someone just came by at work and started bragging about how awesome their car was...

what do you drive?
make, model, YR and does it rock or suck?

ME:
nissan Xterra, 2002
it rocks in winter but it's a gas pig =(
i used to drive an 93 Acura but it got totalled (not my fault..story posted here elsewhere)
and then 95 acura but i got rear ended..not my fault...

now now the truck...i feel safer in the winter with 4 WD

motherfucking ford ranger pick up !

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

you should get your ride pimped!!! damn i love that show...

I have a 1997 Ford Escort. She's not much but she gets me where I need to go.

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

I could use one of those, right now Im stuck with a 97 dodge neon, with 140,000 friggen miles on it!

95 saturn sl1 with 215,000 miles on it.

Ha

yeah mines only a 98 but i torture the thing driving it everywhere. up and down the coast out to Vegas been in 3 accidents but the fucking thing just keeps going, i need a woman like that Ha !!!

My mom's...OHHHHHHH!!

2000 Ford Explorer.

Currently looking for a BMW 3-Series from the 80's

A street bicyle when it's no icing outside
A big heavy motherfucking bicycle when it's freezing.

1897 Stage Coach, has broken wheel.

97 hyundia accent, with 98,899 miles and expired inpection sticker...and all the reasons it cant pass to get one...fuckme!

2001 S-10 4x4 w/114,000 miles. Got the redneck cap and canoe racks, though!

Mine has 96,000+ on it and an expired inspection sticker as well, haha...

Fuck inspection stickers!!!! dont get one fromt he underground..i got arrested for it..it is a felony

I dirve a 2006 porsche turbo z890..
retail price-$560,000.00
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!! BROTHER!!!

beat up old pickup truck. i love it.

2004 1500 Dodge Ram Quad Cab pickup (yeah, its got a hemi)
Its all loaded with accessories, 20 inch tires and rims, dual exhaust and shit (haven't installed the gun rack yet though)
and its a total gas whore....
but I think it rocks because I am just a truck person (and yeah I had to post a picture.....my truck is my toy)

ive got a pickup truck. you wanna trade?

Sure, if you want the payment.....does your get good gas mileage?

does 23 - 25 bucks for a full tank could as good !

ram_girl said:nice photo! =)

although i now it looks darkish...hmmm

succubus said:

Must have been the type of day it was when YOU took it......

Nice hick-machine! Have you buried it in the mud yet?

Its not a hick-machine....its a chic-machine (as in I'm a chic that drives it) and noooooo, it hasn't been christened in mud yet!

Hick/chic, whatever. KC lights, lift-kit, and 36" Super-Swampers are a must in the near future.

1999 Chevy Malibu.... it gets me from point a to point b

largefreakatzero said:

I could see it....maybe...

But with the Flowmaster exhaust system the thing is so damn loud and then add those extra accessories and I would definetly feel like a hick.....

i use to drive a chevy sprint, the car was in fact pimped

now i drive a much safer grande pre poniac

tom's car is the gehiest ever!

Aegathis said:
the neon is such a homo/bitch car

humanbonedeathmachine said:


Not this one

89 Buick Century. Bleh.

I used to have an 87 Chevy Celebrity which I named the Millenium Falcon because it looked so beat up

then that died and I bought an 85 Honda Accord for ten bucks. That was "Slave I" (Boba Fett's ship)

I haven't come up with a Star Wars name for the current car.
Does anyone know what IG-88's (the robot bounty hunter) ship was called?

for a lil 4 cylinder it screws....

2.4-liter turbocharged 16-valve double overhead camshaft (DOHC) engine
230 horsepower
250 lb-ft of torque
Zero to 60 in around 5.8 seconds
Quaife automatic torque biasing (ATB) differential

93 dodge ramcharger (last year of production) with 257k miles, 318 power plant, 4x4 oooooo yeah


and yes ive been up to the frame in mud before

note the floppy CB hick whip antenna on the roof. ramgirl, if you hick your truck out, you NEED a CB and a floppy CB antenna

Breaker...Breaker......yeah, I forgot about that!

man.. I can basically see osama bin ladin getting a freaking bonah from this post.
YEAH FOR WASTING OIL/GAS/ETC!!!
allah ahakbar!

shaddap!

