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New site? Maybe some day. 
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fake metal nerd from norwood massachusetts, your thoughts? |
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This is probably the funniest thing I have ever read on this site. |
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i went to highschool with a joe christianni... |
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i went to highschool with a john jollimore |
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i wish i knew who this guy was |
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Well the name chritiani is not very Metal. KILL THE cHRISTIAN!!! |
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report!
LORDGOATGRINDER: im sooo stoned
LORDGOATGRINDER: yeah joe doesn't know who at the gates is or sodom or any of them bands he only listens to dimmu borgir
LORDGOATGRINDER: the only local band he knows is dissector doesnt know of anyother metal bands from mass
LORDGOATGRINDER: he deals at walpole mall and between you and me he takes blowjobs or i think he gives head for drugs |
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there's nothing wrong with dissector |
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This vendetta is absolutely hilarious |
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wow someone knows my band.
I have no idea who that is.
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picture of this fake soon to come |
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I heard Joe Christianni prefers Arena Football to Real Football. |
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Somebody knows us? When did this happen? Who is this guy? |
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hahaha that girl use to live near me. syphallis? i heard she fucked some dude with the HIV. what a small world hahaha |
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The next time I see Joe Christianni at a show I'm going to beat the tar our of him. I expect everyone else to do the same. The kid likes Arena Football for fuck's sake. |
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shit dawg, i went to blue hills regional....does that mean I have a chance with this guys girlfriend?
He sounds cool to me, getting blowjobs, listening to dissector, fucking whores.
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thats GIVE blowjobs, not get |
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also to all you hardcore kids joe christianni says he can fuck any of yous up. he says if anyone wants to to find out look for him at the walpole mall, he says "bring it on fags" |
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posercrusher said: | also to all you hardcore kids joe christianni says he can fuck any of yous up. he says if anyone wants to to find out look for him at the walpole mall, he says "bring it on fags" |
that was me, actually, wrong Joe. |
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LETTERS FROM THE DEAD SUCKED. |
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BobNOMAAMRooney nli said: | The next time I see Joe Christianni at a show I'm going to beat the tar our of him. I expect everyone else to do the same. The kid likes Arena Football for fuck's sake. |
funniest thing of the night hahahahhahaha
i will beat joe down! |
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tbone_r said: | LETTERS FROM THE DEAD SUCKED. |
You're just mad because I stuffed a pinata full of rancid meat, and meal worms in Deaddeadeath's van and you didn't think of it first. |
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haha yeah, that's probably it |
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either that or its the speech you made before you started playing that show about how "hardcore shouldn't be about how many scene points you have"
i dont wear that scally for nothing |
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Joe Christianni liked New Coke. Also, he thought Risk was Megadeth's best album. |
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Joe Christianni fucked my sister then he shit on my face and bukakied my mom. Then burned down my house thats all cool, but fuck him because he dosnt know who Sodem is. |
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Joe Christianni hacked my myspace account and replaced all of the text wtih Hatebreed lyrics. |
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joe christianni is an 8 foot, 2 ton man beast |
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Guys, Joe Christianni is the anti-Brasky he isn't an 8 foot 2 ton man beast.
In fact here's a little table so you can remember who is who
Joe Christianni
Doesn't Know Who Sodom is
Reputed Faggot
Hangs out at the Walpole Mall
Gives blowjobs at the Walpole Mall
Likes Dimmu
Prefers Arena Football to the NFL
Will suffer one of the most brutal beatings in recorded history the next time I see him at a show.
Hacks myspace and replaces profiles with Hatebreed lyrics
Bill Brasky
Catered Sodom's Obsessed By Cruelty sessions
Is an 8 foot, 2 ton man beast
Is not a faggot
GETS blowjobs at the Walpole Mall
Used hypnosis to convince Paul Brown and George Halas that founding a national football league was a good idea
Super Bowl XVIII was played in his Colon |
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bob, i think you brought your A game to this thread. |
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joe christianni strikes again! spotted at the south shore plaza with his syphallis infested girlfriend.
facts- joe christianni drives a white saturn
his girlfriend works at the arcade at walpole mall
he said he'll beat up bobnomaamrooney if he doesnt stop "talking shit"
he wants bobnomaamrooney's address so he could drive to his house with his friend on the blue hills football team to beat him up
a message from joe christianni to nelson of dissector "if you hit on my gf over myspace again ill go to your shows and beat up your whole band" |
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a message from joe christianni to nelson of dissector "if you hit on my gf over myspace again ill go to your shows and beat up your whole band"
i've never heard dissector....but i think they're my new favorite band. i really want to see this kid so i can laugh at him. have him go to a show in boston, i dont care what show, i just want to see this kid |
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tbone_r said: | joe christianni is an 8 foot, 2 ton man beast |
and breaths fire out of his arse!
