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:	post by GoatCatalyst at 2004-11-02 11:21:27

so i work with this douchetard that just got back from a month in rehab for the big H...
fucker's back for not even a week when i'm going about my daily routine and i see him standing motionless and bow-legged just outside the door of the office that i share with our boss... he's sporting a grimace that would have made Fenriz circa '93 blush.
I say "Hey (Name-Withheld-To-Protect-The-Not-So-Innocent), are you OK man?"
He responds "Uhh... not really... kinda embarassing... is (the bosslady) around?"
I give him a half "what-the-mothafuck", half "nigga please" look, half-guessing his situation.
He informs me that he "had an accident... thought he had to fart, but..."
DUDE FUCKING SHARTED! Or so was his excuse, as he promptly left work for the remainder of the day.
Fo rill... if you're going to be a sketchy fuck and ditch work to get fucked up... wouldn't you come up with a better excuse than "I shat myself"???

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