castledoomerown: Do u drink captain morgon rum??.
Zombie Rots: yes i do
castledoomerown: O do you drink 64 shots a day like my boss at work dause??.
Zombie Rots: no i dont
castledoomerown: He drank like 89 captain morgon rums at a concert before and he drove me home and I help him drive the stering wheel
Zombie Rots: lol
castledoomerown: And he also threw up on the floor at his store the next day and he forced me to clean it up or I will get fired
Zombie Rots: that sucks
castledoomerown: Yeah and he threw up orange shunks on the floor his purf was orange
Zombie Rots: nasty
castledoomerown: And he one day went to dunkin donuts across from his work and bought 45 bangles 54 scones 63 english muffins 76 choclat donuts 43 blue berry muffins 32 large coffees 43 small orange colitas and 39 strawberry colitas and the next day he barbed in my ear and I told him what do you say?. And he asked me what am I dopouse to say what am I daposed to say he took his pants off and hold my hand to the bathroom and foreced me to wipe his ass and if I did't he will fire me and also his poop color was dark grey
Zombie Rots: are you serious?
castledoomerown: Yeah I am serious


Dude....... I don't even know

wow......thats all i can get out is just WOW...

Yeah I'm just speachless.

hahahahah
castledoomerown is fucking insane

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha

that is the funniest god damn thing i've ever read in my life. i gotta start talking to this guy online

i gotta say, ive had conversations with this legend, and they have never been this amazing. although his guestbook posts are breathtaking.

i remember the first time i ever saw this kid:

A Cold Reality was playing in waltham like 2 years ago. and usually its the same draw of kids from the area. but like i see this random kid singin along,and i had been to every ACR show up to that point, and had never fucking seen the kid. i asked jimmy and justin (guitars and vocals) who he was, and they had no clue. i think i watched the video of that show, a good 2000 times just to see castledoomerown going fucking apeshit

HAHAHAHAHA his poop was grey.

BrutalHank said:

WHATS UP DEMON!? Crypt sucks!

OY MY GOD

I have all my conversations with him archived for safe-keeping.

like the good times roll, roll.

You're right Crypt does suck.

ya, that kids insane! retarded metal heads, I've met two in my life. CDO and some kid that looked like an anorexic king diamond a few years ago when i went to go see Broken Hope play in Providence

that kid was going crazy at a show we played with boe and acr back in january at all asia. it was hilarious. he told me he knew all the words to boe's songs.

yes!

you gotta speed castle doomer own up!

displays nice and fast for me

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, when we took pictures of that show, that kid was in the middle of all of them, people started thinking he was in the band

That is a fucking hilarious conversation!!
am i dapoused to? LOL

Some of the things he says just completely boggles my mind

bump for the memories

me: sandycuntlicks ice cream sundays is my favorite band ever
castle...: yeahhh!!! they're my favorite band too!
me: actually i think they suck
castle...: yeah i really dont like them too well

thats a generic conversation i've had with that kid maybe 50 times

castledoomerown: Tool is going ot play in tn nanananana I love fucking tool they fucking kick mother fucking ass!!!!. So I am looking farward of seeing tool my first time ever:-):-):-):-)

i just saw that and was thinking of posting it as well...

He told me he liked black metal....

And red metal, and green metal, and blue metal too.

Protract ErMan: was your boss at ace hardware in lexington cool?
Protract ErMan: ??
castledoomerown: Yeah he was cool
Protract ErMan: was he weird at all?
castledoomerown: Do u see my buddy icon??
castledoomerown: Yeah he was a weirdo diffally
Protract ErMan: what did he do that was weird?
castledoomerown: O forced me to give him money for drinks at the 9's
Protract ErMan: well i hope he likes dunkin donuts because ill probably give him a lot of bangels
castledoomerown: Yeah he ated allot of bangles
Protract ErMan: really? how many?
castledoomerown: He ate 45 english muffins 97 dunots and 98 large coffess and he forced me to wip his butt or I am fired
castledoomerown: And I had to clean up his butt
Protract ErMan: your a fucking liar
castledoomerown: Do u see my buddy icon??