braveheart style |
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Bill Brasky
Has forged an alliance with BobNOMAAMRooney
Drives a dodge stratus with mag wheels
Ate Prince's band The New Revolution
Traveled back to 1901 by punching Rebecca DeMornay so hard that her head exploded into a time portal
While in 1901 purchased a large amount of Coca-Cola when it still contained actual cocaine
Returned to the present day with said Coca-Cola, used it to hook schoolchildren on coke
Began the practice of selling hard drugs to schoolchildren
Joe Christianni
Displays homosexual tendencies (ie. Driving a white saturn)
Does not stand a chance against Brasky and Bob |
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xBUNDYNUDIEBARx: Joe Christianni is going down
BRonin2099: ahahahahahaah
BRonin2099: he is a poser
BRonin2099: he has to pay
xBUNDYNUDIEBARx: The kid doesn't know who Sodom is
xBUNDYNUDIEBARx: what a fag |
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LORDGOATGRINDER: what the fuck did you do on rttp?
LORDGOATGRINDER: joe is fuckin pissed off at you
LORDGOATGRINDER: whoever that guy is thats makin funof joe tell him to IM me and tell me off if he thinks hes so tough
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xBUNDYNUDIEBARx:So I heard you talking shit about me on AIM
LORDGOATGRINDER:OH NOES I FEAR YOUR VIRILITY AND FIST OF DESTRUCTION!
xBUNDYNUDIEBARx:I will make fuck to your mom, until she is so nude.
LORDGOATGRINDER:PLZ DON'T HURT ME!
xBUNDYNUDIEBARx:I'm going to fuck your mom and make you watch.
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BTW FAGGOTZ I AIN'T TALKIN SHIT I'M TALKIN STRAIGHT TRUTH |
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posercrusher said:
a message from joe christianni to nelson of dissector "if you hit on my gf over myspace again ill go to your shows and beat up your whole band" |
We don't have a Nelson in our band anymore. Haven't for about 2 years. |
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lord goat grinder....the lord of all goat grinding |
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joe christianni is friends with michael jackson and is going to defend him in court, it's true, it's damn true |
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hey guys, my real name is joe christianni... im sorry |
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joe christianni is described as this
tall
long brown hair
big raver jnco jeans
three labret piercings
and metal as fuck weifbghiwegiwegjwg |
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holy shit keith, i knew you were lying to me the whole time! |
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syphallis isnt that bad, its the herpes that are a pain in the balls... |
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FUCK YOU GUYS YOU ALL CAN FUCKING EAT MY SHIT. I KNOW WHAT SODOM AND ALL OF THOSE BANDS ARE I'M MORE METAL THAN ANYFUCKHEAD ON THIS BOARD AND I CAN TAKE ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES ON. SINCE THE KID WHO STARTED THIS THREAD GAVE AWAY MY HANG OUT I SAY BRING IT ON FAGGOTS. |
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I'm with you Joe Christianni, but afterwards you have to give me your girlfriend for my experiments. |
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FACT:If you have to proclaim how metal you are then you are not metal at all, you're actually an insecure poser.
Thank you |
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FACT:Hanging out at the mall is the most metal course of action one can take. |
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hey, joe, i live right down the street, and ill put money down that i would knock ya fuckin teeth in and send your faggot ass home crying, so dont speak shit when you dont know who your challenging. |
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time out...if anything goes down i need 24 hrs notification so i can watch this kid get his ass kicked. i promise i wont jump in (unless the kid brings friends and they jump in), i just want to watch. |
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he drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!
i once saw him scissor kick angela lansbury!
he killed wolfman jack with a trident!
he named the group sha na na, they didnt want to be called that!
he feeds his children shrimp scampi, and bathes in grain alcohol!
