01. Black Sabbath
02. Soundgarden
03. Led Zepplin
04. Neurosis
05. Slayer
06. Kyuss
07. Meshuggah
08. The Melvins
09. Metallica
10. Godflesh
11. Tool
12. Isis
13. Sleep
14. Dimmu Borgir
15. Mastodon
16. Motorhead
17. Swans
18. Slipknot
19. Nirvana
20. Napalm Death
21. Celtic Frost
22. Strapping Young Lad
23. Anthrax
24. The Stooges
25. At The Gates
26. Ministry
27. Morbid Angel
28. Voivod
29. Nine Inch Nails
30. Monster Magnet
31. Sepultera
32. Opeth
33. The Dillenger Escape Plan
34. Lamb Of God
35. Saint Vitus
36. Venom
37. Pantera
38. Blue Cheer
39. Killswitch Engage
40. Black Flag
41. Killing Joke
42. High On Fire
43. Shadows Fall
44. AC/DC
45. Obituary
46. Electric Wizard
47. Eyehategod
48. Death
49. Cathedral
50. Hatebreed

there's too much bullshit on this list for me to even begin to pick it apart

assuck said:

my sentiments exactly. i'm gonna go brutalize my ears with the utter heaviness of nirvana and slipknot and wonder why phil collins and michael bolton aren't on that list

soundgarden? nirvana? slipknot? tool?

eeeeeeewwww.

ummmmm i don't think they know what heavy is. but they have Obituary on the list so they must have some idea. i don't understand this list at all.

assuck said:

this list looks like 50 diffrent people put it together. it makes no sense, and assuck sums it up exactly

no candlebox? wtf?

That's some funny shit. At least they got a couple of good ones.

I didn't realize a lot of those bands were heavy.

I'm surprised Radiohead aren't on there.

I guess that proves it...Carcass crossed over for absolutely nothing.

I bet the guy(?) who voted Lamb of God was wearing girl pants.

Nah, this list doesn't prove anything except the ignorance of whoever compiled it.

I'm wearing girl pants.

Hmmm, and I also like Lamb Of God...

dreadkill said:

because michael bolton was number 51.

Revolver puts Neurosis before slayer. Faggots.

they forgot twiztid

i'm actually VERY shocked that Korn is not on this list

i hate music magazines

I always suspected Soundgarden was the 2nd heaviest band EVER.

Hopefully this list will cause the author of such to be on the business end of frequent gay-bashings. This just makes me nauseous.

that is the lamest thing ever... but they did mention killing joke.
that band makes any list better.
martin atkins all the way!
too bad they turned in to a horrible joke dance-band... that crap should have ended with "80's, I'm living in the 80s!" post punk at it's finest!@!

I'm just glad swans came before slipknot

swans live in manchester is a low-fi staple.

uhhh wouldnt you think they would mention type o? they are one of the heaviest bands ive ever heard.

i'm trying really hard not get started on this pathetic shit...

the_reverend said:

swans are the goat's nads

gayest list ever

If a list doesn't have Bathory and Venom in the 1 and 2 spot it just isn't a list.

Still I'm amazed by their restraint in not putting Nirvana at 1 as has been the case with EVERY FUCKING LIST SINCE KURT OFFED HIMSELF!

led zeppelin is way heavier then the other bands on that list.

BobNOMAAMRooney said:

What if it is a grocery list? Or a list called "top 10 bands that really fucking suck"? I don't think you'd want Bathory and Venom at the one and two spot on that list.

retzam said:

I would take it as an order to go out and buy Bathory and Venom albums instead of food. The second one, I have nothing clever to say.

I'm bumping this because I forgot how hilarious this list was, and because I never heard Bob's funny reply to my wiseass remark. I'm laughing at your reply right now Bob.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

soundgarden was robbed, they should be #1.

Hatebreed place at an honorable #50...

ha, i forgot about this gay list. that magazine is rubbish.

I didn't know you(rev) were a Martin Atkins fan. nice

BobNOMAAMRooney said:

In that case I'll have a Black Metal Angus Burger with Chariots of Fries, An Asa Bay Clam Salad on the side and a pint of Bloodlust Ale.

theres more aids on that list than summertime in p-town.

KeithMutiny said:

whats the best part about driving to P-Town ?







The sign that says " Entering Dennis "

haha

yea this really isn't worth picking apart. Black Sabbath as #1 is the first mistake

anonymous said:

amazing

Sound Garden?!!! over BLACK fucking FLAG?! Niggah PLEASE.....

This_Is_Heresy_nli said:


Me too..hahahahahahahahahaha....what dipshit writer came up with this list?

hoser said:


Although I'm sure that Hail_The_leaf will say something completely Liberal and retarded like, "Well guys, it depends on what your definition of heavy is, ya know, in your own opinion....blah, blah, blah....by the way...George Bush breaks laws lets impeach hime because of gas prices....blah, blah, blah......" and some other boring horse shit along those lines.

some queefface

Why are my balls not on the list?

insipidzombie said:

Black Sabbath is pretty much the heaviest band on that list. That's the problem.

Godflesh was mentioned, which is excellent, but they should definitely be higher. in terms of heaviness, they are cast iron.

and i definitely dont think The Melvins are heavier than Godflesh. call me crazy.

Abbath said:


at least my past self said something right for once

WHOA.

Hoser used the word "liberal" in a post.

Didn't see that coming.

That kicks ass that KYUSS are number 6...

holy shit, abbath come back from the dead.

What do you expect from Revolver? It's all for the money. I gaurantee that if half those bands weren't there, someone would write hate mail and shit and they'd lose money.

Most of the bands one the list are bullshit. Slipknot? Led Zepplin? AC/DC? On the same list as Napalm Death, Death, and Strapping Young Lad? it's just stupid the fact that they make it obvious they listen to some heavy bands, and decide to put some of that shit on the list anyway.

Fucking media.

fuck the media, ni99a

i could name 50 bands off the top of my head heavier than those bands. but i wont. because i really cant, i just want to be cool on the interw3b.

immortal13 said:

Well, it's tough, because, just as hoser said jokingly, heavy could mean so many things. I straight up don't agree with Slipknot or AC/DC, but Led Zeppelin had a really heavy drum sound, so maybe someone thought fit to put them on there. And Jimmy Page's guitar was pretty fucking distorted for the time period. It's so relative, and "heavy" is such a vague word that it's pretty much senseless to make such a list. Maybe "Heaviest Death Metal Bands" or "Heaviest Classic Rock Bands" would be more sensible lists, but still, if your doing, say, death metal, someone's gonna think heavy means how much distortion, someone's gonna think heavy means how low the guitars are tuned and how fast the double bass is, some people are gonna define it by how evil the riffs sound. It's just a matter that could go around in circles forever.