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:	post by aaron_michael at 2012-02-20 10:01:35

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Just got this in the mail. Holy holy holy shit.

This bottle has lasted me quite a while with many stews, chilis, soups, sauces in it's wake.

Bump for pranks.
My old roommates were in a decently popular metal-core band and frequently brought home touring bands to crash for the night.
It was never an issue. Most of these kids were polite and picked up after themselves. Thusly, no problemo.

Then they brought home THIS band,

Schmucks from California. Rock star egos and big mouths. They left messes and clearly didn't give a shit they were being housed for 3 days since their shows fell through.
During the first night, my roomies realized what a mistake they made to let these n-word f-word kids into our house.
They wrote on walls, broke glasses, put ciggarettes out on the couches, and were overall awful to the other people living in the house. Finallty, the band demanded we buy them pizza. They claimed their label guaranteed them pizza.
We bought them pizza. Then they told us they had no money for said pizza and they couldn't get in contact with their label to reimburse us for several large pizzas.
While they all went out to smoke, my roommates took the Insanity Sauce and poured it under EVERY topping that would mask a good sized glob.
They all come back in and begin wolfing down their well earned/deserved/guaranteed pizza.
The next hour will become one of the funniest of my life as these red-faced dickheads scrambled for the bathrooms and the kitchen sinks. Puking, coughing, sneezing, choking. Cleaning up the mess was worth it.
We continued to throw full beers at them and make the rest of their nights miserable.

They decided to find an alternative place to stay for the next two nights.

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