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:	post by RichHorror at 2006-11-21 18:42:24

Ross Sewage posted this today, pretty funny--

10 things Michael "Kramer" Richards could have said and owned the moment instead of becoming a pariah:

10. I don't come to your work and slap the glass dick out of your mouth.

9. Do you interrupt your mother like this when she's on stage stripping?

8. Why do you keep opening your mouths? Hoping someone comes along with a dick for you?

7. I'm not funny? Maybe I used all my funny while laughing on the way to the bank to cash another Seinfeld check.

6. I guess someone forgot to hire the clown to sweep me offstage.

(after repeating the "N" word four times)

5. I guess you guys only think racism is funny if it refers to how a white guy dances, huh?

4. Hey, at least I'm not calling out the Jews... I'd never work in Hollywood again!

3. Sorry about that... how about I make some towel head or midget or retard jokes since they aren't here.

2. I'm not really a racist... I just thought those guys would understand me better if I spoke in "asshole"

and finally, the thing he should've said most:

1. You get to drink from the FIREHOSE!! (whips out dick, pisses on front row of audience)

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