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: post by AfterWorldObliteration at 2009-01-28 20:50:47
I’m a member of the mile-high club solo-aviator division
Stroking the salami, choking the chicken.
Waxing the brass candlestick and pounding the old pud
Spanking the monkey, I do it with baked goods.
I’ve got a date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
Arm-wrestling the purple-headed stormtrooper
Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget
Charming the one-eyed trouser snake

Daily, I commit mass spermicide
Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile
Doin' a loner with your boner
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
I got a problem, I'm chronic but not with weed,
Daily masturbation is the only thing I need,
My dick is covered in calluses, my wang is tough.
Because fappin only once a day isn’t enough

Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten
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