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:	post by Dave_Maggot at 2008-12-11 13:32:25

so i'm in the kitchen, making a delicious omelet, and i usually never use salt. but i figured i'd use a dash today. so i pick up the salt shaker, and BAM! the fucking lid falls off. i'm standing there, just staring at Mt. salt, on top of what used to be my delicious omelet. thinking, "i live at my mom's now, who would do such a thing?" so i take the pan over to the sink, dump whatever i can get of the salt off the eggs. cuz fuck that. why waste the eggs? ya know. i pour some water on them. finish cooking, and i'm good to go. they tasted horrible. but fuck wasting food. fuck the world.

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