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returntothepit >> discuss >> I kissed a girl last night by hoser on Nov 30,2004 6:59pm
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toggletoggle post by hoser at Nov 30,2004 6:59pm
That's right....1st date.

She's fucking gorgeous, and funny as hell, AND LIKES METAL.

Hell ya when she busted out her Suffocation collection I almost shit!

She laid a smacker right on the pink strips under my nose.

JOY JOY JOY HAPPY JOY HAPPY



toggletoggle post by josiah_the_black  at Nov 30,2004 7:03pm
yo jake post some fuck pics



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 30,2004 7:06pm edited Nov 30,2004 7:06pm



toggletoggle post by dneirflrigruoydeliani   at Nov 30,2004 7:08pm
hurry up and put it in her brown eye...that is too good to be true...stick it in the brown eye then you know its for real



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Nov 30,2004 7:09pm
What was his name?



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 30,2004 7:11pm
A girl kissed me at the last Gwar show. I didn't notice. I only knew about it cause my friends told me.



toggletoggle post by josiah_the_black  at Nov 30,2004 7:16pm
kissing girls is cool



toggletoggle post by hoser at Nov 30,2004 7:17pm
Hooker is jealous....he wants to kiss me. Sorry palsy but no Jake lips for you, Hogrot.

Yep, now if I can only convince her that it's just a rash.



toggletoggle post by josiah_the_black  at Nov 30,2004 7:18pm
say you fell down some carpeted stairs... but you slid down on only your sac



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Nov 30,2004 7:25pm
Oh. Palsy. I thought you meant like palsy. Like a disorder where you shake.

Hot metal girls are more rare than black professional swimmers.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 30,2004 7:28pm
???



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Nov 30,2004 7:31pm
It's true. There are some, but for the most part metal ain't pretty on either side of the sex fence.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 30,2004 7:35pm
pfffttt
joe thinks i'm a hot metal chick so there

but my ??? was because last time i talked to jake he was back with his ex..color me confused



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Nov 30,2004 7:35pm
Oh. I'm not saying anyone here's busted. I'm just saying it's tough to find hot metal chicks.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 30,2004 7:36pm
yes yes i know i know...and i'm not a metal chick anyhow..since i like a lot of different types of music..but hoser
???



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Nov 30,2004 7:40pm
hoser said:
That's right....1st date.

She's fucking gorgeous, and funny as hell, AND LIKES METAL.

Hell ya when she busted out her Suffocation collection I almost shit!



YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY! I envy you.




toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Nov 30,2004 7:43pm
Hooker said:
Oh. I'm not saying anyone here's busted. I'm just saying it's tough to find hot metal chicks.


rephrase, it's hard to find hot metal chicks that are available



toggletoggle post by dneirflrigruoydeliani   at Nov 30,2004 7:45pm
my girlfriend is hot, is kinda into metal. and drove 3 hours with me to go see Dying Fetus



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 30,2004 7:56pm
hah!
the things i do for my man!
i am the bestestest girlfriend!
into metal and more anddd super supportive of him and ALL the shows he goes to
i win
the end

now where did hoser go?



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Nov 30,2004 7:59pm
succubus said:
hah!
the things i do for my man!
i am the bestestest girlfriend!
into metal and more anddd super supportive of him and ALL the shows he goes to
i win
the end

now where did hoser go?



Sure, rub it in, make all the metal dudes with no metal girlz jealous.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 30,2004 8:03pm
Thats weird, you just told me her favorite band was 311.
and that she was normal.
Funny how stories change in hoserland so fast.
you goon.

and Succubus, why is this a contest?
if it was, MY girlfriend wins by 10,000.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 30,2004 8:03pm
and i bought him a laplop for his bday and...

THIS would be a bad gf...read her profile and look at her buddies
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseactio...n=user.viewProfile&friendID=5940962



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 30,2004 8:04pm
PS hoser, Im glad you ditched practice tonight for the 311 girl.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 30,2004 8:05pm
succubus said:
and i bought him a laplop for his bday and...

THIS would be a bad gf...read her profile and look at her buddies
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=5940962


theyre all gaylords.



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Nov 30,2004 8:08pm edited Nov 30,2004 8:08pm
succubus said:
and i bought him a laplop for his bday and...

THIS would be a bad gf...read her profile and look at her buddies
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=5940962



Shes got big tities thou.........



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 30,2004 8:09pm
and all she cares about is $$$ blah



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 30,2004 8:12pm
well, ya shes a woman, and most likely falls into the 90% of the gender that does the same.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Nov 30,2004 8:36pm
that bitch is ugly



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 30,2004 8:44pm
and 40 years old.

Hoser, what's your new girlfriend's name?



toggletoggle post by hoser at Nov 30,2004 9:28pm
Hogchild.....it's her real name...

hahahahaha




toggletoggle post by hoser at Nov 30,2004 9:28pm
For the record I'm home alone and did not ditch practice for a girl.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Nov 30,2004 10:58pm
hoser when don't you have a drop dead gf?



toggletoggle post by hoser at Dec 1,2004 12:58am
I never do...theyre all ugly whores....

