Me (12:51:11 AM): wait so he will or won't mind if we meet up at some point to hang out for a bit?
Me (12:51:23 AM): cause i mean, I can fight him
Me (12:52:41 AM): there's no harm in meeting to get food at one of the vegan chinese food places in Chinatown, is there?
Me (12:52:50 AM): I mean it doesn't mean your cheating or anything
Me (12:53:02 AM): it's eating food with someone that had your muff in their mouth once, but that's pretty much it
Me (12:53:12 AM): pardon my phrasing, I'm cabin feverish
Someone Else (12:53:12 AM): probably not
Someone Else (12:53:32 AM): i mena i am gonna be hanging out with all my guy friends that live there anyway
Me (12:54:19 AM): exactly
Me (12:54:23 AM): so one more couldn't hurt
Someone Else (12:54:24 AM): well, not like we are gonna make out or anything
Someone Else (12:54:37 AM): just hang
Me (12:54:40 AM): right, and at no point will anyone put any hands in any orifices or any kind of phallic objects in any holes
Me (12:54:43 AM): exactly
Me (12:54:50 AM): and everyone will keep their clothes on
Someone Else (12:55:05 AM): yep
Me (12:55:11 AM): and at no point will any mouths go on anything even close to being called "genitals"
Me (12:55:15 AM): right? right.
Someone Else (12:55:21 AM): right
Me (12:55:28 AM): the only thing going in MY mouth will be vegetarian food
Me (12:55:38 AM): and that is NOT against the rules
Me (12:55:45 AM):
Me (12:56:01 AM): in fact, the only thing going on my lap will be my napkin
Me (12:56:06 AM): so I don't drop food on my pants
Me (12:56:09 AM): which I will be wearing
Me (12:56:11 AM): :-)
Me (12:56:27 AM): he could even watch
Me (12:56:30 AM): me eat food
Me (12:56:34 AM): and do nothing scandalous
Me (12:56:43 AM): like I would never massage your chest with oil
Me (12:56:47 AM): cause that would be wrong
Me (12:56:53 AM): I will only massage noodles onto a fork
