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:	post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at 2006-10-13 21:15:58

I was late for class today thanks to the lottery.

Old Lady: I'd like tah cash deze scratch tickits ( digs around in her bag for a minute or two and then hands the guy four or five of the $10 tickets)

Clerk:Ok, do you want the $20 or are you going to buy something.

Old Lady: Oh gawd, let's see (scans the scratch tickets) hmmmm...what's the chance of hittin on numbah #12?

Clerk: I don't know.

Old Lady: I don't think there's a good payout cuz it's only a five dollah ticket. Ahhhhhhh, give me one numbah one and one numbah two.

Clerk: A one and two? (as he's reaching for the two $10 tickets)

Old Lady: Make sure you grab me a numbah one and two!

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