ME!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

the way people make sex posts it's as if it's a rare occassion

if the rev and i posted every time we did it...well our posts would be doubled

hahahaha

have you gotten a bj yet?

yea i know. its not a rare thing but every once in while i feel like sharing the moment. maybe someday ill post pictures...

succubus said:
..........well......maybe......yes...yes i did........but not last night.

From who????? You are such a slut!

Crucifire can't make it tonight. He has to work late. And then we'll be having that rare thing called sex...with bj's and all....mwahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!

Christraper said:

Meh, Wasn't THAT great.

grrr posts like these aren't any fun
especially when i'm not getting none

gah it's been so long [sniff]

buy your self something hard for xmas.

Yeah no shit. its been over a month. I think.

the_reverend said:

my sister works at a porn shop and bought my mom a "chilli pepper" [cringe]
i have no idea what i'm getting

what is a chili pepper?

succubus said:
its a vibrator in the shape of a chilli pepper

Some one once bought me a vibrating duck. It looks like a childs bath toy....but no....oh no.....it certainly is not.

It's impractical and I never use it. Sorry hunnie!

jesusfucker said:
yea yea i know im a whore shut up. thanks for the heads up on chris. i left a message on your machine telling him to call me but that wont be necessary.

So she finally went near the covered wagon huh?

Looks like Christraper most likely got the favor from another lady (or man?)

my wangus hurts from all the action it got this weekend.

Hooker said:

i think you should copyright that phrase. when i hear "covered wagons" i think of hooker!

wait i mean i think of you since you're the one that started using the prase on here --- not that you have a covered wagon.
=)