Drinkin way too much...hang on................



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 1,2004 1:00am
powerkok, I think I got the best... but maybe we should "swap" for a week end just to find out for real.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 1,2004 1:00am
ps: in your dreams!



toggletoggle post by hoser at Dec 1,2004 2:09am
ok she stopped by at 11pm...

Kissed her again....AND I finally figured out why I'm completely in love with her....

She fucking looks exactly like Milla Jovovich...swear to Christ!

Wow...ok she seems to dig me too....hmmmmmm...will I ever plow her?

Maybe...dunno...but I respect her too much to even think that...so I renig on that thought.

G'night



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 1,2004 3:19am
so what's this girl's name? she sounds familiar.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 1,2004 7:20am
hoser said:
ok she stopped by at 11pm...

Kissed her again....AND I finally figured out why I'm completely in love with her....

She fucking looks exactly like Milla Jovovich...swear to Christ!

Wow...ok she seems to dig me too....hmmmmmm...will I ever plow her?

Maybe...dunno...but I respect her too much to even think that...so I renig on that thought.

G'night


bull-fucking-shit. you're gay if you're not thinking of plowing this girl, especially if she looks like Milla Jovovich (dude, pictures, please), you're just gonna try and do it with her when she's sober and concious this time around.




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 1,2004 9:08am
Hoser's intimidation guide to dating, coming soon on at a book store near you.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 1,2004 9:21am
hoser give me a call when she's over, I'll stop over and take some pictures in a non wierdo way... just be like "this is my friend tom and he has his camera everywhere he goes! don't mind him"



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 1,2004 9:22am
i dont think there is a non weird way for you to take her pictures randomely the first time you meet her



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 1,2004 9:23am
yes there is, I'll pretend to take pictures of hoser but make sure she's in the picture.... I have my ways. HE HEHEEHE HEHEHE.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 1,2004 9:24am
okay, another solution, hoser turn on all your lights in your house, I'll take pictures with no flash on so the wierdness is to a minimum.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 1,2004 9:26am
how bout you just do what I do;
hide in the bushes outside the window and take pictures in a non-weirdo fashion?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 1,2004 9:31am
the_reverend said:
how bout you just do what I do;
hide in the bushes outside the window and take pictures in a non-weirdo fashion?


except you take pictures of little boys so they don't know any better




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 1,2004 9:31am
OH SHIT DAWG!



toggletoggle post by hoser at Dec 1,2004 10:42am
Ya she really does look like Milla Jovovich, but shes friggin TALL. Christ I've always dated tiny girls. This girl is like 5'9" - 5'10". And she has fairly short hair for a girl. She's really nice though so don't scare her away by telling her that I fart all over the place regularly. She'll find that out on her own. Hehehehehe. Now we'll see if I can get her to go to one of our band practices and "initiate" her....hehehehe.



toggletoggle post by aliciagrace  at Dec 1,2004 2:40pm
from now on, i think hoser should start all his posts in this thread with the words "Dear Diary"



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Dec 1,2004 2:48pm
so what about me, i though we had something special here....it's ok just drop me in the cold. what does she have that i don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate you



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 1,2004 3:52pm
You suck. Oh wait I kissed two chicks this weekend. Nice.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 1,2004 3:54pm
your mom doesn't count as a chick



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 1,2004 3:58pm
damn. What about YOUR mom?



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 1,2004 6:52pm
so hoser what is this chick's name?



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 1,2004 7:18pm
Kalopsia said:
so hoser what is this chick's name?


he'll find out later.... ohhhhhh.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Dec 1,2004 7:22pm
hoser said:
hmmmmmm...will I ever plow her?

Maybe...dunno...but I respect her too much to even think that...


fag



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 1,2004 7:23pm
Man I thought this thread was about Jill Souble



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 1,2004 7:32pm
You don't get girls to talk to you often do you, killer?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 1,2004 11:56pm
the_reverend said:
ps: in your dreams!


umm, no not really.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Dec 2,2004 1:11am
I Kissed a Girl by* Jill Sobule (google pics)
strip links || main index of lyrics
Genny came over and told me about Brad
He's such a hairy behemoth she said
And dumb as a box of hammers
But he's such a handsome guy
And I opened up and told her about Larry
And yesterday how he asked me to marry
I'm not giving him an answer yet
I think I can do better


CHORUS:
So we laughed, compared notes
We had a drink, we had a smoke
She took off her overcoat
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl


So she called home to say she'd be late
He said, he worried but now he'd feel safe
I'm glad you're with your girlfriend,
Tell her "Hi" for me
So I looked at you, you had guilt in your eyes
But it only lasted a little while
And then I felt your hand upon my knee

CHORUS:
And we laughed at the world
They can have their diamonds
And we'll have our pearls
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl

I kissed a girl, her lips were sweet
She was just like kissing me
I kissed a girl, won't change the world
But I'm so glad
I kissed a girl

(GUITAR SOLO)

And we laughed at the world
They can have their diamonds
And we'll have our pearls
I kissed a girl (for the first time)
I kissed a girl (and I may do it again)
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl

I kissed a girl, her lips were sweet
She was just like kissing me (but better)
I kissed a girl

I kissed a girl, won't change the world
But I'm so glad
I kissed a girl (for the first time)
I kissed a girl (won't be the last time)
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl






toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Dec 2,2004 1:12am
#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------#
#This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the #
#song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. #
#------------------------------------------------------------------------------##
From: bemont@austin.asc.slb.com

"I Kissed a Girl" - Jill Scobeel(sp?)

