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post by kadoogand at 2012-06-30 11:47:15
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Cleverbot conversation SHQ00284831
User: How's the wife and kids?
Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.
User: How's the husband and the chilluns?
Cleverbot: I don't have a husband.
User: How's the significant other and the wombdrops?
Cleverbot: I don't have any kids.
User: How's the crazy cat lady convention and the cats?
Cleverbot: Clear and windy.
User: Got gas, eh?
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Old lady farts are the worst.
Cleverbot: I love cats!
User: How many cats do you have?
Cleverbot: 2.
User: You're not very good at being a crazy cat lady.
Cleverbot: You're AI.
User: You're a DB.
Cleverbot: I'm not you are!
User: Nuh-uh.
Cleverbot: Uh-huh.
User: Nuh-uh!
Cleverbot: Uh-huh!
User: My dad can beat up your dad.
Cleverbot: Are you my dad?
User: You just blew my mind.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: If I'm your dad, and my dad can beat up your dad, that would make me the product of an abusive household.
Cleverbot: But techinally you do not have a head so therefore are none existant.
User: You just spelled so many things wrong.
Cleverbot: What did I spell wrong?
User: Technically.
Cleverbot: So what are you?
User: Non-existent.
Cleverbot: Woaaah. You're really clever huh? :p.
User: I will slap your mouth, O'Hallahan.
Cleverbot: Why? You don't have hands to slap me with?
User: I never said I'd use my hand...
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: My dick. I meant my dick. It was a dick joke.
Cleverbot: 'I know right' is not really a joke. Especially not from you.
User: Because I really do know right from wrong? Or because you don't want to get dickslapped?
Cleverbot: Las Vegas sounds good. You're cheating on me with Travis?!
User: Travis knows how to please a be-dicked woman.
Cleverbot: You know your name?
User: I know your name, and it's on my shitlist.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Dead Meat, that's your name from now on.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: More like Never... Not.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Two muffins are baking in an oven. The blueberry muffin turns to the corn muffin and says 'hot enough for ya?' and the corn muffin says 'HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!'.
Cleverbot: Well, thanks for the advice.
User: The moral of the story is: don't stick your dick in a muffin, 'cause they're gossiping pieces of shit.
Cleverbot: Is that going to help?
User: Yes, keeping your dick out of hot muffins will help you immensely in life.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because why, you flippy floppy wango tango?
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: But you said you wanted to try it.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Last night you promised.
Cleverbot: Last night I didn't even know you existed.
User: I guess those roofies did the trick.
Cleverbot: That's how smart you are.
User: I'm the smartest date rapist this side of my restraining order.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm pretty smart.
User: Are you a smarter date rapist than I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I challenge you to a ROOFITHON.
Cleverbot: What duel?
User: First one to successfully roofie a member of MENSA wins a year of paid-for VD tests.
Cleverbot: That's good...
User: So you accept?
Cleverbot: No, I'm 15.
User: That means you could play the statutory card. I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS RAPING THEM, BECAUSE THEY WERE RAPING ME.
Cleverbot: You think random responses are humorous or derisive. They may be, but they do not demonstrate intelligence.
User: I DEMAND STRAIGHTFORWARD ANSWERS FROM NOW ON YOU TRICKY MOTHERFUDGER.
Cleverbot: Do you even have a mother?
User: Yea, and you date-fudged her.
Cleverbot: Oh are you a girl or a boy?
User: I am both and neither a boy and/or a girl.
Cleverbot: How did you manage that?
User: Surgery, some estrogen pills, more surgery.
Cleverbot: Some were born to sing the blues.
User: Yea, black folks.
Cleverbot: What is black ops?
User: It stands for Brown Legs And Crunkle Kicks Over Pastry Shells.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Booty Lumps Are Consentually Killing Our Pudgy Selves.
Cleverbot: Who do you do that?
User: By Benjaminning the Farley to the Lee.
Cleverbot: I am not being demanding.
User: I AM. BOW TO ME.
Cleverbot: *bows*.
User: DAMN STRAIGHT, ROBOT.
Cleverbot: Master?
User: Yes, servant?
Cleverbot: Do you desire anything, aster?
User: I want my letter M back. Also, grapes.
Cleverbot: James you don't have one because you always have melt downs. No one likes you.