TO BILL BRASKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Bill Brasky would be the ultimate name for a Tuff Guy hXc band. |
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BOBNOMAAMROONEY,
MY MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM IS GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND RUN ROUGHSHOD ON YOUR FACE THEN I WILL DONKEY PUNCH YOU GIRLFRINED UNTIL SHE DIES AND THEN I WILL SHIT ON YOUR MOM AND EAT MY OWN DOOK QUITE TALKING FUCKINE SHIT ABOUT ME AND COME TO THE WALPOLE MALL AND TRY TO START SHIT WITH ME YOU UNMETAL FAGGOT I'M MORE METAL THAN ALL OF YOU AND I CAN KICK ALL OF YOU ASSES I BET YOU FAGS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO LAMB OF GOD ARE |
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KEITH MUTINY I BET I COULD KICK YOUR ASS AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LAY A HAND ON ME. I PLAY FOOTBALL AND I CAN BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU WITH A HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK. I PICKED UP ALL SORTS OF CRAZY STREET FIGHTING MOVES ALTHOUGH I ALREADY KNEW A TON TO BEGIN WITH FROM THE SEGMENT FOX NEWS RAN ON THE BOSTON BEATDOWN AND I'M GONNA BEAT YOU LIKE MOBY YOU FAGGET. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... this kids a fuckin riot. |
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KeithMutiny said: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... this kids a fuckin riot. |
FIGHT ME AT THE WALPOLE MALL IN THE ARCADE WHERE MY GIRLFRIEND WORKS I KNOW A TON OF KUNG FU MOVES FROM PLAYING DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND FOOTBALL |
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PLUS I MOSHED WICKER HADR AT THE A7X SHOW MY GF TOOK ME TOO I KICKED THIS ONE KID SO FUCKING HARD AND THEN I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE SHOW BEFORE A7X EVEN PLAYED. I WAS SO PISSED THAT I WENT AND BEAT UP THE BOUNCER WHO THREW ME OUT AND WENT BACK INTO THE SHOW. DONT FUCK WITH ME AND DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT ME OR MY GF |
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whomever wrote this brought thier A game... thank you for making me laugh in the midst of a misearble night. |
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REAL joe christianni said: KeithMutiny said:| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... this kids a fuckin riot. |
FIGHT ME AT THE WALPOLE MALL IN THE ARCADE WHERE MY GIRLFRIEND WORKS I KNOW A TON OF KUNG FU MOVES FROM PLAYING DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND FOOTBALL |
oh man that is gold |
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see, even abbath got my back... whats up punk... i think theres a wreked asssssylum show you missed |
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KEITH AND ABBATH YOU HAD BEETTAR WATCHE WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ME CAUSE ONE TIME AT A STATIC-X CONCERT DURING SOULFLY'S OPENING SET THIS KID STARTED SHIT WITH MY BOY AND ME AND THE ENTIRE WALPOLE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM GOT HIS BACK EVEN THE BLACK KIDS WHO WERE ACROSS TOWN AT THE NELLY CONCERT SHOWED UP TO GET MY BACK AND WE BEAT UP THE KID WHO STARTED SHIT AND ALL OF HIS BOYS AND JAMEY JASTA AND WAYNE STATIC AND MAX CAVALIER. |
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hahah wayne static. awesome |
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YOU ALL THINK YOUR SO FUCKING FUNNY WELL IF ANYMORE SHIT GOES ON ILL DO SOMETHING IVE NEVER DONE.,...,..,....... ILL POST MY ADDRESS SO IF YOU LOSERS THINK YOUR SO FUCKING HARD THAN YOU CAN COME HERE AND TRY TO FIGHT ME AT MY HOUSE I DARE YOU FAGGOTS |
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go ahead post it, i'll peel your skin off your body |
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THAT FAGGOT WHO SAID HE WAS GOING TO POST MY ADDRESS ISN'T EVEN ME ITS SOME FAGGOT WHO IS IMPERSONATING ME I DON'T NEED TO POST MY HOME ADDRESS BECAUSE YOU FAGGOTS KNOW WHERE I CHILL ANYWAY IF ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS THINK YOU GOT THE BALLS TO FIGHT ME COME BY THE WALPOLE MALL WHERE I GET MY DICK SUCKED AND I SELL WEED I'M GOING TO GET MY DICK SUCKED BY MY GIRL AND THEN I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASSES |
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AND THAT FAGGOT IMPERSONATER I DARE YOU TO FIGHT ME AT THE WALLPOLE MALL I BET YOUR'E AND EMO POSER WHO LIKES GAY BANDS AND HASN'T EVEN HEARD OF HATBEREEDD BRING IT ON FAGGOTS |
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I'M GOING TO BE AT THE SOULDFLY CONCERT AT THE PALLADIUM IF ANY OF YOU GAYS WANT TO START SHIT WITH ME AND MY GIRL MAEYBE THE REVEREND CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF ME KICKING YOUR ASS |
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hatebreed? soulfly? are those the bands with the sick mosh pits? |
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Sick mosh pits...,,...........,,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,FOR GAYS |
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Hat-bered is my favorite band ever. |
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"hatbereedd"
NORWOOD SUCKS. |
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souldfly? Are they the even shittier version of what became of max cavalera's post sepultura career? |
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haha i used to love hatebreed. i still listen to satisfaction... occassionally.
