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: post by Brody Barkington at 2018-12-19 09:24:08
Former grafitti racist Ray Hannah has turned the tables in a surprising twist of belief. He has found his lord and savior Jesus Christ. His former band, Inverticrux, will be changing their name to something which is more along the lines of his newfound belief.
"Yeah this is me. This is me. I'm proud of who I am as an Anglo Saxon American. Just because Jesus was a Jew from the desert doesn't mean that he was a bad guy," says Hannah, 47. "I mean, let's face it, I'm a white guy who worships a brown guy, so that doesn't mean I'm racist any more. If you think otherwise, then you are a fool. I'm grateful that my friend Mr. Phinney has showed me the light on this matter. If it weren't for Jesus blocking the bullet from entering my brain, I wouldn't be here today. Oh and did I mention Jesus had blue eyes and blonde hair?"
Hannah has exclaimed that he is actively seeking like minded metal heads for a Christian black metal band of sorts.
"Hey listen, I only joined Graveside Service because they had a pope in the band. Now there is no pope..but an actual Christian Saxson man. George can still suck a good dick, though. And Ron? He's one of the smartest wops I've ever been around. Praise be to our Lord."
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