his story checks out
oh and for the record, i saw his buddy icon

hahahahaha, oh man, this kid is fantastic

He strikes again!!

castledoomerown: Hi mike

Auto response from Zombie Rots: All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People
"Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People

castledoomerown: Yeah you guys allwayes need to tell me all about your shows in massachusetts and all that u do okay?
castledoomerown: Yeah whene I went to the labbb program mike I worked at privatehealth care I cleaned kitchens all day and whene I did I got my co-worker pooping in the trash can that is also I labbb student and he did't clean it up I did

Auto response from Zombie Rots: All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People
"Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People

castledoomerown: And also mike I am looking farward of being a father so I can wipe butts allday
castledoomerown: I enjoyed wipeing my boss's but this summer
castledoomerown: Late spring that is
castledoomerown: My old boss jim murphy worked 100 hours aweek so he can buy herauin and to buy drugs and hook people up with them my old boss bob cunningham hired him he had no hardware store experience
castledoomerown: He known nothing about hardware and known nothing about what he was doing
castledoomerown: He took care of his dogs and ctas and his mother never knowing whene to sleep or anything
castledoomerown: He is a stinking shitsue
castledoomerown: He starting with allot of money to start out with...

oh my gay god he is out of control. and god bless him too.

hmm, im trying to remember what he told me that was hilarious. I think it was when i reminded him of how he video taped Coffin Births 1st show and he was like "Man Black metal rules, I really love the devils music'

i was talking to him and i wished i saved the conversation

but i asked him to name some good grind.black metal bands down in tennesee, and one of the black metal bands he said was Horse's Spell.

So i'm gonna do a one man black metal project called Horses's Spell and call myself Equestrion. All songs will about horses.

KillerKadoogan said:

you makin fun of me?

cover Ghost Riders in the Sky by Johnny Cash.

haha and the theme from hey dude

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah, who the hell is this guy and how did he come about on here anyway??? if it's the person i'm thinking of, he was standing next to me at an agnostic front show in july. who knows

fucking hillarious.

He's back! And he instant messaged my girlfriend:

Zombie Rots: whatd he say?
x: he just said "hey your on my buddy list.. dissector is the shit"

He's got good taste

naleach82: Yeah and I really like it whene you play drums like a death meteler not a guy that plays drums in a moshing band that is

(thats his new screenname by the way)

oh my god...
in an email today -
Hey You all should play in my new home Bowling Green Kentucky 42103 you
all should play in a bar in Bowling Green Kentucky 42103 if u all have
the money to play and you all should get a tour bus driver first you
all should be 21 or over to be underground all the time!!. That is your
job is to go on tour I want to buy your t-shirt and hat online I am
going to buy them both and keep up the good work I have your demo still in
my bedroom I want to buy your full leugh alumb online by money order I
will give you a money order and stuff like that... You all should go on
tour in norway good dawmit and other black metal bars down there lol.
And please know that I am 22 in a half years of age my new e-mail
address is naleach82@jager.com and you all should play at a place like club
liquad a pub in Bowling Green Kentucky 42103 where I live is a bigger
club then club liquid in Leminter massachusetts this place is better
because the owner is open 7 nights aweek in all holidays and he is n!
ever closed his bar is open for customers 8PM-2AM at night he is a good
man he is a big guy and he has 31 workers at his huge pub in Bowling
Green Kentucky 42103 and you should play a gig and ask others about it
and you are my favrite band ever guys please keep in touch with me.. And
please send me snail mail at 1029 shive ln APT: R1 Bowling Green
Kentucky 42103 I am looking farward of seeing your band kick some ass!!!. U
need a record deal a underground and you guys need to go on world tour
after your college years and be a band forever and forallwayes.. My new
aim screen name is: naleach82 And I love to drink jager meister allot
and everything else of that good good stuff!!!!...... And I am a solo
black metal artist that dause immortal songs and everything I herd of
immortal by a artist name jojo in 1999 A e-mail list I joyed do you all
like rain fell within?. And please know that the owner has a bed area
backstage to sleep in that is!!. He has a mens area and a womans are!
a!!!. Please let me know about a world tour whene u all want !
to plan it and please please do donations at your shows whene you all
want to do it and everything!!!. And allwayes devil in the kictchen
rules!!. And in honesty I love tool sorry I missed with your heads!!!.
Stash is good at guitar he is awsome live with his good guitar and
everything!!!!. Lindsay curry is a babe I did't mean to say lindsay simon last
year online I meant lindsay Curry the hottest babe ever I know Lindsay
curry I don't know Lindsay simon She is a stanger to me.. But I know
Lindsay Curry!!. She is a babe I know of she is a babe she is a fan of
your music and she knows stash!!.. Football rules pete kimball dause good
job with football!! But I am better then him now!!. Well talk to you
all later I am going to im u all now and talk talk talk and keep me
posted with all of the events no matter if i am not in Massachusetts anymore
by the way I work at a auto parts store now in Bowling Green Kentucky
42103 well anwayes send me chain letters tell everybody in Lexing!
ton High School to im me anything and anytime too!!. And tell them to
e-mail me anything they want to e-mail me about... And tell everybody in
Lexington Massachusetts 02420 to send me chain letters on my e-mail
address on naleach82@jager.com well peace be with your awsome music please
let me know if you are going to play a show in Bowling Green Kentucky
42103 okay??. Nicholas Alexander Leach that lives in Bowling Green
Kentucky 42103 now I am no longer in Burlington Massachusetts 01803