i would really love to meet the real joe christianni though. |
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THIS IS FOR THE KIDS WHO GOT NOWHERE TO TURN TO YOU HAVE TO STAND STEADFAST RISE UP WIPE THE SPIT FROM YOUR FACE
Making up Hatebreed Cliches is my new favorite game. |
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FUCK YOU WHOEVER IS POSING AS ME I DONT EVEN LIKE GAYBREED YOU FAGGOT. AND KEEP TALKING YOU ASSFAGGOTS YOUD LOVE TO GET MY ADDRESS WOULDNT YOU? AND LYNCH MOBB FUCK YOU MY GIRLFRIEND DOES NOT HAVE HIV YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE HARDCORE SHITHEAD BUT WITH SHIT LIKE THAT WHO KNOWS MAYBE I WILL POST MY ADDRESS FOR WHATEVER HOMO HAS THE BALLS TO COME TO MY HOUSE AND FIGHT ME. WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH ALL OF YOU |
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anonymous said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
thats great |
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WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT POSTING MY ADDRESS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I HANG OUT AT THE WALPOLE MALL AND THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO TELL THESE HOMOFAGGOTS IF YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO FIGHT ME AT THE WALPOLE MALL JUST BRING IT YOU FAG AND THAT GOES FOR ALL YOU OTHER FAGGOTS BUT THE SO CALLED REAL JOE CHRISTIANNI ESPECIALLY I CAN KICK YOUR ASS AND MY GIRLFRIEND DOES NOT HAVE HIV! |
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i wish my name started off with "the real REAL" |
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Homo-faggots are the WORST kind. |
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Your supposed to capitalize HOMOFAGGOTS. |
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isn't homofaggot a double negative? |
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tbone_r said: | isn't joe christianni a homofaggot? |
You took the words right out of my mouth, it must have been while you were kissing me. |
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to either joe christianni's what is your whoreHIVinfested girlfriends name? i wanna see who is really him or not |
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That's easy I don't have a girlfriend because I'm too busy spanking guys asses on the Blue Hills HS Football Team |
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i knew it! you're a gang bang whore |
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a new report
smashyourenemys9: i want to know who the fuck is doing this shit to joe
smashyourenemys9: if its you your dead
smashyourenemys9: those assholes have no idea what theyre getting themselves into
smashyourenemys9: if anyone of those shitheads on that website keep sayin shit id like them to say shit to me
smashyourenemys9: tell em i said bring it on |
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smashyourenemys9:So are you the one talking shit about joe?
xbundynudiebarx:No I am not, however I noted that you are talking shit about the joe who is talking shit about the joe who is impostering the joe who is an imposter of joe and in this cycle of infinite regression surely you realize that numbers are the essence of all things.
smashyourenemys9:I will delete your fucken eyes!
xbundynudiebarx:Backslash esc oh noes faggot.
smashyourenemys9:im serirus you faggot
xbundynudiebarx:Now why would you use such hateful language, it causes problems in the community when one is so offensive to our gay neighbors...like joe.
smashyourenemys9: you just said faggot, you faggot.
xbundynudiebarx:No I didn't I closed the IM window so it never happened.
smashyourenemys9: GAWARRRR???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
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This is in fact THE best thread ever. I am very happy there are things like this happening on this board. I dont know who this kid is, or even if I want to know him, but I love him already. |
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BobNOMAAMRooney nli said: smashyourenemys9:So are you the one talking shit about joe?
xbundynudiebarx:No I am not, however I noted that you are talking shit about the joe who is talking shit about the joe who is impostering the joe who is an imposter of joe and in this cycle of infinite regression surely you realize that numbers are the essence of all things.
smashyourenemys9:I will delete your fucken eyes!
xbundynudiebarx:Backslash esc oh noes faggot.
smashyourenemys9:im serirus you faggot
xbundynudiebarx:Now why would you use such hateful language, it causes problems in the community when one is so offensive to our gay neighbors...like joe.
smashyourenemys9: you just said faggot, you faggot.
xbundynudiebarx:No I didn't I closed the IM window so it never happened.
