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Josh_Martin
at 2005-09-09 15:11:42
When I was 9 I got hit by a car while on my bicycle. It happened right in front of my house. My mother called an ambulance and they took me to the hospital and x-rayed my head like 50,000 times. Everything seemed fine so they released me. They never once thought to check the rest of my body.
Two weeks later, my parents are on vacation in Europe so they stick me and my little brother with the grandparents. One day, while I was taking a shit, my knee popped out of place. It hurt like a motherfucker. Easily the worst pain I'd ever experienced up to that time.
So, I'm on the toilet, pants around my ankles, toilet full of shit, and in extreme agony. I'm too embarrased to yell for help though. Somehow, I manage to wipe my ass, pull my pants up, flush, and crawl out of the bathroom.
My grandfather was a first generation immigrant and not too wise in the ways of american doctors. He took me to this complete idiot who said "just put a heating pad on it". It seemed to work though. until my knee popped out again a week later.
By now my parents are back and they took me to a real doctor who immediately put me on crutches. Long story short, the impact of the accident ripped the cartilidge (spelling?) in my knee and it was just floating around all over the place. It required major surgery to fix. The doctor who performed the surgery is now the team doctor for the NY Giants.
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