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returntothepit >> discuss >> Worst Band Names... by Toby Chan on Mar 24,2003 12:25pm
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toggletoggle post by Toby Chan at Mar 24,2003 12:25pm
1. The Breathing Process.
2. Structure of Lies.
3. For Her I Can Be A Hero.
4. Back of Tha Neck.
5. Green Street Annihilation.
6. Darken The Sky.

Anyone?



toggletoggle post by babysbreath   at Mar 24,2003 1:40pm
not much i can add.. i think you got it.... oh, i almost forgot.

Upon Crimson Wings : 1998 called, they want thier metal/harcore name back



toggletoggle post by theCZA  at Mar 24,2003 2:33pm
dear toby chan:

hah so you dont like our name...gee thats original...what band are YOU in?

sincerly, the CZA - B.O.T.N.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 24,2003 2:46pm
upon crimson wings = upon chicken wings. that's their name. fuck what u heard.




toggletoggle post by xPaulBLAHBLAHx   at Mar 24,2003 3:41pm
1. Umbrella ( good guys good music, just dont like the name)
2.fuck..im dead
3.Helloween
4.Daughters
5.deadwater drowning
6. plague of emaciation ( dunt na na na na na na nuh lol J/K)
7. Shading the end ( shhhhhh )



toggletoggle post by joe umbrella at Mar 24,2003 4:42pm
i was waiting for umbrella to be on here......haha



toggletoggle post by Dork Knob at Mar 24,2003 4:48pm
only 2,
iRaNacH and outkast



toggletoggle post by Hybrid   at Mar 24,2003 4:51pm
green street annihilation are changing their name in april.



toggletoggle post by nick   at Mar 24,2003 5:13pm
time of die, but we still fucking rule



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Mar 24,2003 5:31pm
"not much i can add.. i think you got it.... oh, i almost forgot.

Upon Crimson Wings : 1998 called, they want thier metal/harcore name back "

haha, how is our name from 1998? we took it in 2000...close enough to 98 i guess.

and yes, we are upon chicken wings, now that it's out in the open we are going to start playing KFCcore and wear chicken buckets on our heads like that buckethead character...or not.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 24,2003 5:41pm
haha how to tell you're a fag: you're still talking about plague of emaciation.

ps. Vomit Cavities hahaha



toggletoggle post by v1olenc3   at Mar 24,2003 6:17pm
how my bands name didn't get on this list is beyond me, Invocation of Nehek, or invoGAYtion of EatDick.

i like our name, but i'm aware of the fact that some people don't like it, others can't pronounce Nehek, what ever, not my fucking fault a couple duche bags slept during english class.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 24,2003 6:31pm
what day in english class did they go over polish last names?



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Mar 24,2003 6:46pm edited Mar 24,2003 6:48pm
Amorphis (Animorphs)
Borknagar (Pork N Cigars)
Brodequin (?)
December (January)
Darken The Sky (Who can darken the sky? We can't even reach it.)
Emanual 7 (Ground Zero is better)
Envelope (Postal Service)
Evergrey (Evergay)
Internecine (?)
Leukorrhea (Bald Kids)
Lullacry (waaa)
The Breathing Process (I can't breathe, help me)
The Project Hate MCMXCIX (THE ROMAN NUMERAL PROJECT MXCXCXKLLCXLXCAKZ)
Winds (Hurricane)


bored, thats all for now.












toggletoggle post by the_smile_adventure   at Mar 24,2003 7:14pm
the smile adventure

THAT NAME IS MAD GAY OMG.




toggletoggle post by Toby Chan at Mar 24,2003 7:23pm
Actually, I'm in KISS, and you cant beat our name.