smashyourenemys9: GAWARRRR???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
hahahahahahha you can hear his brain exploding
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have you been making jokes about a kid you don't even know? you're fucking dead!!!!! |
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hey this band www.bloodstruckmetal.cjb.net has shows and i think this joe chrisitianni kid will be at em..... so im asking who wants to go to one of these shows to see this kid? |
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i heard joe smells like cabbage and singings about numbers |
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joe christianni wears a shirt that me made that says "FUCK HARDCORE KIDS" |
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hahahhaha they're playing w/ 13 winters |
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AHAHAHAHAHHA NO WAY!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that just made my night! |
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joe christianni says "FSU are a buncha pansy bald assholes who can't take on true metalheads" |
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JOE CHRISTIANNI
Suffers from erectile dysfunction
Still owns all of his Staind albums
Wears a Staind t-shirt on a regular basis
Used to get gang banged behind the old Arby's in Dorchester
Hung out in the Pit at Harvard Square when he ran away from home
His mom died from breast cancer
His dad died in a dirtbike accident
His sister died from a heart attack...while riding his dad's wang
Repeated 3rd grade 3 times
Has had sex with the entire Blue Hills Regional High School football team, that includes the equipment managers, the waterboy, and the kicker...twice
When asked about Sodom he reportedly said, "Sorry I don't like screamo"
When asked about Sepultura he reportedly said, "Is that the gay band Max Cavalier was in before Soulfly? Bumbaklatt boulata!"
When asked about butt sex he reportedly said "Yes please"
Radical Dirt Biker banged his mom twice before she died, three times after she died, and every night he whacks off to the breast he cut off of her corpse. |
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Where did all this scrap start? My guess is one of those flamboient hardcore kids from Norwood that is mad Joe is seeing Kady because they can't. I know Joe and everything that was posted is untrue. You don't even really know what he drives, a white saturn? wrong asshole. Also not that it matters anyways but I know for a fact he listens to Sodom and whats this bullshit about him saying you probablly don't even know Lamb of God? None of this is shit he would say. I'd like to see you try to beat his ass because 1)i know none of those posts were even him because none of that is something hed say and 2) he doesnt hang out at Walpole Mall, maybe a quick stop here and there for something. Some people just need a bullet right in between their fucking eyes and I'd be gald to help put it there. |
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ahhhhhh joe is friends with holy poop! |
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FecesForJesus said: | Where did all this scrap start? My guess is one of those flamboient hardcore kids from Norwood that is mad Joe is seeing Kady because they can't. I know Joe and everything that was posted is untrue. You don't even really know what he drives, a white saturn? wrong asshole. Also not that it matters anyways but I know for a fact he listens to Sodom and whats this bullshit about him saying you probablly don't even know Lamb of God? None of this is shit he would say. I'd like to see you try to beat his ass because 1)i know none of those posts were even him because none of that is something hed say and 2) he doesnt hang out at Walpole Mall, maybe a quick stop here and there for something. Some people just need a bullet right in between their fucking eyes and I'd be gald to help put it there. |
Hahahaha, now we're being threatened with handgun violence. (Although I'm sure the comeback will be, "I own 4 rifles not pansy handguns because I'm soooooooo metal!!!!1!!!") And I'm sure that all the "flamboient" hardcore kids are jealous that Joe is seeing an AIDS-ridden whore. But the major lesson from all of this is that Joe is most definately a poser, because he's gotten all pissed off over something people he doesn't even know wrote on a messageboard. If you need to post that you like certain bands and that you know about them you're a poser. Threatening to post your home address and challenging people to fight you over the internet shows how extremely insecure you are, it shows that you're worried about being seen as a poser who takes shit.
Now go ahead, follow this up with:
- "YOU LOSERS CAN SIT ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY! I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO!"
-"OH YEAH? WELL ALL OF YOU ARE POSERS!"
-"JOE IS MORE METAL THAN ALL OF YOU BECAUSE HE'S MY FRINED !E!!#!@!!!!!!!!211!!!!!111!!!!"
-"I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS ANYMORE, POSERS!" |
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first of all, i used to live in pennsylvania where there isnt much more to do than ride dirtbikes and shoot things so i do own a few guns but im not gonna bring them to mass. and get fucked over and i wasnt threatening you i was just simply implying that your probablly just another waste of life that needs to be shot. and second of all, seriously, who the fuck cares, youd think by this post that your in fucking middle school. i swear you really get off to thinking your pissing him off woooo........look at me i can make fun of kids online and then masturbate for hours because i feel good about myself. im guessing by all of your posts that your a very insecure person which is why your doing all of this. you were probablly molested as a child and still have problems with pissing your sheets everynight. theres a little thing called counciling and rubber pants you should check out.do you cry the whole time when you masturbate? and on that not im gonna go eat something. |
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i don't know any of you.
