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:	post by MillenialKingdom at 2011-05-09 16:56:47

HA! This made me really laugh.

"Wow, another 1,000 followers overnight! Whoever is pimpin’ my blog, thanks for generating so much interest!

Now, for those of you just tuning in, here are a few things that I’m seeing a lot of in my inbox:

1. I am not going to post a picture of my face/tits/whatever. That is not the purpose of this blog.

2. I don’t post videos.

3. I do not show my hands for identifying reasons, so please stop requesting “fingers” or “fist”

4. I do not own an iPhone or a blackberry so stop requesting those, too.

5. A lot of you seem to be requesting ridiculously large objects. What makes you think my vagina is large and gaping enough to fit things like eggplants and shoes? Here’s a guideline… the largest thing I can fit in there would be about the size of a 12oz beer bottle.

6. Ladies who are wondering… all I do is shave. I use a Venus razor, no shaving cream or lotion or anything… just water. Never wax or whatever. Nothing special. Practice makes perfect I guess. There’s not much more I can say on the matter…

Thanks everyone for your lovely comments and creative requests. More pictures to come soon, probably in a couple weeks when finals are over. Hang tight!"

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