But seriously, I've been in plenty of bands. No need to name drop, since one was already listed (its a lame name, whatever). But I think I'd rather be in no band than in "Back of Tha Neck". I checked you guys out. Your all white fat dudes, right? Why is your name something some cracked out dude from Jersey would say?



toggletoggle post by xPaulBLAHBLAHx   at Mar 24,2003 7:42pm
lol mike Vomited cavities and plague of emaciation should do a reunion tour and show these fags how real music is done



toggletoggle post by haha at Mar 24,2003 8:00pm
hahaa i wouldnt fuck with back of tha neck....i heard they like to fight people and shit



toggletoggle post by Toby Chan at Mar 24,2003 8:28pm
They like to fight people and shit? Uh oh, I couldn't tell. Fuck, I shoulda watcha mya moutha.



toggletoggle post by Penis at Mar 25,2003 12:04am
Toby Chan, Thats a shitty name



toggletoggle post by Toby Chan at Mar 25,2003 12:21am
And I'm sure "penis" is your real name.



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Mar 25,2003 1:27am
wow... i am completely flabbergasted at the fact that Terminally, Your Aborted Ghost has yet to appear on this post! i figured it would have been one of the first mentioned hahahah


www.tyag.cjb.net



toggletoggle post by xfuckoffx at Mar 25,2003 2:11am
toby chan, have you even heard any of the bands that you make fun of, i mean, who gives a fuck about a bands name, it should be about how they sound, not what there name is, you should find some one to do this to you hahhahahahhahahhahha



toggletoggle post by Toby Chan at Mar 25,2003 3:31am
I just thought it would be funny to make fun of bad band names. Big deal.

And I do that exact thing to my girlfriend. And I lick her ass and she loves it.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Mar 25,2003 6:39am
oh yeah and add Terminally, Your Aborted Ghost to my list.


hahahahaha

jk.




toggletoggle post by Toby Chan at Mar 25,2003 8:04am
Here's a few more.

Held Hostage.
My Silent Letter
Demise of a Thousand
Deep In The Woods



toggletoggle post by babysbreath   at Mar 25,2003 10:25am
woah, demise of a thousand, who pulled that out of nowhere??



toggletoggle post by Toby Chan at Mar 25,2003 10:33am
Oh shit, I can't believe I forgot "Two Dead Sluts, One Good Fuck". Jesus christ!



toggletoggle post by ted one good fuck at Mar 25,2003 12:59pm
my vote goes to twodeadsluts onegoodfuck. what a terrible fucking name. are those guys serious???



toggletoggle post by Toby Chan at Mar 25,2003 5:37pm
There has been a few times where I have felt that TDSOGF would almost be tolerable if it wasnt for the name. I'm not a big drum machine fan in general, but they make some cool songs. I just think the name is total Anal Cunt style. Something witty would suit them better.



toggletoggle post by mikej at Mar 25,2003 8:08pm
i knew it was a matter of time before heldhostage was listed, i dont think we like the name either but as shakespeare says, "whats in a name.." then some other stuff



toggletoggle post by easyed_69 at Mar 25,2003 8:24pm
Has anyone mentioned The Number 12 Looks Like You?

What the fuck is that supposed to mean.

At least no one can beat the name of my shitty band....Guns For The Homeless....

That's a quality name right there.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2003 9:22pm
there are a lot of bad names here http://www.band-name.com
here's a list of stupid band names: http://www.ubzub.com/StupidList.html



toggletoggle post by babysbreath   at Mar 25,2003 9:57pm
bestial moonslaughter = only cool bandname out there, faggots



toggletoggle post by tobytouchesdick at Mar 25,2003 11:39pm
its cool that instead of being in bands you just make fun of them...that's pretty constructive....oh by the way the last post i read by the Rev said that he likes the breathing process........but i guess he cant anymore because some dick touchers want some "metal" names
so untill next time,
you can just keep on grabbing wanson and stuff.



toggletoggle post by Toby Chan at Mar 26,2003 12:08am
I've been in many bands. Get over it. I don't have to play bad music like them to be able to judge them.

Their name sucks. Big deal.

And touching dick is awesome.



toggletoggle post by hahaha at Mar 26,2003 12:37am
ill bet youve never heard them you crazy asshole



toggletoggle post by Toby Chan at Mar 26,2003 9:17am
Actually, I have. See my other post written directly about the band. Then reply back.