and norwood sucks. |
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This is just getting weird  |
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HAHAH how the hell did my aim name get on here lol...this is awesome all this scrap.....i never said anythign to anybody and i dont know any of you so how i im'd you and threatend you i have no idea.......but any ways you guys can keep comeing back here every hour and updateing your posts im gonna go back to my job with the rest of the adults that dont spend there time blogging all daywith each other over who knows who sodom is...and come on if i was gonna threaten someone it wouldnt be on return to the pit lol.. |
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wait wait wait i just noticed this....lol by the way if your gonna use my name come up with better insults than im gonna delete your eyes...hahah this shit is awesome |
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to me it sounds like JOE CHRISTIANNI ether threw someone out of a band or stole there girlfriend  |
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^while pretending to like sodom and wearing a vanilla ice T shirt of course |
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FecesForJesus said: | first of all, i used to live in pennsylvania where there isnt much more to do than ride dirtbikes and shoot things so i do own a few guns but im not gonna bring them to mass. and get fucked over and i wasnt threatening you i was just simply implying that your probablly just another waste of life that needs to be shot. and second of all, seriously, who the fuck cares, youd think by this post that your in fucking middle school. i swear you really get off to thinking your pissing him off woooo........look at me i can make fun of kids online and then masturbate for hours because i feel good about myself. im guessing by all of your posts that your a very insecure person which is why your doing all of this. you were probablly molested as a child and still have problems with pissing your sheets everynight. theres a little thing called counciling and rubber pants you should check out.do you cry the whole time when you masturbate? and on that not im gonna go eat something. |
"YOU LOSERS CAN SIT ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY! I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO!" |
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ricky said: | HAHAH how the hell did my aim name get on here lol...this is awesome all this scrap.....i never said anythign to anybody and i dont know any of you so how i im'd you and threatend you i have no idea.......but any ways you guys can keep comeing back here every hour and updateing your posts im gonna go back to my job with the rest of the adults that dont spend there time blogging all daywith each other over who knows who sodom is...and come on if i was gonna threaten someone it wouldnt be on return to the pit lol.. |
"YOU LOSERS CAN SIT ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY! I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO!"
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who needs sodom when you have bloodstruck and 13 winters. |
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hahahaha wow SOMEONE is trying to act tough behind the computer |
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wheres the lyrics to internet thug when i need em |
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FecesForJesus said: | Where did all this scrap start? My guess is one of those flamboient hardcore kids from Norwood that is mad Joe is seeing Kady because they can't. I know Joe and everything that was posted is untrue. You don't even really know what he drives, a white saturn? wrong asshole. Also not that it matters anyways but I know for a fact he listens to Sodom and whats this bullshit about him saying you probablly don't even know Lamb of God? None of this is shit he would say. I'd like to see you try to beat his ass because 1)i know none of those posts were even him because none of that is something hed say and 2) he doesnt hang out at Walpole Mall, maybe a quick stop here and there for something. Some people just need a bullet right in between their fucking eyes and I'd be gald to help put it there. |
hahahha what is this kid built like the giant from the princess bride or someshit? hahahahaha i gotta see who this nerd is, not to fight him just to laugh at him.
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I just saw his myspace and the title was Sons Of Northern Darkness which thoroughly pissed me off.
I like it when other people that isn't me get pissed off, this is fun. |
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lol i love how people who run screaming help from there house when they get there fucking ass beat act so tough online |
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i dont know who this joe kid is but this is all priceless |
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enough about joe...so i got this green poop..you think its from eating alot of fruit roll ups |
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i havent looked at this thread in a few days... but i would like to state for the record, i think i just peed myself a little laughing so hard, thank you... thank you all |
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hahahahahahahahaha, this is losing its flava |
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for sean...
You Come Around But You Have No Voice
You Never Come Up To Confront My Boys
A Set Of Balls Is What You Lack
Keyboard Typing Stab Me In The Back
I Call You Out You Hide Behind A Screen
Your Words Are Fake, A Waste Of My Time
You Never Show Us Who The Fuck You Are
This Time You’ve Pushed Me Too Far
Internet Thug
This Time It’s Over I’ve Had Enough
The Shit You Talk, I’m Calling You Out
I’ve Seen It Before, I’ll See It Again
Your Gonna Pay For All You Have Said
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Screen and Time completely do NOT rhyme. |
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go wear some fucking pink. hardcore fags. |
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When all else fails and you can't think of any actual insults just call someone an emo/hardcore fag. Have Joe's friends studied debate under st1gma? Isn't that like the blind leading the blind? |
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it's kids who play shows w/ 13 winters that can't make fun of hardcore |
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Woowww you guys need to grow up seriously. but hey, if talking shit over the internet gets you up in the morning then whatever.
