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:	post by xmikex at 2006-07-10 10:17:56

In my experiences though I've generally (but with plenty of exceptions) found 3 distinct reactions to straightedge from girls:

The Mouthy Straightedge Girl: Hey look it's XPhyllisX. She's totally straightedge and will never let you forget it. The X key on her keyboard is worn down to nothing. She'll toss someone a frowny face for smoking in public. She'll get $1,000 worth of obnoxious tattoos. She'll try to convert her friends to straightedge. The icing on the cake is (you guessed it) she found out about Youth of Today last week, downloaded "Firestorm" on her Ipod, and will be passed out drunk on her 22nd birthday.

The "I just don't get it" girl: She's barely 21 and just "doesn't get" why you don't want to drink. "I don't get it... I mean you don't ever even FEEL like drinking? Not ever?? What about vodka?.... peppermint shnops?... martinis?... cocktails?... skrewdrivers??.... not even a Coors Light?" She's totally astonished by it, and at the same time resents you for it because she thinks you're judging her. She'll get totally fall down shitfaced drunk in front of you and then get mad at you for being the only sober kid in the room. She won't say anything to your face but she's way too much of a bigmouth to keep anything to herself, and way too drunk to be slick about it.

The "Oh...Good for you" Girl: This is the girl that doesn't really get it but thinks it sounds like something she SHOULD respect. She probably confuses it with some kind of a church thing and thinks she's obligated to tell you how super it is that you don't drink. She'll tell you that she "wishes she could do that" and that you should totally "be proud of yourself" for being such a good person. Both of which are absurd because A. neither one of you give a shit what she does with her life B. being straightedge alone will never in a billion years make you a good person. C. She can't wait to get drunk and railed by the lacrosse team and you both know it.

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