someone should start a castle doomerown tribute band.

My head hurts...

naleach82: I think you need to play Bowling Green Kentucky 42103 really soon and please call me on my new phone number (1-270) 782-2451
naleach82: I am a good bowler
naleach82: I want to be a pro bowler really soon

I am glad that I read that

naleach82: Yeah Yeah Yeah
naleach82: Please call (1-270) 782-2451
naleach82: At anytime okay?
naleach82: U rule so much
naleach82: Budweiser
naleach82: Do you like budweiser lol
naleach82: lol
naleach82: lol
naleach82: lol
naleach82: lol
naleach82: lol
naleach82: Black metal rules
naleach82: I like immortal better then another other black metal band
naleach82: And everything
naleach82: And everything
naleach82: U rule
naleach82: Please send me free shit at anytime
naleach82: 1029 shive ln Apt: R1 Bowling Green Kentucky 42103
naleach82: That is my home address and everything!!!!

soldierofdeth: hahaha, yeah I do rememebr that guy, everyone used to call him Spedelhead

"I like immortal better then another other black metal band"

HAHA oh man, I think I pissed a little.

Anton Immortal

naleach82: Hi I want a free t-shirt of your band devil in the kictchen
twine25: give praise and inhale the corruption
naleach82: I hope you all are still together
naleach82: I will fucking inhale it fucking all
naleach82: mother fucker
naleach82: fuck
naleach82: fuck
naleach82: fuck
naleach82: That is a name of one of my songs I hope you all are going to be together forever and for allwayes
naleach82: I like country music
naleach82: I am a country music lover I am loving it in Bowling Green Kentucky 42103
naleach82: I love burger king so much
naleach82: To work at
naleach82: Allot of chicks make out there on there first dates of the age of 12 years old
naleach82: I work 8 hours aweek now
naleach82: I work 10 hours aweek
naleach82: Because of me being special needs and I lvoe to work at a face food place
naleach82: We are going to be in business forever and for allwayes
naleach82: burger king is a big copany going to be in business forever
naleach82: together
naleach82: pull
naleach82: I had that at swimming whene I was a swimmer
naleach82: I am going to play football on the special olpics
naleach82: I love beacon chedder ranges all the time

naleach82: A costumer today bought 89 jr whoppers, 56 double whoppers. 45 beacon chedeer ranges, 120 angus orignal burgers, 129 cokeacolas super size, 789 dr peppers, and 90 fanta orange drinks and also 99 fish burgers and the costomer told us he ate it in 5 minutes and forced us to clean his house because he shited all over the place
naleach82: Is't it like something I told you last year about my old boss bob cunningham at the hardware store?

789 dr. peppers hahaha

I love range dressing.

hahahaha.

face food place!!!

I hope this kid lives forever.