Do any of you even know why this whole thing started? because "lynch mobb" needs to learn what NO means. Maybe I'm just mildly retarded but I'm pretty sure saying it about 50 times isn't joking around.
So my guess is he deserved what happened to him. Yes, it should have been one on one but what can ya do.
Also, how many times have you seen Joe around? and how many times have you actually done anything? Not once. Well except that one time... oh wait, that was your friends. Grow some balls and do something about it YOURSELF. You seem so desperate to find him but once you do you dont do anything but give him a stare. Now that's tough, let me tell ya.
Well have fun
Much love
-the syphallis infested girlfriend.
becuase you know, I've fucked so many guys I can't keep track.. o_O |
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this thread is funny as fucking hell
and props to xmikex for putting rotten meat in deaddeaddeaths van. funniest thing ive ever heard |
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i bet the syphallis infested gf has acne tits. |
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Slaughter thy poser I'm thrashing him down.
Thrashing him into the ground.
Slamming our sledges down on their heads.
All posers soon will be dead.
Slicing and cleaving, enjoying their pain.
Carving our way to their brains.
Inflicting our vengeance, their makeup's' now blood.
Feeding our dogs with their remains.
Torturing them with our weapons of pain.
All of their blood we will drain.
A swing of our axe and off comes his head.
All of the posers are dead.
His head in a vice, it would be very nice.
All posers will die by our hands.
We'll rip out their hair and burn out their eyes.
All of their blood we demand.
Slaughter thy poser I'm cracking his face
I'll shatter his skull with my mace
Plunging our ice picks into their eyes
All of the posers will die
Slaughter thy poser I laugh as he begs
I'll saw of his arms and his legs, you faggot
You poser, you cannot escape
Your head I will crush like a grape.
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intricateprocess said: this thread is funny as fucking hell
and props to xmikex for putting rotten meat in deaddeaddeaths van. funniest thing ive ever heard |
if I can touch one person's life a day... then it was all worth it. |
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yeah, i like sean and i like the cure. so you're gonna need more than that to persuade me that he sucks. especially if you are in a band/support a band that plays shows with 13 winters. |
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i dont mind the cure either |
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i want to delete someone's eyes |
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I like the cure  |
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I don't like the cure but they're still better than 13 Winters.
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here's my plan....im gonna go to a website where they're making fun of my friend, even though most of them dont know him. then, i'm going to pull out the 'dont you have anything better to do' card and pretend like their tomfoolery is so pathetic that it doesn't bother me. the only fault in my plan is that it does bother me, because if it didn't, i would stop coming back to the site and feeding the fire. then, if there's time, i'm gonna go listen to 13 winters and drink blood. |
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hahahah "lord absinthe, huh?...that's a pretty cool goth name" |
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Has anyone noticed that all of the Norwood fags say "scrap" instead of shit or crap?
"YOUR REGIONAL DIALECT HAS FAILED" |
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anonymous said: http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=83298&Mytoken=20050210090326
LYNCH MOBB LIKES THE CURE.... need i say more?
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i like the cure too, faggot |
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the cure sucks, but Lynchie owns more Sodom records than anyone I know. |
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theyre basically the same thing, ha |
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what does 13 winters have to do with anything? |
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What Joe Christianni looks like
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they suck. and this kid's friend is in a band playing with them. |
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hahahhaahha ok this is funny again |
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tbone_r said: | they suck. and this kid's friend is in a band playing with them. |
hmm ic
also appears to be playing with a ska band.
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eddie said: | what does 13 winters have to do with anything? |
I guess Bloodstruck is playing with them. |
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After the Sirens
By Removing you
Bloodstruck
Shroud of Bereavement
Perpetual Winter
13 winters
Rooftop Ruckus
who books a show like that? |
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AIDS. always blame bad booking on aids |
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I heard Joe Christianni wears stone washed jeans and american flag bandanas, is this true? |
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what does bloodstruck have to do with this?
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Who the fuck is Bloodstruck? If they can lead us to Joe Christianni then they have everything to do with this! |
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I heard Joe Christianni watches Will & Grace. I heard from a reliable source that one time he bought the Friends DVD Box Set from the Norwood Newbury Comics, and told everyone that it was a stack of Cradle of Filth cds.
