And he pulled the trigger right after Joey filmed the Rottman's commercial where Rottman pulls of the goalie mask and says "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTASTIC!"

funniest thread ever

i used to laugh my ass off at that commercial. i buy all my furniture from rotman's.

That commercial was the highlight of my 8 year old life back when I watched every Bruins game on Channel 38

i used to watch all those games too. i think i was 12 or 13 when the bruins made that trade. my friend got an iafrate shirt right after. he also got a marion butts jersey. he had a lot of money to waste. still does.

dreadkill said:

That's the funniest thing I've read all day.

i almost won the marion butts memorial trophy this year.

The day Joe Juneau was traded was one of the saddest days of my life, and I'm not even joking. I had a Joe Juneau Ottawa Senators jersey and a poster on my wall of him with the Bruins that I didn't take down until he retired last year. I have no idea why but he's always been my favorite player...

i honestly have no fucking clue what is going on in this thread. all i know is that it has to do with that sports thing.

I miss Andy Moog.

sinistas said:

I cried when Andy Moog was traded. He's the reason I was a goalie. Also my mom got me a totally sweet Andy Moog authentic jersey for my birthday a few months beforehe was traded.

Al Iafrate was such a brute.

what the fuck happened to the nhl? there are no superstars anymore

i was so happy that andy moog went to my other favorite team, the stars. i would have been pissed if he wound up on the rangers or some other gay team. i was at the game when moog returned to boston for the first time in a dallas uniform. it was a 2-2 tie and the crowd cheered for every save he made.

joe christianni thought the andy moog-jon casey trade was a steal for the bruins and bought himself an authentic casey jersey with all the money he made from selling his cradle of filth autographed dildos.

HAHAH, good on Jensen. Iafrate had the hardest shot back then. Juneau was and still is awesome. Miss the days of TV 38 games with Cusack and Sanderson on the mic, one of the greatest duos to ever call the game and in the history of sports. Wish there was more Fan Attic on NESN, my life stops everytime they play Tugnutt's 70 save game with Guy LeFleur's last time in the garden.

Joe Christianni bought all the Blane Locker rookie cards and traded them to me for my collection of Rosi Rasczycha cards. Joe is also a huge fan of Ulf Samuelson.

BornSoVile said:

that's it. i'm getting in the car and driving to norwood to kick that fag's ass. cam neely is my favorite athlete of all time. ulf samuelson fans must pay!

i also heard joe christianni's favorite basketball player of all time is alaa abdelnaby.

i heard he has a Bill Lambeer jersey.

I thought it was Stojko Vrankovic

STOJKO!

Remember how Sanderson used to yell "ZHOOOEY ZHUNOOOO!!!!" whenever Juneau scored?

Also, remember SPECIAL K?

sinistas said:

it was totally alaa abdelnaby. joe christianni got his autograph at the walpole mall.

my friend told me tonight he still has his iafrate jersey and his blaine lacher cards.

rumor has it joe christianni and the football team are hatching a plot in the back room at hot topic to steal my friend's prized bruins memoribilia.

Joe Christianni broke into my house and stole my awesome "Bonanza Line" poster of Special K, Oates, and Rosie

It was a missprint where Rosie was flipping the bird and someone had written "Fuck Face" on Special K's stick

i think bob is the frontrunner for funniest person on RTTP for the 2005 season. those last 2 posts reinforced my opinion of this thread as the funniest ever.

I heard that Craig Janney's poor performance in the 1990 Stanely Cup Finals was caused by a terrible rash Joe's girlfriend gave him.

Also, Reggie Lemelin stole "The Lemelin Pump" after watching Pete Peters perform a series of donkey punches on Joe Christianni's slampig mom.

this is the best. i'm going to bump this thread every day until my IP address get banned from this site.

i heard joe christianni's favorite arnold schwarzenegger movie is junior

THE NHL IS BACK BITCH

faaaaaaaaaaaaantastic!