He jsut IMed a friend that I had in my profile

naleach82: I am going to stalk an im you foreer

My friend is convinced it's me just playing a joke on him. He refuses to believe that this is a real person.

Oh, you Castledoomerown!

naleach82: Hey whats up with you?
naleach82: This is your fan nicholas iming u
naleach82: I used to live all of my life in Burlington Massachusetts 01803 but not anymore
naleach82: Chris your drummer happens to be a good friend of my brother's
naleach82: Yeah so I hope you all in dreaded silence are going to play a gig in Bowling green kentucky that is
naleach82: Please let me know whene u are playing a gig somewhere in Bowling Green Kentucky k?
naleach82: allot of people around here in bowling green kentucky likes dreaded silence and all of that cool cool stuff
naleach82: I like your band allot
naleach82: your cool awsome band
naleach82: Yeah I am loving it in Bowling Green Kentucky
naleach82: My wallpaper is the show I went to at the all asia club and also it was the same day I saw your kick-ass band
naleach82: Killer fucking awsome dreaded silence that is
naleach82: I am a awsome worker at burger king in Bowling Green Kentucky that is

that's fuckin awesome. bowling green kentucky is the new hotbed for metal.

naleach82: Hi man I am a devil fan and the word 666
naleach82: out loud hahahahahahahahahahaha

Hey im on it biotch

MSD: put this back up
http://www.baneofexistence.com/astronaut_bread/castledoomerown.gif

holy gay ass spam bot, yeah!
220.123.163.180

i hate bots, but this one bumped one of my favorite threads

well sorry... I blocked the ip!

anyone ever read The Stand? he reminds me of the character Tom Cullens. M-O-O-N that spells Castledoomerown.

he left me this last night:

castledoomerown (AIM)
10:02
Hey ken long time no talk I am fucking on the ladies and shiting all over them and there eating shit all over my apartment in Maple Shade New Jersey 08052 and my apartment is my apartment forever and ever amen and everything kewl kewl else and my apartment is mine hahaha yeah and I am going to see good bands and I am seeing a good concert and I want to live forever in Mapel Shade New Jersey 08052 becuase itg is the suburb of philadelphia pa and everything else

i deal with the booze sales at the Maple Shade BJ's. i wonder if he gets his booze from there. weird.

Yeti said:

hahahahahaha

this dude told me once that he was gonna piledrive a girl at a dysentery show. i never saw him there :(

i can't find it

castledoomerown is my new friend and we hung out a few weeks ago

I am going to spend my time tommorow after church on my own computer and everything kewl kewl else. Will take care makew sure the awsome awsome stuff goes on and make sure the lord is good with me. ANd I really want you all to know I am doing something for world aids day and everything of that kind of stuff and I am going to eat at red lopster's tonight with my parents and everything kewl kewl else. And doing well with food I need my glass's to see and everything else and not geting them ruined and everything of that kind of shit. I have boston red sox on. And make sure I get lots of good stuff for chrismas for you all know how old I am that is. And kewl things like that one. I love my pants and I will buy cheap pants because I am por and I pay to live in my apartment in new jersey. Maple Shade NJ 08052 and living with a guy as a roomie and I will never get a girlfriend because I am to young and everything else. I think and living with a awsome man only a guy that is lonely and will like to live with me in the apartment conplex I live in in Maple Shade NJ 08052 that is. the state of new jersey rules. pa all over the land pa the big state rules. ohio is alright but new jersey is much better sence it is by the new england area that is. And living new jersey that is. And no easy chicks there. I need to talk to people online and people commenting on my page that is. I love men better and I need to be in a hood with good jam hits of the year almost over 2006. And 2007 jam hits r&b and rap lots of rap and everything else. I love men better I am into the way men looks and everything else. never geting a woman because of the way theuy are and everything of that kind of stuff. I am saying lol to my boy alex in the awsome nice smell good neighborhood in philadelphia pa that is. hot hot hot hot men are awsome. I am never going to be a father at all!. Will guys are much better and I will die at age 101 I hope as a kewl kewl awsome bi sexual man and everything else. And things going on good and my parents I am going to live with as well of that one. I am never going to have girls after me them girls are nutty. But I will awsome awsome awsome go good and everything else with mandarr she is a kewl kewl awsome ladie as a good friend from myspace I met her at and I will write a blog about mandarr that is

dankill82 (3:23:20 PM): IS THIS MR.CASTLEDOOMEROWN FROM BURLINGTON, MASS?castledoomerown (3:30:05 PM): Yeah but I live in Maple Shade NJ 08052