Can someone please confirm or deny this? |
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i heard Joe Christianni puts kittens into a bag and drops cinder blocks on the bag. for fun. |
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apparently joe is friends w/ the guys in bloodstruck. |
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jake said: | i heard Joe Christianni puts kittens into a bag and drops cinder blocks on the bag. for fun. |
Who doesn't? |
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i think we have a break through...
jesus:nickname-jc
jc: initials for joe christianni
feces for jesus: feces for jc
feces for jc: feces for joe christianni
a simple logic analysis says this kid feeds his shit to joe christianni |
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Your a genius. I thought nobody would break my code. |
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i owe it all the fine education that whitman hanson and northeastern university have provided me. and my parents for reading to me at night and making sure i eat well balanced meal. and midgets....because with out midgets...who would we all laugh at for being small? |
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dwarves aren't funny....they're creepy |
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how about people in bands who are shorter than 5'? |
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but we're getting off topic. joe christianni eats shit, and if what i hear from other threads is true....he washes it down w/flavored water |
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tbone_r said: i think we have a break through...
jesus:nickname-jc
jc: initials for joe christianni
feces for jesus: feces for jc
feces for jc: feces for joe christianni
a simple logic analysis says this kid feeds his shit to joe christianni |
Oh my god my world is shattered |
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Ive never been a fan of flavored water. Chocolate milk is where its at. |
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joe christianni folks. |
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hahahahhaha
i knew he'd love the beaver trick |
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hahahha oh man. i knew it was only a matter of time before you posted that |
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picture under construction
in only a short while, joe christianni will be sitting in bathtub w/ the other members of god's least favorite band ever... ken haskell |
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i have to give nick credit though....he's very talented with photoshop |
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nick's going to ruin the picture above....if you didnt see it...you missed out |
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it's true... christiani's a queer... I blow him for hash and sometimes he return's the favor... let me tell you, honey, he sucks like a dustbuster on a banana! |
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The original.
Just a quick Recap for those not following this as intently as half of the board regulars.
Joe Christianni:
GIVES Blowjobs at the Walpole Mall
Doesn't Hang out at the Walpole Mall (according to his friends in Bloodstruck)
Yet challenges all of us "hardcore fags" by telling us that we "know where (he) hangs out"
Drinks Flavored Water
Likes the following bands:Hatebreed, Hatebread, Soulfly, Soulflyd, Staind, ICP, Dimmu Borgir, Static-X, and Cradle of Filth
Does not like or know of: Sodom or Emperor
Has had sex with the entire Blue Hills Regional High School football team
Gave the entire Blue Hill Regional High School football team AIDS and Syphallis
Acquired AIDS and Syphallis from his Whorebucket of a girlfriend
Apparently fashions himself as a "MOTHERFUCKING METAL HEAD WHO DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NOBODY!!!11!!!" and somehow doesn't know who Sodom are
Has never heard a Motorhead song, even when they had a song in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 because he always shut it off and listened to his Reel Big Fish cd instead.
Got knocked the fuck out by me on Saturday |
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i am writing to confirm joes old girlfriend is the biggest whore in this here state. Shes a zitty titty bitch who get gangbanged very often.
straight edge people suck ass and drugs are the best thing on this earth |
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I heard Joe Christianni got a bouquet of flowers from Nathan Lane on Valentine's Day. |
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i heard that Joe Christianni enjoys wearing a douche ass hat |
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hahaha zitty titty bitch. |
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Joe Christianni guest starred on an episode of Small Wonder |
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I saw joe christianni at newbury comics in avon yesterday, he was reading revolver magazine |
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joe christianni is the president of the wretched asylum fan club |
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I saw his girlfriend getting triple teamed by some guys without rubbers. Happy Valentines Day guys, you have AIDS |
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I saw Joe Christianni at the grochery store and he was refusing to drink sunny d and bought the purple stuff |
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BUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!
This board has been lacking in controversy lately. |
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Abbath said: | I saw Joe Christianni at the grochery store and he was refusing to drink sunny d and bought the purple stuff |
one of the funniest things I have ever read
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Joe Christianni is the new drummer for Terminally Your Aborted Ghost |
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KeithMutiny said:
Kitchen knives. funny. I bet the only thing he's killed was a slug. |
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Looking for something, Mike? |
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this thread crashed my interwebz |
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This is like the New Testament for RTTP. |
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Joe Christianni is eagerly awaiting the grand re-opening of Jarrod's. |
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Joe Christianni is eagerly awaiting the reformation of Sacreligion so he can publish an article in Vogue. |
 
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