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New site? Maybe some day. Username: SPAM Filter: re-type this (values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F) Message: UBB enabled. HTML disabled Spam Filtering enabledIcons: (click image to insert) Show All - pop Select Color orange orange-red crimson red firebrick dark red green limegreen teal silver sea-green deeppink tomato coral purple indigo burlywood sandy brown sienna chocolate FONTXXSmallXSmallSmallMediumLargeXLXXL :DG: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Char† ‡ ‰ ♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ ‾ ← ↑ → ↓ ™ – —   ¡ ¢ £ ¤ ¥ ¦ § ¨ © ª « ¬ ­ ® ¯ ° ± ² ³ ´ µ ¶ · ¸ ¹ º » ¼ ½ ¾ ¿ À Á Â Ã Ä Å Æ Ç È É Ê Ë Ì Í Î Ï Ð Ñ Ò Ó Ô Õ Ö × Ø Ù Ú Û Ü Ý Þ ß à á â ã ä å æ ç è é ê ë ì í î ï ð ñ ò ó ô õ ö ÷ ø ù ú û ü ý þ ÿ b i u  add: url  image  video(?) : post by HailTheLeaf at 2006-04-12 14:21:57 So I've got my resume' up on Craig's List, trying to find employment as a veterinary technician, and I get this e-mail... <Before you delete this email, I want you to know that this is not spam or a mass email. I read your resume on craigslist.com and you may meet the prequalifications to become a member of the United States Army. The thing that caught my interest in your resume was your experience as a veterinary technician/assistant. The Army is the only military service that offers work in the fiels as a veterinary technician. The unique benefits of this job are guaranteed training and work in a veterinary clinic on any US military installation in the world. Due to your prior experience you may even be qualified to enter the military at accelarated rank. I work as an Army recruiter in Warwick, Rhode Island and I'm always on the lookout for talented individuals to become a part of and to take advantage of the unique opportunities available in today's Army. Among other things that may interest you are: Free Housing Free Medical and Dental Care Full Retirement Benefits within 20 years Up to $40,000 Enlistment Bonus Up to $71,000 for College Travel Excitement Rigorous Physical Training Technical Training that can provide you with experience that carries over to the Civilian Sector Take the first step to find out about some of the oppotunties by calling me at the recruiting office at the numbers listed below. I look forward to hearing from you and wish you luck in your job search> WTF? I'd love to reply to this asshole, but the only things I'd have to say to him would probably result in the FBI at my door...

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