i posted this on the relapse board also and got some good suggestion, i knew i was gonna hit up the relapse retail store, but all of south street is cool i guess.
I was just in Philly, but since Joe doesn't drink I have absolutely no suggestions for him.
Be a faggy tourist and get a cheese steak or something.
Run up those stairs like Rocky.
Buy some crazy glue and attempt to repair the crack in the Liberty Bell.