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New site? Maybe some day. Username: SPAM Filter: re-type this (values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F) Message: UBB enabled. HTML disabled Spam Filtering enabledIcons: (click image to insert) Show All - pop Select Color orange orange-red crimson red firebrick dark red green limegreen teal silver sea-green deeppink tomato coral purple indigo burlywood sandy brown sienna chocolate FONTXXSmallXSmallSmallMediumLargeXLXXL :DG: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Char† ‡ ‰ ♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ ‾ ← ↑ → ↓ ™ – —   ¡ ¢ £ ¤ ¥ ¦ § ¨ © ª « ¬ ­ ® ¯ ° ± ² ³ ´ µ ¶ · ¸ ¹ º » ¼ ½ ¾ ¿ À Á Â Ã Ä Å Æ Ç È É Ê Ë Ì Í Î Ï Ð Ñ Ò Ó Ô Õ Ö × Ø Ù Ú Û Ü Ý Þ ß à á â ã ä å æ ç è é ê ë ì í î ï ð ñ ò ó ô õ ö ÷ ø ù ú û ü ý þ ÿ b i u  add: url  image  video(?) : post by norwellbob at 2005-05-11 16:43:15 I already had mine, don't be a bunch of pussies. Here's the rundown. They do one side at a time. First they shoot you up with a local anesthetic. That hurts... kind of a lot. It feels like a bad bee sting, and then the pressure as they pump the shit into you. Then they stab you with the scalpel, and you let them know that it really really *really* fucking hurts because they didn't give you enough anesthetic. Then they shoot you up again and it hurts again. Next, they finally cut you open, just a little incision, and you don't feel that too much. Then you feel them pulling, tugging... doesn't hurt, but it's strangely uncomfortable. You here a little hissing as they cauterize your come-pipe, and then they tuck it back in and give you two stitches. Then they do the other side, same deal. Total procedure time, about an hour. You go home, ice your balls and watch TV. They usually do it on a Friday so you don't have to miss any work (if you're lucky). Then you don't run, jump, or do rock and roll guitar hero jumping splits for a week or so. I don't remember if they give you pain killers... I don't think so. Next, you need to jack off a lot (like you don't already) and go have your sperm count taken after like 15 loads. I actually skipped that part... not sure why, really, just never went back for the count. That was a coulpe years ago, and my previously super-potent nookie squirt haan't begotten me any more sons, so I guess it worked. No big deal. Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll give you enough anesthetic the first time. If not, you'll get to laugh about it like me. No, you want to talk about something that *REALLY* hurts, ask me about my cystoscopy sometime. Luv, Bob

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