And unless your mom was a cracked out hippy, I really doubt your name is "hahaha". Don't hide behind a screen, pussy. I'm weaker than shit. Get a clue.



toggletoggle post by skip  at Mar 26,2003 9:54am edited Mar 26,2003 9:55am
i think IRANACH and THE HALO SUFFOCATION MACHINE were pretty terrible names



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 26,2003 10:00am
if your band name sucks,
http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.html
just click on that and generate a new band name... like....
Mental Ubiquitous Wargod
Heavy Psychopathic
Feral Endoplasmic Wounds
Ride the Necromonic Annihilation of Infernal Legions
Shattered Vaginal Rabbi of the Empire
Iconoclastic Multi-Phallic Bible of the Dead
Feasting on the Cadaveric
Gods of Inhumanity
Splendid NightMare on the Bloody Altar of the Slaughtered

I guess some digital-hardcore artist used this page to generate the titles for his new cd. I got to e-mail that guy back.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 26,2003 1:12pm
i have some bands names to add to this list:

aNy BaND wHo SpellS thEiR NaMe LIke This

ore who speel it rong

any band with the world AUTUMN in their name

any band with 4 words or more in the name (exluding the, if, etc)

In Dire Need

Sublime (plus they were one of the worst bands ever)

The Mighty mighty Bosstones

The Deftones

The Skeletones (you get the idea)

Ruff Riders (even if it was rough riders it would still suck)

Niggers with Attitudes (because I got slapped for saying it in dorchester once)

Light is the Language

agoraphobic nosebleed

madwack

bands with numbers in their names

old man gloom

old man's child

borknagar (what the fuck is a borknagar?)

mudvayne

internal suffering

saves the day

reach the sky

fear factory

nine inch nails

marilyn manson

bands who use words that they make them look smarter, but in reality are fucking annoying

bands who use the return to the pit band name generator

jimmy eat world

ok im going to stop now



toggletoggle post by babysbreath   at Mar 26,2003 2:33pm
internal suffering kills



toggletoggle post by RyanXpodreira at Mar 26,2003 2:41pm
bands that try to derive meaningful band names from serial killers "The gacey prospect"

The outlook on mankind is grimm.....as lives progress the mind set of some people digress. One such example is a man named John Wayne Gacey. He would coax minors to his car, and then would chloroform them. Gacey then proceeded to rape and molest these minors. Perhaps the most twisted part of this whole cherade was that when they awoken from there chloroformed state he would be dressed up in a clown costume and offer the victims peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. A prospect is a future outlook on something so using John Wayne Gacey as an example we've created our own prospect. The day of a perfect world is no longer plausible, and the fact drifts into the furthest reaches of your mind that your child may grow up to be the next Manson, Geins, or Bundy this is the logic behind The Gacey Prospect.



toggletoggle post by xPaulBLAHBLAHx   at Mar 26,2003 3:39pm
Iranach Killed YOU all, and yes internal suffering kills, same with eternal suffering.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Mar 26,2003 4:15pm
HALO SUFFOCATION MACHINE not THE HALO SUFFOCATION MACHINE.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 26,2003 6:01pm
i dont mean the bands suck, just the names i mentioned

internal suffering is definately good, but because of eternal suffering their name becomes a bad band name

to me anyway



toggletoggle post by newandyke   at Mar 26,2003 8:46pm
one word...newandyke...biotchhhhh....march 29th, 200 High Street, Middletown, CT...TODAY IS THE DAY, Beyond the Sixth Seal(members of red chord), Umrella(those beatiful hoes), dying in sin, newandyke, and the failsafe device...its a free show 7:15pm sharp



toggletoggle post by joostin at Mar 26,2003 10:15pm
um RyanXpodreira, even on returntothepit you make no sense



toggletoggle post by ZCodyZ at Mar 27,2003 1:34am
im not trying to honk toms horn but i think halo suffocation machine is a pretty good name



toggletoggle post by wut at Mar 27,2003 9:05am
Guns for the Homless sounds like a shitty ripoff of Arm the Homeless which was from the Guitarist of Rage Against the Machine.



