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returntothepit >> discuss >> dane cook by joey umbrella on Jan 1,2005 1:25pm
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toggletoggle post by joey umbrella at Jan 1,2005 1:25pm
saw him in boston last nite. so funny. that motherfucker has serious ADD though... anyone else like him?



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Jan 1,2005 1:30pm
i love him. did he do the 'somebody shit on the coats' bit?

ps. get umbrella back together



toggletoggle post by joey umbrella at Jan 1,2005 1:33pm
yeah, he did the coat thing. so funny. he said a few zingers. then some guy heckled him and he flipped out, and tore the lights and decorations off the stage while telling the guy to keep it up. i was rolling.


p.s.- umbrella is a lost cause. the next band will ruin it.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 1,2005 1:41pm
i didnt even know he was in town

dane cook = the man



toggletoggle post by joey umbrella at Jan 1,2005 1:43pm
yes, i agree. he is fucked up type funny. thats my forte'.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 1,2005 1:48pm
him, mitch hedberg, and todd glass own every comedian out there right now



toggletoggle post by josiah_the_black  at Jan 1,2005 1:49pm
demetri martin is the funniest comedian alive



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jan 1,2005 1:52pm
i wanted to go to that... but im lazy and it sold out right away



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Jan 1,2005 2:16pm
"p.s.- umbrella is a lost cause. the next band will ruin it"

oh really? what'd you play for umbrella, and are there any other members that will be in your new one?



toggletoggle post by MASlayer at Jan 1,2005 2:27pm
easily one of the funniest comics today...did he do christ chex?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 1,2005 2:55pm
dane cook is awesome live. i've seen him a few times. mitch hedberg is great, but he was a disappointment live. his set ended pretty badly when i saw him.



toggletoggle post by joey umbrella at Jan 1,2005 3:07pm
i played guitar. and yes, probably the other guitar player, maybe. thats not decided. so not so yes.



toggletoggle post by joey umbrella at Jan 1,2005 3:07pm
and mitch is very funny.



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Jan 1,2005 3:47pm
i remember at exit 23 when one of the guitarists said a wedding singer quote (best guitar player in the world...) and a quote from will ferrel as the devil (what do you think of this tasty lick). i laughed so hard i almost shit my pants.

mitch is awesome live. he was trashed when i saw him, and although he tailed off at the end (just talking to certain people in the crowd) i still had a good time.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jan 1,2005 4:07pm
assuck said:
him, mitch hedberg, and todd glass own every comedian out there right now


YES!!!



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jan 1,2005 5:17pm
excuse me excuse me i think that honor goes to David Cross !



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 1,2005 6:33pm
fuck umbrella it's all about tied to a bear



toggletoggle post by malettey  at Jan 1,2005 6:34pm edited Jan 1,2005 6:35pm
my friend went down to see him last night. i would've gone, but the tickets were like 70 bucks. i wouldn't pay 70 bucks to see anybody.
i think dane's a funny guy, but he's a little too hyper sometimes. i love the bit he does about the old "speak and spell" toy.



toggletoggle post by oscar s at Jan 1,2005 7:12pm
Mitch Hedberg/Stephen Lynch Jan 22,2005 Wallingford,Ct



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jan 1,2005 7:21pm
hell yeah Stephn Lynch is the man !!!!



toggletoggle post by Brutalhank   at Jan 1,2005 7:42pm
"look at this guy with shoes."



toggletoggle post by JayTUS   at Jan 1,2005 7:53pm
I was supposed to see him today but some of my friends couldn't do it so we never got tickets.



toggletoggle post by mammalsauce  at Jan 1,2005 8:14pm
I love dane. I've seen him twice in boston, everytime he'sgood. I actually didn't know he was around right now either. I was telling a few people that we need to go next time, so I'll have to look out. But ya he rocks and I hope he did his monkey bit, and the pear bit because those are hilarious live.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 1,2005 10:40pm
A TIRE HIT MARY IN THE FACE



toggletoggle post by scream_bleed_repeat  at Jan 2,2005 12:39am
who is so pissed off when they're taking a shit they carve into the wall. fuckin blacks*frrrrt*fuckin jews.

