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: post by aaron_michael at 2010-03-31 17:36:02
this was an e-mail sent to me from a friend who's teaching 7-year-olds in Korea cool things that the kids i teach have done lately:

-called me all of the following: osama bin laden's mother baby gorilla african (a real insult here), dinosaur ears (?), osama bin laden's girlfriend, giant baby

-told me that i eat all of the following: osama bin laden's dung my own dung voldemort's dung (they don't know the word "crap" or anything)

-mashed a brown crayon on the floor and called it "dung" -made me a card that said "teacher, i'm harry. today is lost day, and i'm lost day too. love, harry."

-when asked to draw a picture of our school they instead drew: a thousand monsters a huge fire a picture of the american flag and the japanese flags on fire that said "japan american fuck die" a picture of me with horns

-asked me how old i was and believed me when i said i was 56 and i had been married five times and i eat children

-believed that my name was really jason

-and the number one thing they did this week was one boy who made a valentine card. on the front was a big pink heart. you opened it up and there was a huge picture of a middle finger and a caption reading "FUCK YOU!"

this is lulz
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