we are changing our name from "Dysentery" to "Unity.Thr00.Punching.People" and we are changing our style from Death/Grind to a Norma Jean-ish type of sound... but instead of being original we are just going to chug and do that high pitched droning noise. it will make people want to gang up and fight random kids and pull their hair and stomp on people and wear those stupid army hats. so get ready for the bazillionth band to sound like we do because its going to be sick and bring our hardcore brethren together!

unity

wahooo

Sounds like my kind of band!(self-mocking hardcore fan, wears army hats) I've got the Dysentery demo, good shit dude. And it would have to be Xunity.thr00.puching.peopleX

your band will fail because your name doesn't make any mention to tears, rainbows, autumn, dying, grace, or anal sex. gay is in. so gay it up.

how about "worthless.cum.dumpster-for.tomcruise" thats a cool band name if i do say so myself

Works for me

yeah. ever hear Hand.Choke.Neck? sucked.

we're starting a chug-chug band too. its called Buck Nigga. and its gunna make people want to fight and floorpunch random people as well, just wont be people of our own race. itll be niggiz and hittites gettin' stomped into pieces.

your band will fail because your name doesn't make any mention to tears, rainbows, autumn, dying, grace, or anal sex. gay is in. so gay it up.


haha i noticed that also, about bands using the word autumn alot, does autumn scream broken heart or something?
This girl broke my heart one time in March, so I beat the shit out of her. Maybe I can write a song called March Mayhem? No, I suppose that doesn't have the same effect.

Joe Dirt, just call the song "Kicked Kunt".

haha kicked kunt
that's not metalcore enough
what about
surviving march heartbreak with a fist

lol yeah thats good. but how bout "Blown In Half with a Battle Ax"?