i'm in a band with this kid matt and mike read (ex fallen short/earth died screaming). we're a mix of thrashy powerviolence, thrash metal, and black metal. help us come up with a name. thank you.

hahahaaaa hang on

XonyourparentsbedX

hah. this is gonna be funny.

we're a mix of thrashy powerviolence, thrash metal, and black metal


I can't even begin to picture what that shit sounds like but here goes....




Fistulaic
Swingarm
Penis-Shaped Death Bed
Abuterus
Twatscream
Cocknagorem
Asstroll
Fuckulus
Scrotalisment
Mormon's Blood
Severe Vaginal Flagellation
The Unreadable Logo Band
Take Up the Tuba
We Are Absolutely Horrible.

Hooker said:

use that name before i do!!!hahahaah

uterus biter
slamhammer
triumphintelligence

Captain Slow And The Slowpokes
Assmaster
Penis Envy
Pulsating Genital Warts
Captain Cock And The Cockmasters
Rectal Fornication
Grandmas Roast Beef Curtains
Pink Sock
Vaganal
Yeast Infection
Cumblaster
Sex With A Cheesegrater
Ballsack
Black People
Dark Penis


ill think of some more by the end of the day

christraper said:

i think this is the best one. ill vote for that.

diamond king

yea dude! Fate of The Mercyful

Chilly Willy & The Funky Fros-Tones.

christraper said:


where the hell did you find that MF patch on your jacket????

i hope its not from a DBTO t-shirt!

Fuck Face Horror Show

My_Dying_Bride said:

Its not a patch, i got it airbrushed. Were you the guy with the King shirt on at the Safari?

how bout "you ain't in a band"

you're first single: "yes I am!"

Whos DBTO?

Slayer

Ok seriosly look at books about ancient mythology and you'll find cool names. Try Sumarian stuff.

christraper said:


that would be me

christraper said:


dont break the oath

plain and simple: nipples

you should just name yourselves metallica and when you play different places a bunch of people will show up to see you guys and get pissed because you arent really metallica

and accustom yourself to the sight of lars ulrich suing your ass.

HUMUNGOUS HUMUNCULUS

i was going to use that for a grind project, but never got around to it.

for those of you who do not know what the word "humunculus" means, here is a brief definition:

an overgrown baby; the baby jesus was often portrayed larger than normal babies in paintings way back in the dizzay, and he was referred to as a humunculus.

so a humungous humunculus would be the biggest fucking toddler in the goddamn world.

barbitchuit

YEAST INFECTION is already a band by ex-members of DISMEMBERED FETUS.

dead upon the crank

manbat of impaling death

smuffomacation

I was in Dead Baby Sandwich in fla.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

LOL yeast infection.......im dyin LOL

unholy trinity is what we decided upon. anyone else with the name will simply be murdered. thank you, and come see us on the 7th with alawalalalalala, the hound, and tides. bcca, 7pm, yadda yadda.

i got one....



im gay for phil anselmos lovin'



or


your band on myspace sucks donkey dick....


but i think im usung the later of the 2 for my next one

Mastamindz-Deuce Deuce

Ketih - both those band names sound like titles of "TWODICKSINTHETARTARSAUCE" songs

they're both mutiny songs.... its just too bad i have no band to play them

"How 'bout The Christpunchiz?"

i got another one...


hahdcoahs gay

human bone death machine said:

there was a beavis and butt head episode where they did something like that. they wanted to start a band, and booked themselves a show under the name "metallica" then got mad at each other and didn't show up to play, and the club owner got his ass kicked by angry metallica fans.

spongewhore sementeeth

malettey said:

that was a classic episode.

1.Your Moms Vaginal Vomit
2.Aborted Fetus=The Breakfast Cereal Of Champions
3.Spooning With Well Oiled Midgets
4.The Beatels 2
5.Jesus's kung-fu posse

oscar

that girl with the frozen hot dog

AGANIHMSHOULDSTILLBETOGETHER

AGANIHMNEVERHSOULDHAVEDISBANDED

GETBACKTOGETHERANIHM