This asshole somehow got into our myspace band page and has been having all of his friends email us with shit talk about our band and Metal in general. Read what he had to say in his email below:

"Hey, Look at how scary our logo is! Grrr. We are so fucking hardcore the letters in our bands name cant handle it! We judge before knowing we're so fucking hard!"


"People like you just keep confirming how much I DON'T suck. Look at me! I'm on stage! Grrrrr. My Life is Hard!"


"Fuck Off Mammas Boy...You don't know shit. I'm not buying your bands hard line. fakebitches"



So anyway, I get this in our email box at Gayspace. I emailed the dude back to give him a little shit and he is now having ALL of his friends talk shit on our site. So I figured that maybe we could show 'em that ya just don't fuck with New England Metal. Take a look at his "Favorite Music" by the way. This Ego pumping dick is a real treat. He's XXX straight edge BTW.


Have fun with this one guys.....I feel like I just threw a baby to the wolves.

Here's this asshole's link:

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseactio...dID=11932073&Mytoken=20050411182102

ENJOY!!!

I tell you all the kids all across the land,
there's no need to argue,
parents just don't understand.

what is a link to their page?

http://www.purvolume.com/giles

sorry...here's this douchebags link:

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseactio...dID=11932073&Mytoken=20050411182102

I don't understand...

i tried but the gayness repelled me within seconds

Please boys and girls. I understand that the gayness may repel you almost instantaneously, but this must not go unheard. We are under attack!!!!

FIGHT!! Kill for your master!! Kill for Metal which is your ever loving Holy Father!!!!!

KILL the gayness with anti-moron words!!!

HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

MEEETALLLL!!!!!!!

"I'm sure you can't really identify with the alcohol you must drink to make yourself feel better about taking orders from the biggest corporation in the world. The Government."

That is the single gayest thing I have ever read.

OMFG THE GOVERNMENT IS A CORPORATION LOOK AT THIS 9 FOOT TALL ANTI BUSH PUPPET I MADE OMFG I LISTEN TO BAD RELIGION AND MY POLITICAL VIEWS ARE OUTSIDE OF YOUR MAINSTREAM COMPREHENSION!

I just don't get what's going on. must be tired.

Doug,

It's actually interesting. This douche just emailed us this mass of shit. I have no idea where or why...I can't figure it out. So when I blasted a retort....he started getting ALL of his pals to inundate us with anti metal bullshit.

That's all....I felt like feeding the wolves. He wanted to start it...so I guess that I felt that this would be a job for the Metal Wunderteam.

That's all....this guy is an asswipe.

He looks like the type of guy who decorates his apartment with earth tone furniture from Urban Outfitters

He looks like the type of guy who buys the cds they sell at Starbucks

He looks like the type of guy who wears a North Face fleece vest with the black nylon shoulder pads.

He looks like the type of guy who 8 years from now will live in Brookline and drive his two kids named Chase and Mattigan to soccer practice in his wife's Volvo

I could rattle these things off for days.

wtf!
I dont remember this happening

I would never go to the mountains with a greasey tupe!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


Rev, swear to God that this is the downright funniest thing that you have ever fucking posted.....

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

I'd like you to knwo that I read this whole entire thread, and after giving it some careful consideration, I really don't give a fuck.

actually that was pretty funny

HAhahahahahhahahahaha....

Dave...I really don't either....but it's just funny as hell....

I TOOK THAT PHOTO
god damn sexy best on the right!

carina took that photo of me in nov 2002.
the top of my head was cut off so I gave myself a toupe!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH!!!!!!

I can't stop laughing....

A greasy toupe....classic!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I would fight back and help you out but I'm too lazy to even defend my own band. And the fact that you're responding back to them means they're getting a kick out of it and you're just making it more fun for them. Just ignoring 'em would piss them off more and they'll stop.

i am going to beat this shit out of this tool for you guys for free

"Dirty Dancing"????!!! two words...NOT STRAIGHT!

Somebody book Boy Sets Fire at the Bombshelter...seriously.

that is pretty gay inded!

OMG wtf did I miss....is there fighting? where?

well since I know how it is to be too lazy to type my faggot pw into myfaggotspace, because the cookies never stay on that fag website,
I c+p'd what I retorted with. I hope its just the beginning.

Unless you want the rage of Jason Voorhees upon your soul, like flies on a camp counciler.
You have generated many hits on our otherwise, semi active fagspace account, and you are actually doing us a favor, especially seeing how 1 negative remark out a generated 112 listens, isnt too bad in my book. So, thanks again, and I hope you have good luck finding the right man in your life.
What part of philly is 'in your heart'?
See, cuz Im from Philly too, but it was the part where guys like you didnt come around. So please, if you dont like our band, fine.
As for the fake hardline shit youre accusing us of, your a complete fucking fool idiot. You obviously have no idea wtf youre talking about. Look at our site, we dont come off hardline, although I have a very strong feeling that I would mop the floor with your face, and break that huge beak in half.
As for the scag thats been rode hard and put away wet...Keep listening to your west coast 'clique' bands, and comparing any other dm band as 'cannibal corpse', because you know not one other dm bands name, because, you sure as shit arent gonna get any man to commit suicide by marrying you. They may throw a hot dog in your glass of swamp, but sure enough in the am, theyll be gone. again. and youll cry all day and eat oreos and watch fried green tomatoes. whore.
Both of you fuck off.
KOK