So im waiting in line @ the packy, and all of a sudden two beers break of that palstic ring(cans) and start rolling , i just stand there "that sucks" as i watch them roll away, then a foot steps on one, i look up and there is this beautiful chick "its ok, go get another 6pack" im like "thank you". So i come back, she rings me out we exchange "have goodnight". Then im sitting in my car, and then it hits me , i just got a 6pack of labattes blue for a $1. Fucking killer deals!!!! Why didnt i notice that when i payed? Duh, that chick was hott, she hooked me up.
So i am currently drinking alone doing a labattes vs. Guiness night.

Guiness wins hands down

You should have said, "Hey baby, I play in a band. Let's go rock out at my place and drink these beers." If a hot chick hooks you up with cheap beer then she wants a hunk of burning love. If she said no you could just call her an ungrateful lesbian and smash something on the way out of the store.

awesome. you should totally drill that broad.

drink more jager !