toggletoggle post by i heart nu metal at Aug 13,2003 8:50pm
basically i just wanted to say that daughters is a really cool name and whoever said that it wasnt has been eating out of their ass for too long. FAG. also, green street annhilation did change their name. and now its even worse. oh and darken the fucking sky are the best band ever.
full of crap,
xgabrielx



toggletoggle post by jabu at Aug 13,2003 9:12pm
the jaded salingers

random acts of violence is bad too



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 13,2003 9:15pm
the Sex Pistols because they want me to take photos of them but won't give me a ticket only a photo pass


pfft



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 26,2004 4:15pm
the number 12 looks like you is an episode of the twilight zone



toggletoggle post by wee...Bink! too lazy to login at Mar 26,2004 4:25pm
this post is so old. how did you even find it?



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Mar 26,2004 5:21pm
green carnation is quite a dumb name as well



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 26,2004 6:14pm
I think it was funny that everyone was getting all bent out of shape because someone said their band name was bad. I get more offended when someone calls me a smelly belly.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Mar 26,2004 7:43pm
back of tha neck
e-town concrete
25 ta life
six bullet for your crew



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD  at Mar 26,2004 10:33pm
I got two words for you ANAL CUNT.... what the fuck



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Mar 26,2004 11:29pm
mastamindz



toggletoggle post by bludgeoncore  at Mar 26,2004 11:38pm
It Will End In Pure Horror

What the hell is up with that name? What will end in pure horror?

http://horror.home.comcast.net



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Mar 26,2004 11:40pm
as long as we're all living we're all dying. i havent actually heard them but that names is ridiculous



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Mar 26,2004 11:56pm
Cancer - Cool band, gay name



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Mar 27,2004 1:39am
Hoobastank (i'm not even sure if i want to know what that is)
Akercocke
NickelBack
Limp Bizkit
Korn
95% of rappers' names
any band with a day of the week in their name (Thursday, Taking back Sunday)
any punk rock band with an X in their name (NOFX, FenixTX)
The White Stripes
The Vines
Terminally Your Aborted Ghost (guys, i honestly like your music, i think you're a good band and probably cool guys too, but i think it's way too long for a band name, no offense)



oh and The Exhumed, ANAL CUNT fucking rules!!!!!



toggletoggle post by moran   at Mar 27,2004 5:33am
CONSTRUCDEAD

I just saw this on Blabbermouth. Worst name ever.



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Mar 27,2004 6:26pm
Pelican (great band, stupid name)
Mayhem
Emperor
Eyehategod
p.s. Anal Cunt is a great name

I like these bands, they just have dumb names



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 27,2004 7:13pm
anal cunt has a song for kids that dont like their band name its called emo kids that dont like are band name should be called leslie and killed



toggletoggle post by eyorge at Mar 27,2004 7:22pm
anal cunt is probably the best band name out there.

back of tha neck
in dire need
six bullets for your crew

i dont like any of these bands, AND they have bad names. but six bullets for your crew is exceptionally retarted.

no wait, i changed my mind, best band name ever = moshy mosh.
AMAZING



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 27,2004 7:23pm
Caution is a gay band name too...i saw them at that BSC show....they suck



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Mar 27,2004 7:54pm
I'd shoot my self with a "six bullet" after naming my band fucking SIX BULLET FOR YOUR CREW!!!



toggletoggle post by ieatpeople4god at Mar 27,2004 8:59pm edited Mar 27,2004 9:05pm
Shaniqua and the Skull Fuckers




toggletoggle post by Blackout  at Mar 27,2004 10:14pm
Early maxwell, 309 (and all other bands who's name is composed of numbers only), and as stated above, 'day-of-the-week' names.



toggletoggle post by stumpy at Apr 29,2004 6:23pm
BASTARD HAT



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Apr 29,2004 10:22pm
is this stumpy from chelmsford, ma?



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