ArrowHead nli said:

Josh_Martin said:

ArrowHead nli said:

Actually, the only way cocaine (or crack) will show up on a pee test is if you were fucking a big pile of coke right before taking the test. This is why I personally wash my dick whenever I have to pee in a cup.

That is 100% wrong. You can ask my old probation officer about that. Trust me, you are totally wrong.

Unfortunately for your probation officer, I'm right. Heroine will test as an opiate, which is not screened on piss tests due to the number of legal food and drink that will yield the same results. Coke won't show at all, unless you're using frequently and in large enough amounts that it's not all taken into your bloodstream. This is RARE. Your probation officer lied to you, sorry.

With probation, testing positive for ANY opiate is another story, since it violates terms. Therefore, no poppy bagels and tea for you!

Nowhere in the link you provided does it say that coke won't show up unless you are using frequently. It says it takes 3-5 days for it to completely leave your bloodstream. That is correct. I've been through this shit a million times man., Trust me. Its a lot easier than you think. I flunked a test after doing a small amount of coke the night before. I must've not done the water thing right 'cause it worked every other time.
And they absolutely DO test for opiates. They can even tell whether you used heroin or just a lesser form of opiate.

I don't know where you are getting your info but its not accurate.