more free shit for yous guys:

1. Progeria Prom Queen (true story. i saw it on tv.)
2. Semen Stalagtites on the Roof of Her Mouth )(inspired by the white goop hanging from the eaves at the Bombshelter)
3. Protein Shake
4. High-Five the Fetus with My Penis (pregnant, labor-inducing sex)
5. Earnin' My Red Wings (the true story of our friend's epic struggle with k-pins and the bleeding vagina he licked while struggling)
6. Flashy McNoTooth (improvised...yes we're that damn good)
7. Bangable Gimp
8. Fuck the Jimmy Fund

that probably won't be the actual order of the songs, but you get the idea.

For free, you can get a free copy of this free cd from us for free on July 30th in Wayland, MA, where we will be performing our hits alongside the gentlemen in ShitFuck.

ooooh somebody made this news.

and still no one cares.

cool, are the songs online?

KillerKadoogan said:

HHAHAHAH

I heard a song on return to the pit last week.
it was pretty good.

wait did you really play us?

i'm gonna go check the playlist, and if you're lying to me...

haha fuckin sweet

thanks dude

babyshaker said:

that one's about one of our friends banging a girl who was pregnant with another one of our friend's baby to try and get her to go into labor sooner.

true story

thedeparted said:

the songs from domestic violence jamboree arent even up yet.

we is slooooooooooooooooooooooow.

your song titles keep getting better and better

haha thanks. good to know we're not slacking too much.