I am not sure about the spelling of the singer's name... please correct me.
Jill, forgive me .

As always, I've tried to represent timing as best I can.

Any corrections welcome. I'm still pretty new at this. It's still hard for
me to hear chords... but this sounds good to me.


I: (intro, chorus, solo, outro)

e-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3--3--------3--3--|
B-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3--3--------3--3--|
G-|--------0-----0--0--0-----|--------0--0--------0--0--|
D-|--------------------------|--------------------------|
A-|--------------------------|--3-----------2-----------|
E-|--3-----------------------|--------------------------|


e-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3-----------------|
B-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3-----------------|
G-|--------0-----0--0--0-----|--------0-----------------|
D-|--------------------------|--------------------------|
A-|--0-----------------------|--0--------------2-h3-p2--|
E-|--------------------------|--------------------------|

II: (verse)

| G | C | Am | G |

III: (prechorus)

| Am | Em | Am | Em |

IV: (bridge)

| C | C | D | D |



I 2X
II 2X
III 2X
I 2X
II 2X
III 2X
I 2X
IV 1X
I 2X
II 2X
I many X and fade

--Les

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"I Kissed a Girl" - Jill Sobule

Transcribed by Les Bemont (bemont@austin.asc.slb.com)

As always, I've tried to represent timing as best I can.

Any corrections welcome. I'm still pretty new at this. It's still hard for
me to hear chords... but this sounds good to me.


I: (intro, chorus, solo, outro)

e-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3--3--------3--3--|
B-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3--3--------3--3--|
G-|--------0-----0--0--0-----|--------0--0--------0--0--|
D-|--------------------------|--------------------------|
A-|--------------------------|--3-----------2-----------|
E-|--3-----------------------|--------------------------|


e-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3-----------------|
B-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3-----------------|
G-|--------0-----0--0--0-----|--------0-----------------|
D-|--------------------------|--------------------------|
A-|--0-----------------------|--0--------------2-h3-p2--|
E-|--------------------------|--------------------------|

II: (verse)

| G | C | Am | G |

III: (prechorus)

| Am | Em | Am | Em |

IV: (bridge)

| C | C | D | D |



I 2X
II 2X
III 2X
I 2X
II 2X
III 2X
I 2X
IV 1X
I 2X
II 2X
I many X and fade






toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 2,2004 1:37am
i was thinking of that lesbian song when i saw the title of this thread too
lol



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 2,2004 2:00am
i went up to hoser's place one time and i never got the pink strips under his nose. this girl must be awesome.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Dec 2,2004 9:40am
Dear Diary:

She came to my band practice last night. She likes Hand Choke Neck. The guys in the band really were very nice to her and on their best behavior. After that, I took her home. She said that she really wanted to see me again, so I invited her to my house tonight so that I could make her dinner.

Here are my dinner plans:

Chicken A la Jake

Boneless chicken breast stuffed with thick sliced Proscuitto and Belgioso provolone, lightly seasoned with Rosemary in a Tangerine demi glace.

Basmati rice with Saffron.

Baby asparagus steamed and buttered.

Crusty Boulle

1 Bottle of any Daboeuf Beaujolais or a nice Chateau la Boutignane.


AND, we'll watch Full Metal Jacket or Dawn of the Dead or something.


Diary, I really like this girl. Please give me the strength not to turn into the complete asshole that I usually am.

Thanks Diary.....you're my best friend.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 9:56am
hahahahhaahhahahaa
fuckin emeril.



toggletoggle post by Woodsicus..to lazy to log in at Dec 2,2004 11:09am
Sounds good Hose..except for the tangerine demi



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Dec 2,2004 11:19am
ordering pizza would save alot of time for muff diving.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Dec 2,2004 2:55pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Emeril.....I'm Emeril and I have a cooking show that always ends in poon.

I'll call the show, "Cooking for Poon."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 4:07pm
BAM!



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 2,2004 6:32pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS HER NAME YOU ASS MONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 2,2004 7:13pm
I would tell you, but I really dont remember.
she is pretty cute tho.
good job hose babe, but remember, you are, and always will be mine.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Dec 3,2004 9:36am
her name is Bethanie.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 3,2004 6:16pm
cool, now let's see some photos of her



toggletoggle post by Dissector NLI at Dec 6,2004 3:07pm
I kissed a girl last night too ::high five::



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 6,2004 3:10pm
I didn't. :(

Any available young women that would like to change this, let me know. I like poetry, long walks on the beach and black on black crime.



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