I got me a 2000 volvo s40 that is awesome. I love it. Totally solid, fast, reliable car. Kicks ass.

it wont be so reliable after what me and satan john did to it....

This is my baby. 1996 Nissan Pathfinder, Carina's car's little brother. This photo is two years old. Once winter is over, I'm selling him and hopefully saving to build a sleeper... mmm...

humanbonedeathmachine if your truck was in better shape i'd so ask for a trade, always wanted a dodge could run over the wife in a dodge and not even have a scratch.

lady_czerach said:


i've been in it!!!! =))

sadly i haven't Ha ! dear diary JackPot !

Hey Carina, before I forget... I got a notice of an unpaid parking ticket from that night we went to the Avalon. They charged me a late fee of $13. I wrote a letter saying I wasn't going to pay it because there were no signs that said No Parking. Just thought I'd give you a heads up since I know you were worried about yours.

lady_czerach said:
i got a late notice too!!! now i owe $53 as well, even though i wrote tham a letter contesting it


i'm waiting to see if they write me back too
when did you mail contesting it?

I just mailed it on Monday. I just saw on the news that they're dropping a lot of charges because it's the holiday season, so I'm crossing my fingers...

1998 chevy lumina (last year of production, oh yeah)
its a super old person mobile, i know josh drives one as well.
it can fit my entire guitar rig, that makes me happy.

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=11630

i mailed my letter nov 30
*crosses fingers also*

1987 buick grand national

umm what did your letter look like cause i just got a ticket last monday, for not having a parking pass around 6pm.

lets see.... heres a list...
-84 pontiac grand prix
-85 Chevy Camaro Z28 (3 of em)
-78 pontiac trans am
-54 Mercury Monterey
-94 Chevy beretta (gay)
-78 chevy molester van (retro fitted with a bed and padlock)
-85 Ford econoline retard bus (with working lights on the roof and chair lift)
-00 Honda Civic Si (muliple show winner)
-94 Nissan 300zx turbo (450rwhp... half together in the driveway)
-91 Chevy s-10 blazer (BOO YAH)

ram_girl said:

No not that one.

98 Chevy Lumina
Oil changes baby, that's all you need pretty much.
Ramgirl has flowmasters on her truck too. I saw that hog up close, very mean truck, sounds great too! Though I bet she'd look great in the new F-250 Super Duty.

1994 Pontiac Negro

no permit + no license = no car

KeithMutiny said:

04 RAM 2500HD-5.7HEMI-QUAD CAB-LONG BED-WHITE
THE 345 HORSES MAKE UP FOR THE 11MPG

lady_czerach said:

2000 dodge dakota quad cab V8 with flowmaster 1 series duals
44ish thousand miles or so

and car payments suck my ass

i have a 2003 hyundai elantra...yeah, shut up. when i bought it, it was a cool looking gray. but then the next day it looked more purple. oh well, better than my last ride: 1985 Chevy Astro...ooooh yeah. that thing cost me about 6 times as much as i paid for the fucking thing. here are some things i had to replace in it:
transmission
ignition
rear end
roof
all interior
starter
alternator
assorted cables/hoses
fucking engine...that's when i should have said fuck this thing, i'm buying a moped.

before that i had a 1988 hyundai excel, hatchback style bitches. that thing got a million miles to the tank and only cost me 25 BUCKS!!!!! after a year it just shit the bed. poor excel

what happened to your van?

currently i drive a 91 honda accord. I went test driving the 2005 Audi S4 last week. I hope to own it by the time they have it certified pre-owned.

