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: post by succubus at 2004-04-05 19:27:06
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> > The following in an excerpt from a children's
> book, "Captain
> Underpants And
> > the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dav
> Pilkey. The evil
> > Professor forces everyone to assume new
> names......
> >
> > Use the third letter of your first name to
> determine your new first
> name:
> > a = poopsie b = lumpy
> > c = buttercup d = gadget
> > e = crusty f = greasy
> > g = fluffy h = cheeseball
> > i = chim-chim j = stinky
> > k = flunky l = boobie
> > m = pinky n = zippy
> > o = goober p = doofus
> > q = slimy r = loopy
> > s = snotty t = tootie
> > u = dorkey v = squeezit
> > w = oprah x = skipper
> > y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
> >
> > Use the second letter of your last name to
> determine the first half
> of your
> > new last name:
> > a = apple b = toilet
> > c = giggle d = burger
> > e = girdle f = barf
> > g = lizard h = waffle
> > i = cootie j = monkey
> > k = potty l = liver
> > m = banana n = rhino
> > o = bubble p = hamster
> > q = toad r = gizzard
> > s = pizza t = gerbil
> > u = chicken v = pickle
> > w = chuckle x = tofu
> > y = gorilla z = stinker
> >
> > Use the fourth letter of your last name to
> determine the second half
> of your
> > new last name:
> > a = head b = mouth
> > c = face d = nose
> > e = tush f = breath
> > g = pants h = shorts
> > i = lips j = honker
> > k = butt l = brain
> > m = tushie n = chunks
> > o = hiney p = biscuits
> > q = toes r = buns
> > s = fanny t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles v = kisser
> > w = squirt x = humperdinck
> > y = brains z = juice
> >
> > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
> Goober Chickenshorts.
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