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: post by Josh_Martin at 2005-09-09 11:59:48
When I was 17 I crashed my tiny Honda Civic head-on into a van. Long story, had nothing to do with drugs or alcohol.
I dislocated my hip. Remember that scene in Lethal Weapon when Mel Gibson escapes from a straitjacket by disclocating his shoulder? Someone says "doesn't that really hurt?" and Mel says "Yes, but not nearly as much as when I pop it back into place".
Well, that's totally true. Except it was my hip, not my shoulder, so it hurt 1000x more. Before the doctors popped my hip back into place they shot me up with morphine. My friend said he could still hear me screaming from the next room.
I had to spend two weeks in traction and most of that Summer on crutches.


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