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

im looking for a 2nd ramcharger myself for parts. tis a good band/backwoods party truck

1988 Chevy Caprice Classic. still runs good but needs alot of cosmetic work. although i love this car, i would like a new car. an SUV, like a Honda Pilot

Kalopsia said:

i've been in that car too!

I used to have a '94 Buick LeSabre. Total old person car. It was a hand-me-down from my mother. I wrecked it driving home shit faced from a Manowar show that was on my birthday. My wife had baked me a swastika shaped birthday cake which ended up all over the place.

Then I got an '89 Oldsmobile which lasted until the next inspection when I realized it wasn't worth getting up to code.

Now I have a '93 Pontiac Grand Prix. The 2-door model. One of the wheels is about to fall off. The stereo is probably worth more than the car.

BornSoVile said:

Thank you.....thought you would take it for a ride though!
It sounds great but has been known to cause car alarms to go off as I go by (which I get a sick satisfaction from)!

succubus said:



Hey, you've been in mine too!

One with no brakes.

allah akbar!

you give me huge boner time!! b0000000nah!!!!!

ram_girl said:too many times to remember the # of times
lol
yay!

My car is nothing to write home about. It was the only car I could qualify for a loan for! My old car Emily, was a Nissan, and was a road trip warrior of doom. My current car is also a road trip warrior, and I love her. She is a 2001 Hyndai Elantra. Her name is Dinah. For what she lacks in frills, she makes up for in gusto.

1996 toyota camry. Nothing special, 3 disc cd changer w/ tape deck!!!, low miles for a 96(85,000) all my guitar shit fits in it,and so does my kit. (not at the same time) I just spent $500 on tires and shit. Next yr i want to get something w/4wd, something like jessicas ride.

I want to get a honda civic hybrid... 50 mpg gives me a bonah.
put an iPod in it and you are all set.

I want a honda civic hybrid cause it's a 5-speed. I can't drive automatics very well..

I'm amazed that RDB hasn't popped in to show us "TOTALLY SCHWEEET KAWASAKI KXMX-250!"

the_reverend said:
i can vouch =)

98 pontiac grand prix

BobNOMAAMRooney said:

here's my TOTALLY SCHWEEET YAMAHA 1100. it's got a 4-cylinder engine and this thing rides like a car.

dirteecrayon said:

it started overcharging, all the guages were broken/fucked up, the spedometer was wrong so i got a million speeding tickets, cost way too much money to keep putting work into a 600 dollar piece of shit. so i traded it in for 1000 bucks and got a good deal on the hyundai. i do not miss the van AT ALL!! haha

SCHWEET KID SCHWEET

MarkFuckingRichards said:

dude, in my tard bus, i used to hit carriages on 109 in milford doin like 55mph and see how far i could launch em and how many cars id hit... oh the good ol days

hahahahahaha; i used to do shit like that with my old hyundai. my favorite game was trash can street bowling

i tried to hit one of the corrals for the carts at the home depot in bellingham once... didnt know they were cemented in and smashed in the front of it, hahahahaha... i still drove it

When I lived in RI 10 years ago, we used to run over bunny rabbits, squirrels and other hapless woodland creatures. We called it "krrrrrrunchin". We weren't too bright then (still not), but it sure was funny at the time.

satanic woodland creatures

"I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!"

scene points for whoever recognizes the quote

succubus said:

yes you have. here's a cookie

Kalopsia said:
does that mean you are going to bake cookies for me again?
=)))

ford focus bay-bee

I drive a minivan. SUP

josiah_the_black said:

i <3 will ferrell.

succubus said:



How can you not drive an automatic??

Bet you'd have fun tryin to drive my van,Rev

'95 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo and a '04 Subaru Impreza

automatics have a REALLY big brake...
and no clutch...
get the picture?

also, I'm forever turning the car off without putting it in park.

1986 Merkur XR4TI
Turbocharged 2.3 liter 4 cylinder engine


175 horsepower/195 lb/ft of torque
2900 pound car
5 speed


the thing boots