Genghis Khan Update:
Steven Seagal has been talking about Genghis Khan "At the moment we're trying to round out a cast. I'll be playing Khan, and we've got a great lot of other actors to play some of the smaller roles. In some respects, this will be the epic film I've never been able to do before. And We're hoping to fill a lot of the roles with local actors to make the film authentic. Genghis Khan was a political and military genius. And it was not always that way, after his father was poisoned to death, many detested his appointing as chief. But this man had such a way about him, and spoke truths that his people hadn't heard before. Pretty soon three followers turned into three billion followers".




This movie should be excellent.

Seagal as Genghis Khan??
"I'm just a cook, and a murderer/rapist/pillager"

I think that if I ever see Steven Seagal, anywhere, anytime, I will punch him in the face. One of his movies was reviewed and all the critic had to say about his performance was "Seagal is very fat".

i heard segal was in a bank that got held up by a single gunman, and he just cowered and screamed in the corner.

I fucking hate stevean segal but Ghengis Khan owns all the barabrians of the east, largest empire ever in history!!!!

beat that you roman queers

Dammit, what a douchebag! He needs to stop pretending he's Asian, and let someone with talent play Genghis.

goddamnit! Genghis was the man, and I can only imagine that the battle sequences will be great, as the Mongols were the best warriors/tacticians. ever. but steven seagal?

also, did somebody say DSCHINGIS KHAN????

they'll probably sugarcoat the genocidal raids

DSCHINGIS KHAN - THE ROCKIN SON OF DSCHINGIS KHAN

hoo haa, kaza choc!

instead of melancholia the ruler of mongolia
was angry after meeting with his son (what a sight!)
he said it gets me raving to see how you're behaving
one day you will be king and that's no fun (he's so right!)

and so i'll have you know now you'll have to get to know how
and learn how to be king and rule the land (day and night)
but you say fighting wars is only for the dumb
and all you ever do is play your druuuums!

case i'm a rocker i'm a roller i'm a rockin man
daddy let me have some fun
cause i'm a rocker i'm a roller i'm a rockin man
i'm singing Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
i'm singing yeah yeah, yeah yeah
he beats the fastest drum, beneath the sun (the scandal and the shame!)
cause i'm the ROCKIN SON OF DSCHINGIS KHAN!!

hoo ha, hoo ha kaza choc!!

he's not much of a fighter, he says he'll be a writer
he says he'll leave the war up to the rest (what a job!)
he'd like to drum and sing though, just like his idol Ringo
his father says "my goodness, who is that?" (ringo starr!!)

and when it comes to riding he's likely to be hiding
and makes us all feel ashamed and bad (what a shame!)
but then the boy said listen dad i'm not ashamed,
tonight i'll show you just how good i aaam!

case i'm a rocker i'm a roller i'm a rockin man
daddy let me have some fun
cause i'm a rocker i'm a roller i'm a rockin man
i'm singing Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
i'm singing yeah yeah, yeah yeah
he beats the fastest drum, beneath the sun (the scandal and the shame!)
cause i'm the ROCKIN SON OF DSCHINGIS KHAN!!

Look at me daddy!!!! (drum solo)
isn't he niiiice? isn't he sweeet? isn't he goood? yyeeaaaahhh!!

ROCK AND ROLL! KAZA-CHOC! ROCK AND ROLL! KAZA CHOC! ROCK AND ROLL! KAZA CHOC!!! ROCK AND ROOOLLLL!!!


cause you a rocker you a roller you a rockin' man,
and you are my favorite son!
oh you a rocker you a roller you a rockin man
i'm singing YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH

he beats the fastest drum, beneath the sun (no scandal and no shame!)

cause i'm the rockin son of dschingis khan!
hoo ha! hoo ha! hoo ha! ROCK AND ROLL!!!

hahaha, you are a frickin' genius

3======================D

no, i'm not a genius. dschingis khan is

scenes from the video:


(the rockin son)


(the great khan himself, in shiny golden robe and shiny golden pants)


(you a rocker you a roller!)

those interested in seeing the video, go here:
http://arafatkazi.com/files/Dschinghis_Kha..._Rocking_Son_Of_Dschinghis_Khan.mpg

weird

yeah, it definitely doesn't get much weirder than an 80's eurodisco band from Germany writing a song and making a video about genghis khan's son trying to be a rock star