Forum.RttP{SGT. ERMEY's way of handling the liberal press.}

USMC PRESS CONFERENCE

For the few of you who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The
History Channel's "Mail Call" and played the Drill Instructor in
the movie, "Full Metal Jacket.? He is a retired Marine Gunnery
Sergeant and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read.

So, for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery
Sergeant R. Lee Ermey at his first press conference. The main
topic of discussion is the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq
insurgent to death. We pick up as the reporter asks about how
this potential war crime will affect our image in the world:

Ermey: "What kind of a pansy-assed question is that?"

Reporter 1: "Well it seems...."

Ermey: "THINK, Nancy boy?! Get this through that septic tank on top
of your shoulders, moron: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK,
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME??? That Marine shot an ENEMY
COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; THEY OFTEN PLAY DEAD, OR PRETEND TO SURRENDER ONLY TO PULL OUT A GRENADE !!!!!SO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE
YOU MY OWN PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!!

Next question: You in the blue suit."

Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our
operations is important?

Ermey: "Oh sure! You don't know the times I have cried myself
to sleep worrying about what some goddamned French pansy thinks!
Oh the days I have had to weep because some shit-eating terrorist
fucker might be mad at us, because we went into whatever god-forsaken
hole in the shit that he lives in and set up a base.

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION IS THAT YOU
COCK-PUFFING JACKASS?? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE
AND BLOW YOUR STINKING CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES
SO SMALL WE WILL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE!!

YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY AFRAID,
THINKING THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I
NEED TO BE MORE "SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET
ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE
TWO SHITS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR,
AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND
SUCK ON MAMMA'S TIT!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT?? NOW GET THE
HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE
LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!

Next question: "you with the ugly-assed tie. Look at that thing!
It is hideous."

Reporter: 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by..."

Ermey: "FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
FREEDOM? I HAVE SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING
SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!! WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE
YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU
HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND
MONDAY-MORNING QUARTERBACK THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE
MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND HIS UNIT FROM
AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!!

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMBNUTS?
I AM CONCERNED ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, ORGANIZED
MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST
TO PORTRAY OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS!
I AM CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN-SHIT PANSIES THAT WANT US
TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND WHINE ABOUT THEIR
PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!"

Reporter: 3: " but..."

Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST
THIS MORNING, NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER
WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE,LIBRAL ASS CRY-HOLE IN THAT SHIT-PILE YOU
CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR THE REST OF YOU
PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS
ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT
YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY SHOELACES!!!!"