Auto Response from dankill82 (3:30:05 PM): dickin around.........leave one



castledoomerown (3:30:38 PM): Now
castledoomerown (3:30:39 PM): dude
castledoomerown (3:30:42 PM): :-D
castledoomerown (3:30:47 PM): I am still doing music now
castledoomerown (3:30:55 PM): I am living forever in Maple Shade NJ 08052dankill82 (3:49:05 PM): Iheard you were in Tennessecastledoomerown went idle at 4:03:17 PM.castledoomerown (5:28:50 PM): Yeah I was dude


Auto Response from dankill82 (5:28:49 PM): dickin around.........leave one



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castledoomerown (5:28:55 PM): awsome awsomew dan ever
castledoomerown (5:28:58 PM): dan the killer
castledoomerown (5:29:01 PM): the rapiset
castledoomerown (5:29:08 PM): of hot hot hot hot virgin mary's
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castledoomerown (5:29:11 PM): lol
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castledoomerown (5:29:13 PM): lol
castledoomerown (5:29:14 PM): z
castledoomerown (5:29:17 PM): kewl kewl man
castledoomerown (5:29:28 PM): I live forever in new jersey by myself and be devil praised forever
castledoomerown (5:29:31 PM): and eat cock flesh
castledoomerown (5:29:35 PM): cock flesh si so good
castledoomerown (5:29:38 PM): and the cock is good
castledoomerown (5:29:43 PM): I worship the cock
castledoomerown (5:29:44 PM): now
castledoomerown (5:29:49 PM): because I worship satan
castledoomerown (5:29:51 PM): god
castledoomerown (5:29:52 PM): and
castledoomerown (5:29:53 PM): jesus
castledoomerown (5:30:09 PM): And make sure you know I can have sex with this hot hot chick name mandy that is homeless
castledoomerown (5:30:17 PM): she lives in the awsome awsome fucking woods
castledoomerown (5:30:22 PM): And cut-ass is biting my dick
castledoomerown (5:30:24 PM): right now
castledoomerown (5:30:28 PM): And drinking my cum
castledoomerown (5:30:34 PM): And I am never going to get married
castledoomerown (5:30:37 PM): saids the devi
castledoomerown (5:30:37 PM): l
castledoomerown (5:30:39 PM): devil

i love when he talks about cut-ass

Psycoma129: in what year did the devil become cut-ass
Castledoomerown: in 2003
Psycoma129: in 2003, thats when the devil cut off his own ass?
Castledoomerown: yes and in the summer 2013 he may become known as the jason reaper that is.

What a kook.

he never told me about the jason reaper part before, but when he first mentioned cut ass to me, he said the devil cut his own ass off in november of 2003. when i asked him if cut-ass had a big cock, he told me the devil cut own cock off in 2004.

His heart belongs to Anthony now, Ken.

i forgot to ask whether or not he is known as cut cock now

RichHorror said:

:(

I blame it on your being fat and shitty-looking.

he has a boyfriend now. i wonder if it's anthony.

Subject Yeah I am offically going out with a man
Body: And stuff like that one. And making sure I just chill chill wiht my boyfriend. I am a man lover. I am into men better I am a man lover that is. ANd I will give him a present like a wawa gift. We are in a relationship and my profile will say that. soon I want to hang with him after I am done. I am bi sexual really want everyone to know I am and I am going to bed at 9pm because or maybe a little bit later to have allot of sleep and everything of that kind of stuff stuff like that one. I am a tired man and everything else. ANd hanging with him and chill in his home and I really am not worth allot of money and everything else. want to work work and everything of that kind of stuff that is!.

I am living forever in Bellevue tennessee 37221 forever and no more moves told my dad I am not moving anymore.

www.myyearbook.com/castledoomerown I want 90,000 friends on there that is.