no not feces
no not rotting cow intestines
no not even Hoser's toilet

KFC mashed potatoes left out for a couple days uuggggggggghhhhhhhh!
I gagged when I caught one whiff. o manoman I couldn't even be in the same room!

menstrual blood

rotting potatoes is pretty bad

menstural blood doesnt smell that bad there are much worse

Anne Armageddon

hahahahahahahahahahah im not even gonna answer.

my sweating grundle

CongoogetalZobotomy said: you can smell your own grundle?

CongoogetalZobotomy said:

what about your car after mike decided to take a crap in it?

dneirflrigruoydeliani said:

it's an amazing bending ability that Greg has

eddie said:

I actually forgot all about that, that was actually the worst smell ever. Hell i can't even smell my grundle anyways.... Mike prolly can smell his tho...

hmm...i've smelled some ridiculous shit in my life, many of which were at my job, at a warehouse specializing in "fine meat delicacies".

rotten chicken left in a dumpster for 3 days baking in the hot hot sun
rotten beef with above description
1 gallon of sweet cherry peppers on dirty chicken juice covered floor, complemented with 1 cup bleach
dead gopher in the middle of august
and the worst...skunk spray right in my girlfriend's dog's eye/nose. smells waaaay worse up close and fresh...kind of like urine, death, burnt rubber and just overall stingy/vomit inducing feel to it. that's good shit.

I was in a car that hit a coyote.
a few miles later, I got out and all you could smell on the front of the car was the inside of it's body, mostly stomach.

the_reverend said:

thats hot

pussy can smell pretty bad

you are talking about mung aren't you?

my farts

Kalopsia said:

maybe you've been with the "wrong" girls

cold spinach in a can

my boss because he just farted
ewwwwww

cooked brocoli left in the fridge from thanksgiving until.. oh... 2 nights ago.

the_reverend said:

i thought it was finished..oh well..the fridge has smelled of worse...
time for another box of armingham soda (or whatever it's called)...or cut open the box in there more..

I think raw chicken left sitting in a drummers van for two weeks is way up there

your moms cooter.

great thread

Joe/NotCommon said:

Yup.

those dirty bearded clams they sell on the corner in the combat zone, they don't even come with butter.

Dwyer and Joe, that was just too easy for your lack of originality.

armageddonday said:

we were being serious for a change

100%

Yeah no shit.

korpse-l- said:

they cum pre-buttered... WITH CUM!

Actually, I find it hard to believe Joe would say that after driving through New Jersey.

this is a tough one

im gonna have to think about this

I used to clean a butcher shop at night. I'll go with 100 plus lbs of rotting pork fat as worse smell. What sucks is you gotta dump that shit in the dumpstah and once and a while you'll get some on yah.

Rotting scorpion.

i think the worst thing for me was when i left a bottle of Sunny D inside a hole in a wall of this building i would always walk by in the summer, and after a month or so i checked on it and it was still there. when i opened it i spilled some on myself and couldnt get the smell of my hands for almost 2 days.

who would have thought sunny d would smell so bad?

just incase no one else posted it fucking New Jersey !!!

No wait! My friends finger after he fingered margots vagina. ugh fucking nasty!!!

ooo i forgot to add also i used to help my buddy's dad who cleaned septic tanks. the tanks weren't even the worst. when we got to the plant you walk in the door and there is a giant vat of shit boiling at thousands of degrees. when you walk in and take your first breath your lungs almost collapse from shitstank.

well ear wax is pretty bad, and it tastes even worse. that still counts cause both are related... smell and taste, that is. i've smelled some pretty rank vomit before, too. vodka over fettucini alfredo is a nice odorous cocktail. and my dog's farts, she has an inpacted anal gland, and she has to go to the vet once every two months to have it squeezed clean, cause shit builds up and just chills there, eternally processing. not to mention she gets poop all over her ass when she's got the runs, which happens once a week at least. i love that scabby bitch.

ROTTING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!

assendancy

the_reverend said:

...yeh

swamplorddvm said:

yuck.

swamplorddvm said:


for something you think is gross..you sure talk about it a lot

succubus said:



NO-SA.....

He didn't....did he????

mark fucking richards said:

I hear ya.....

Thats the tone at the top of my list. Especially up close and fresh.

