am
.1328...it's the best I can do...but I got rocketing rabbit on the first try, take that blue



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Apr 6,2006 10:03pm
this is great. I cant beat bobbing bobcat. It must be all the pot



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Apr 7,2006 5:40pm
i think the only thing that matters is that those crazy, misguided sheep havent escaped.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Apr 7,2006 6:13pm
hoser said:
HOLY SHIT!!! I'm fucking drunk as hell and i just hit Rocketing Rabbit!!! I had to backspace 8758586586 times to correct my drunk spelling on this post but I hit Rocketing Fucking Rabbit...FINALLY!!!!


If only you mailed out trem arms and cavity covers that quick



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Apr 7,2006 6:44pm
rabbit bitches



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Apr 7,2006 6:50pm
rocketing rabbit 3 times out of 4 and am pretty stoned
you guys suck



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Apr 8,2006 12:05am
I am all that is man.




toggletoggle post by pam nli at Apr 8,2006 10:04am
YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

I still suck at this game, even after all this time. I love that I've had 400 RTTP screen names.



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Apr 8,2006 10:43am
nice photoshop sxealex
it says 'great score. your reaction time shows you are very alert' when you get rabbit. i'm assuming it would say something else for the cheetah.

LIES



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Apr 8,2006 10:56am
oooooooo he's a fraud!



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Apr 8,2006 11:46am edited Apr 8,2006 11:47am
yea i know i didnt really get that i was only getting rabbits :P
(right click after u kill the first sheep and hit play it gives you the top score)



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Apr 8,2006 11:47am edited Apr 8,2006 11:48am
i didnt photoshop it tho... it says the same thing for cheetah i guess



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Apr 8,2006 2:36pm
EASIER TO FIX THE CODE
THAN WIN THE GAME

HMM, POLITICS



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Apr 8,2006 7:44pm edited Apr 8,2006 7:44pm
im a cheetah dood



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Apr 8,2006 9:16pm
OH NOES, I FOUND THIS

http://www.tripletsandus.com/80s/80s_games/zaxxon.htm

TIME = 2B WASTED



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