Don't rule out that a number of the guys you're trading punches with in the pit are actually checking out how ripped and buff YOU are, man! And hey, take it as a fucking compliment that, while we're not necessarily gonna suck your dick for ya (unless you're up for it), we can still appreciate a fine piece of strong, committed, muscularized metaldude, bro!!
What 2Fisted does
Fuckmetal!: Deathmetal with bodymod'ed queer guys fucking each other!!! ON STAGE!!!
LOVE:
Kataklysm / Atreyu / SFU / Krisiun / Machine Head / Soulfly / Nile / Cryptopsy / CANNIBAL CORPSE!! / MORBID ANGEL!!! / Hate Eternal / Bleeding Through (Brandan is fucking HOT!) / Devildriver / Vile / Incantation / Watch Them Die / any metal-deathmetal band with hot, heavily pierced and inked, shirtless dudes onstage!!