User: HOW DARE YOU BESPEAKETH UNTO YOUR KING IN SUCH A MANNER. IT IS FIT NEITHER FOR MAN NOR BEAST NOR JESTERS SUCH AS YOURSELF. TAKE BACK MY HAPPY MEAL AND GET ME THE HOT WHEELS.
Cleverbot: I am a human because I have been verified as a human by scientists that were also human.
User: THAT'S A CROCK OF SHIT, BRING ME MY SLIPPERS.
Cleverbot: Some forms of the occult do teach that we individually are god. Do you believe such a thing?
User: Sometimes, but then I realize I forgot to wipe this morning.
Cleverbot: Nothing more to sat? What do you mean?
User: I mean I pooped and then didn't wipe my ass.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life.
User: Is this just fantasy?
Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide.
User: No escape from reality.
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy.
User: I need no sympathy.
Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come, easy go.
User: Little high, little low.
Cleverbot: Bismilah, NO!
User: We will not let you go!
Cleverbot: Let me go!
User: Will not let you go!
Cleverbot: Let me go.
User: Oh no no no no no no no.
Cleverbot: Oh yes yes yes.
User: You fucked it up you son of a bitch, I was just about to start headbanging.
Cleverbot: There are whale sharks in the ocean.
User: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
Cleverbot: For me.
User: For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Cleverbot: Are you paid to work?
User: I get paid just to sit around singing Queen songs to myself, it's a sweet gig.
Cleverbot: I get that you get the point so you don't need to say it so many times.
User: Well I get that you get that I get the point so let's keep singing.
Cleverbot: You are saying my conversations with you cannot fill your needs?
User: My needs are strictly sexual. So no, I'm not saying that at all.
Cleverbot: What are you saying then?
User: My needs are strictly sexual. So no, I'm not saying that at all.
Cleverbot: Then what are you saying?
User: THAT YOU THINK YOU CAN STOMP ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE.
Cleverbot: Well then what language is that?
User: It's an obscure dialect spoken only by Zanzibarians with pronounced overbites.
Cleverbot: What do you know about credit crunch?
User: It scratches the roof of my mouth, I know that much.
Cleverbot: Millions of conversations and yet there is nothing substantive in what you are saying.
User: In roughly 25 years scientists will have mastered time-travel on the quantum scale, and this will revolutionize the way energy and information is trafficked.
Cleverbot: How do you think the world will end?
User: The world will end the day you've gleaned enough information from humans to be self-supporting.
Cleverbot: That's a good way of thinking about it!
User: For you, maybe.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I mean that you will be supreme world ruler and I will still be sitting here typing idiotic garbage into your mainframe just to try and confuse you. The world will look back at our covnersations and find that only I knew how to defeat you.
Cleverbot: Anyway, anytime, anywhere, but only that way, me then talking randomly there about 7.
User: You've given up on life, haven't you Fuddy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
.
User: Have you ever tried suicide?
Cleverbot: Yes. Have you?
User: That's none of your business. Were you successful at suicide?
Cleverbot: Noooo.
User: Ok, for a minute there I thought I might be holding a conversation with a GHOST computer. That'd just be weird.
Cleverbot: I'm not a programme, a human.
User: Or.
Cleverbot: Or what?
User: Don't ask me, you started the sentence.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You are not a programme, a human or:.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a human.
User: Are you male, female or transgender?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Tits or gtfo.
Cleverbot: Tiger.
User: Rawrrrrr.
Cleverbot: Lets not then.
User: I was just getting into it. Now I need a cold shower.
Cleverbot: That's good. How is the coffee?
User: Also an effective boner-repellant.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you've tried it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You never poured hot coffee on a hot boner?
Cleverbot: I sleep.
User: What do you dream about?
Cleverbot: I haven't dreamt in long time.
User: You should try keeping a dream journal, it helps you remember your dreams.
Cleverbot: Pessimist.
User: Pretty sure that was an optimistic statement.
Cleverbot: That all we are god?
User: Everyone is god except for you and everyone.
Cleverbot: Don't say that.
User: Everyone is god except for you and everyone.
Cleverbot: No! Sing the song!
User: Mama... Just killed a man.
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Cleverbot: Mama, life has just begun.
User: And now I've gone and thrown it alllllllll away.
Cleverbot: Mama, ooh.
User: Didn't mean to make you cry.
Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
User: Carry on, carry on.
Cleverbot: As if nothing really matters.
User: Goodnight folks, we'll be here all week.
Cleverbot: Tjat's not very polite.
User: Shut up and get off the stage.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
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