1. he's too tall
2. he's german
3. he makes me look short
4. his family came from germany
5. he looks like lurch
6. god damn krauts...
7. yooooou raaaang?
8. his people killed the jews, who i dont really care that much about, but murder is wrong
9. he gets all da bitches
10. where's my poontang?!?!