Let my dog in one night because I ould smell a skunk outside. The smell was strong but I wasn’t sure if she was dumb enough to get sprayed so I bent down to take a sniff and got 2 nostrils full of it!!! Nothing I did could get rid the the smell in my nose!! It was fucking horrible and is much much much worse up close.

Also, the smell of any kind of fish cooking (hate seafood) and the smell of cigars and pipes…….

smoke wafting from a cremation in nepal...charred human flesh

unwashed female asshole when youre going down on them.

Christraper said:


YUM, YUM!!!


Actually.....EWWWWW

ram_girl said:

he did...theere was no one else here but me and him

and it sure wasn't me...ugh

my boyfriends breath

a mixture of dog crap and bleach. no kidding, imagin the the stench of dog crap with the thickness of bleach.

succubus said:


gross things are fun. To talk about that is.

swamplorddvm said:


and how would you know how gross it is unless you have tested out the waters a few times
hmmm

all i have to say is that ive remodeled at least 10 nursing homes... no one here can even comprehend the mixture of smells and what not... the thought makes me wanna vomit right now

Yeah, the smell of nursing homes is right up there. Its another one you can't get out of your damn nostrils once you leave......

ive had to drench the floors in chemicals to mask the smell at times... shit, rotted food, urine, body odor, open decaying flesh, hatians.... im gonna get sick

Holy shit i forgot about old people! Youre right, id rather smells some hot girls dirty asshole over a nursing home any day!

succubus said:

ugh... Like I said, my friends finger.

strange this is....how could we forget, its so bad!!!
I used to go see my mom in one and I would get all freaked out by the smell and wouldn't stay long and then it seemed like it was all I could smell for hours afterwards!!!

I dont know how i forgot with that little old lady wandering around my work every day. Shes still kickin. Im planning an unfortunate christmas accident involving tinsel and the stairs which should remedy the situation soon enough.

try bein there for months at a time and having to throw out all your clothes after

Christraper said:

HAHA.....sounds like the guy I used to work with that smelled like mothballs (another shitty smell). God did he stink, I swear he boiled his clothes in a vat of them!!!

I've been told my room smells rather bad. haha oh darn!

i moved in w/ our vocalist last summer for 3 months...

...the first 3 weeks we went w/out electricity because NIMO is gay and little did we know that there was two 2 lb. tenderloins festering in the freezer that didn't freeze.

boy was that a not-so-tasty surprise once we opened it when the power came back. i remember both of us with bandanas soaked in old-spice tied around our faces still at the brink of vomiting.

we were owned by rotting cattle.

not very at all.

the juicy dog and cat food, not the crunchy stuff

that shit is disgusting

A tongue ring after not cleaning it for a while, brushing teeth and mouth wash dont help either,you gotta soak them in alcohol for a while to get rid of the stench

you have to wash your tongue ring? are you talking about the smell that comes out from under the ball? all rings get that.
ears smell bad...

i want to sterilize all of my bf's jewelry and clean it

I got a uhaul trailer in philly one time, that came from jersey city, and it smelled like a rotting corpse. Ive never actually smelled rotten prople, but I have smelled rotten animals, and it was pretty much the same.

swamplorddvm said:

I KNEW IT!!!!

funny

the_reverend said:

Yes I know ,and it is the worst thing I have ever had to smell in my opinion,and yes i was told by several different people to clean it every so often and use mouthwash while it was out ,cause if you dont take it out , mouth wash ain't no good.

when you are plucking turkey feathers.
holy shit! that smell is bad enough to turn someone veggie

if it's the same as chicken feeathers...i remember that as a kid...

rotting beef stew in a trunk that was once home to several bags of empties...suckreligion's amp smelled like shit after that transportation took place

bathrooms full of shit

grosss

NEW JERSEY!

Dead Bitches

Justin ACR said:
why do people say that?

because its not the greatest smelling place, ask moe. philly also smells quite bleh.

i dunno...
i've been to both places...

one time from grocery shoping a steak i bought wasnt in the bag..i thought the bag lady didnt put it in, and went back to get another...weeks later my car stank....because it fell out of the bag and under my car seat.... luckly i was working as a reconditioner and cleaned my car out for free...it took three hours of constant cleanin for the smell to get some whatout.

someone left raw hamburgers in my friend's glovebox for about 3 days

i imagine it was not so pleasant