someone always writes: mike was here, then someone else writes, mike is a faggot. then mike comes back to check, uuuuughhhhhh i was here but not as a faggot!



toggletoggle post by scream_bleed_repeat  at Jan 2,2005 12:41am
i work at the BK Lounge, can you get me in? not without coups baby.



toggletoggle post by eddie  at Jan 2,2005 1:45am
assuck said:
A TIRE HIT MARY IN THE FACE


oh look they're showing it again on the big screen



toggletoggle post by joey umbrella at Jan 2,2005 2:03am
tbone_r said:
i remember at exit 23 when one of the guitarists said a wedding singer quote (best guitar player in the world...) and a quote from will ferrel as the devil (what do you think of this tasty lick). i laughed so hard i almost shit my pants.

yea, that was a good laugh, i was wicked drunk though, and then the quotes start a rollin... haha oh and tied to a bear... so right. that is even better than whomever the kids are listening to nowadays



toggletoggle post by joey umbrella at Jan 2,2005 2:04am
why is that shit in yellow? computers are gay



toggletoggle post by Brutalhank   at Jan 2,2005 12:52pm
This tire wasn't "fucking around" as we like to say. This tire hunted Mary down. This tire was out for vengence.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 2,2005 1:26pm
imagine if she just palmed it?

there can only be one higlander!



toggletoggle post by josiah_the_black  at Jan 2,2005 6:10pm



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 2,2005 6:55pm
Dane Cook is on my friends list on My Space.




toggletoggle post by SacreligionNlI at Jan 3,2005 1:42am
i was in my kitchen, and i heard it, so i came out



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 3,2005 6:04pm edited Jan 3,2005 6:04pm
you were in your kitchen? i was in my living room.



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Jan 3,2005 6:07pm
hahaha

yeah, i just heard the crash and i came out



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 28,2009 2:00am
he's on now.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Feb 28,2009 3:11am
everyone hates this guy now



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Feb 28,2009 3:12am
he is kinda a fuck head even if hes from arlington



toggletoggle post by joeyumbrella  at Feb 28,2009 8:04am
His new movie where the guy gets his eyebrow shaved off was funny.



toggletoggle post by HI BILLY MAYS HERE /w LOVELY MANDY BLAKE at Feb 28,2009 10:58am


HI BILLY MAYS HERE.

THANK GOD DANE COOK IS HERE WITH THE HA HA. GLENN BECK'S SHIT WAS GOING WAY OVER MY HEAD.


FUCKING FRUITCAKES.

I HOPE THE ONLY REASON YOU WENT WAS BECAUSE YOUR BITCH DRAGGED YOU THERE. OTHERWISE, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING EXCUSE YOU SECRET JEW.

WATCH MY SHIT AND MAN UP, ASSHOLES.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Feb 28,2009 11:01am
josiah_the_black said[orig][quote]
demetri martin is the lamest excuse for a comedian alive


fixed



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Feb 28,2009 11:04am
anyway, i don't get the obsession with Dane Cook, i like oddball/weird comedy (Mitch Hedburg, Steven Wright, Shawn Malloy, Steve Albert), but guys like Dane Cook and Demetri Martin are just fucking annoying IMO



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Feb 28,2009 12:01pm
dane cook sucks, nothing funny bout him. I had his 1st album, couldnt get into him (and that was his "better" material). Demetri Martin I dont think is that bad his person special was pretty good.



toggletoggle post by KadoogASSÜCK at Mar 2,2009 10:55am
assuck said[orig][quote]
i didnt even know he was in town

dane cook = the man


See what happens when you finally hit puberty? Haha just kidding, I still have no hair on my balls...



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 2,2009 11:07am
I can totally listen to his shit (esp. whichever one has Super Bleeder and shit on the coats) but I still want to crush his legs under my van.



toggletoggle post by guy at Mar 2,2009 12:06pm
im with the dane cook sucks people



toggletoggle post by SinisterMinister at Mar 2,2009 1:20pm
Dane Cook may just be one of the unfunniest people alive. Even if you skinned him he'd make an annoying rug.



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